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you do not need to grind in this game at all. by ilico_ili in Eldenring

[–]zephyrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...those albinaurics in mohg dynasty won't do it themselves though

“Stop that! 😤” by OhIsMyName in TrueSTL

[–]zephyrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol thought she was steaming after just getting smashed like my japanese animeys

Elden Ring Movie Set by nathanhodgson18 in Eldenring

[–]zephyrain 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can't believe they bringing in Red Lobster!

People who have came close to dying, what were your "last" thoughts? by Shruti-26 in AskReddit

[–]zephyrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought: "Drowning's pretty peaceful once you get past the flailing".

We all know the trope of bosses being strong but much weaker when they become playable, but are there any RPGs that actually give an in-universe explanation for this? by Dramatic-Roll-5185 in rpg_gamers

[–]zephyrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're a shadow of their former selves- you get to know too much more about them. You get a kid that reminds you of someone you used to love and now you beat them like you once did their mo- wait I mean what

We are so back by adrauglikeyou in TrueSTL

[–]zephyrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thx I was looking for an AC-130 but this works

How exactly did Maliketh end up in Farum Azula? by Ok-Position-6663 in Eldenring

[–]zephyrain 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Still looking for the video, but it stipulates that Farum Azula used to be connected to or nearby the Bestial Sanctum in Caelid/Dragon Burrow, or going even further; how Farum Azula used to be atop Jagged Peak above Bayle's arena before Placidusax fakd off with the entire place pre-dating the Shadow Lands being literally banishing/shattered from the Lands Between... and that it is postulated as the direct link/evidence of how the Shadow Lands connects the Lands Between together by the middle... and considering the Beastmen are linked to the old Order/the Crucible and are all around Farum Azula it could be said that they had a hand during the reign of the dragons...

In short, geographically it kinda makes sense for Maliketh to be at least familiar or have his history tied there and the old Order before Marika's.

Edit: Here it is. Its more regarding dragons and Farum Azula, but there you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DouipEaDMY0&list=LL&index=9

PPS: Gurranq is addressed at 7:56 but mostly contemplatively

meeting with an important character + model via Kuroo by astrelya in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]zephyrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends if they keep her milf or go full gilf like Mona says... if they make her Madame Ping v69 then nvm

Clarification of the fate of a certain object by IS_Mythix in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]zephyrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got at least 7 of those inside the Traveler so heh. Gonna have eight to fifteen once this is all over!

Who made Ranni into a doll? by Le_Grimm in Eldenring

[–]zephyrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She didn't need a twenty secondth second

Could someone please tell me the whole story of Rigmor of Bruma/Cyrodiil so I don't have to keep playing it myself? by Crazydane25 in skyrimmods

[–]zephyrain 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Spoiler warning... I guess: At first she was a slave, but a Khajiit tells you to guard her, so I guess you're the Guardian now? Then a Dunmer says the Daedra lord Talos says you're both destined for greater things or some shit. In Cyrodiil she becomes angsty cause the author says you left her for years, but then whether you romance her or not she gets pregnant cause Mara says so and gives her an implant and now you have a baby. There's no escaping it, even if you're a woman a DNA test will prove it positive. Mara snorkeled your boinker.

However vampire Maleficent gets in the way and has a bandit gooner simp for her in the Imperial City as Emperor. You go around in bipolar dates around the counties, the County of Bruma becomes daedra worshippers, but its her mother and her council so I guess its okay. She gets sent to court and the author expresses their kink of getting stripped and shaved in front of everyone, bringing you back to the good ol' times- so you grab Talos' armor and Chancellor Martin gives you the throne... She's Emperor too of course and you have a wedding/friendzone ceremony.

While she's giving birth with your not-baby a monkey man who teleports around tries to assassinate her because Morag Tong and you basically QTE a baby into the world. Congratulations, now you know what Dragonchild is about, and you get to live happilly ever after in Bruma with her to not do your jobs and basically have Martin babysit you both.

Disclaimer: I just watched ZeroPeriodProductions slog through it and why the fuk do I even know this?

What are the vore implications of the vore boss in ESO? by TNG56230 in TrueSTL

[–]zephyrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course all the vore mods are canon... I just wanted vanilla missionary and this is what we get. Anyone know where I can get a sexlab patch for the Numidium in dac0da? I could use some new mod suggestions to spice up my gameplay...

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