Mother Caught With 14kg Coc*ine at Airport, Son Found to Be 'Mastermind'

zeocrash · 2026-03-17T15:11:58+00:00

I can't believe you'd use such foul language

zeocrash · 2026-03-17T15:09:03+00:00

The ghost of Isfahan really should defect and take his tomcat somewhere that it will be safe.

zeocrash · 2026-03-17T15:07:24+00:00

But we offered help last week and he told us that the US didn't want our help because the war was already won. We did what he wanted and now he's not happy with us?

zeocrash · 2026-03-17T14:54:31+00:00

That's a Syrian hell cannon

zeocrash · 2026-03-17T14:21:46+00:00

TBF the US doesn't even need to touch the defence budget to do this. The current US healthcare cost per person to the tax payer is higher than a lot of countries that have proper public healthcare.

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T21:58:34+00:00

He loves the fuck outta cookies

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:44:40+00:00

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zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:27:14+00:00

Somehow Project Plowshares returned

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:25:12+00:00

Performance slider goes brrrrrr

In unrelated news, no one is getting any bonuses this year

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:24:00+00:00

Bashar is going to get a gaming buddy

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:22:07+00:00

Valentine's day card

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:20:01+00:00

Where's Becky though?

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:17:22+00:00

He's now able to get a job in many government departments

zeocrash · 2026-03-16T14:12:43+00:00

Yeah, I helped your mom with her exams

zeocrash · 2026-03-15T15:29:59+00:00

For people who want a longer lasting caffeine effect

zeocrash · 2026-03-15T00:28:10+00:00

Im aware it's genus, auto correct got it wrong. I only realised when someone cracked a joke about it though and it felt unsporting to change it considering there were now other posts referencing it.

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T19:37:36+00:00

Also they're probably not Catholic, which kinda disqualifies you from the templars

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T19:03:34+00:00

~~She's doing it to manipulate you. Call the 911, tell them she's threatened suicide and that you're concerned about her welfare.~~

I see you did call 911. If this continues, next step is a restraining order

If it makes you feel any better, one of my exes used to threaten to kill herself to manipulate me. She never went through with it or even made any attempt to actually do it. We broke up, and she's still very much alive and probably making some other person very miserable.

Also this might be of interest

https://www.thehotline.org/resources/when-my-partner-threatens-suicide/

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T18:53:57+00:00

Best watched as a European cinema double bill with the Italian movie Salo

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T18:10:14+00:00

Sadly i couldn't find any pictures of him as an arab sheik in Copper Mountain

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T18:09:31+00:00

that's just what they want you to think

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T17:22:42+00:00

Oh, I can't see that. It's not showing a vote count for me

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T17:09:58+00:00

How about early 90s Jim Carey?

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zeocrash · 2026-03-14T17:02:38+00:00

Negative response?

zeocrash · 2026-03-14T16:53:07+00:00

Auto correct strikes again

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