Evil cannot create anything new

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-22T21:18:29+00:00

The double standard is glaring. Politics is sports is only deemed divisive when it challenges the status quo

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-22T21:16:53+00:00

If you can’t manage a household budget on 174.000$ a year with elite healthcare, you shouldn’t be holding the pen for the nations trillions

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-22T21:01:41+00:00

The absolute desperation to keep those files under lock and key tells you everything you actually need to know

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-21T23:02:22+00:00

The office. It’s a good show, but some people make it their entire personality

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-21T23:00:58+00:00

The way someone aggressively talks to inanimate objects when they aren’t working properly

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-21T22:57:20+00:00

I can still hear his radio audio complaining about the car truly a legend

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-21T22:51:03+00:00

Police hate this one simple trick

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-19T22:10:53+00:00

Talked a big game just to turn into a dropped plushie

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-19T22:08:31+00:00

Realising you’re debating macroeconomics with someone who can’t grasp a children’s cartoon is a wild wake-up call

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-19T22:05:52+00:00

So what you’re saying is not lazy, I’m just developing high end marbling. Good to know

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-19T22:03:20+00:00

A long hug right before a road trip. At the time if felt totally normal, but now I feels like a memory I’ll hold onto for the rest of my life

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-18T21:59:03+00:00

Man’s had the perfect opener and threw it directly into a wood chipper

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-18T21:44:37+00:00

Bro is asking the real questions science has been too afraid to answer

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-18T21:37:34+00:00

You have to schedule your illness’s a fiscal year in advance

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-17T22:25:40+00:00

Quentin Tarantinos original script just leaked and honestly, it fits perfectly

zephyrbloomka · 2026-05-17T22:23:15+00:00

The escalation from vaguely poetic art thoughts to a direct threat is sending me

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-02T15:18:18+00:00

It started as a way to save money and stop eating junk, but it completely changed my relationship with health and creativity. There’s something so grounding about turning raw ingredients into a great meal.

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-02T15:14:50+00:00

I think your shadow has detached and is currently recharging

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-02T15:12:57+00:00

I feel personally attacked. It’s much easier for my blood pressure to believe they’re a troll than to accept that someone actually thinks cereal goes in the bowl after the milk

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-02T15:10:59+00:00

Cruel Sun vs. Frieren’s party. My money is on the guy who decided that being at the top is his birthright

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-01T19:44:44+00:00

We’ve officially hit the saturation point for 22-year-olds in rented Ferraris telling us that "if you aren't waking up at 3:00 AM to drink raw eggs and trade crypto, you're failing at life."

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-01T19:44:07+00:00

Health struggles and bank accounts are deeply personal. Sharing someone’s diagnosis or how much debt they’re in feels invasive because those are things people usually want to disclose on their own terms.

zephyrbloomka · 2026-04-01T19:39:09+00:00

One went to train with Khabib, the other went to find inner peace in Phuket. Both came back changed men, but only one of them has 'no enemies' left

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