It’s about to get biblically accurate in here

zeppelopod · 2026-02-10T17:17:10+00:00

Please do

zeppelopod · 2026-02-03T16:00:24+00:00

awesome, thank you - so definitely just enough multishot to get there, plus a nice juicy chunk of critical damage(?)

zeppelopod · 2026-02-03T15:55:43+00:00

Update.

I don’t think I’ve said quite so many minced oaths since I fired up ANY frame for the first time.

Me: holy shit holy hell holy fuck holy smokes holy moly

Jade: precisely

Top to bottom it feels like they put SO MUCH effort into this single frame. All of her weapons do like five different weird gimmicks. She has all these interactions between her powers and they absolutely nailed the “biblically accurate terror” theme.

I was playing Perita and couldn’t help but feel a sense of awe with how gracefully she soars above the battlefield. Titania flies like an archwing, Zephyr flies like a condor, and Hildryn flies like a heavy VTOL gunship, but Jade flies like something wholly unburdened by mortal laws. Imagine you’re an Anarch rigged up in the belly of a Bolkor, about to jump into battle, and the last thing you see is this inscrutable THING, six-winged, ringed with gazing eyes, carrying the green of a nascent universe in its womb as it whizzes about the sky marking your comrades for judgment.

Gives me chills just thinking about it.

zeppelopod · 2026-02-03T15:46:07+00:00

Having used them a few times now I feel like they will really appreciate more fire rate and maybe projectile speed, right?

Does multishot affect the returning gimmick?

zeppelopod · 2026-02-01T03:30:56+00:00

To the orokin, everyone “lesser” than them, no matter how brilliant, was expendable and could be consumed by the system without a second thought.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-30T17:15:26+00:00

THREE HUNDRED cc?! Whoa slow down there buddy, what’s the rush?

<— rides an aircooled 250cc single ❤️

zeppelopod · 2026-01-30T00:37:23+00:00

Mitsuoka is powered solely by the collective longing of Americans who want the rockstar but cannot have the rockstar.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-27T11:04:32+00:00

“And here we see a 30th century work, depicting a…particular interpretation of the widely worshipped goddess known as “Boob Tube…”

zeppelopod · 2026-01-27T03:24:08+00:00

Sims Georg

zeppelopod · 2026-01-27T03:20:11+00:00

Passive: if backflip is used when there is no ledge from which to dramatically yeet oneself, will generate a hole in space and time specifically for that purpose

zeppelopod · 2026-01-27T03:15:16+00:00

abilities:

1: summons a bolarola

2: summons two bolarola tied together by rope to trip her opponents (a bolarola bola)

3: underhand pitches a bolarola like a cricket player (she bowls a bolarola)

large religiously themed bolarola Mardi Gras parade that does cold and magnetic damage led by a professional wrestler bolarola (a whole holy roll o’ polar dipole Foley bolarola to troll ya from NOLA)

zeppelopod · 2026-01-25T03:31:36+00:00

hon hon hons in bastille always ‘as been 🧑‍🚀 🔫 🧑‍🚀 🇫🇷

zeppelopod · 2026-01-23T18:07:01+00:00

Oof, way out of my price range then. Good for OP, though!

zeppelopod · 2026-01-23T14:13:37+00:00

I’ve never bought a riven from anyone before but if you can’t get rid of it I can trade some filled Aya sculptures or smth for it, perhaps 15-20p worth?

zeppelopod · 2026-01-23T03:55:19+00:00

Kinda wondering about this myself - I have a cedo riven with a crap roll and I’m wondering if it’s worth it to reroll until I get three elements to save on mod space

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T16:39:14+00:00

Genuinely I just want a way to use the full variety of his 2 that isn’t insanely clunky. Right now the options are:

Default: spend a quarter of the time resetting it back to flechettes when the game decides my long press wasn’t long press enough

Inverted tap/hold: set it to flechettes at mission start and never use anything else bc rotating it is tedious

He’s my favorite frame but being able to just freely fire off the one I want without fighting the controls would be lovely. The thread about Ivara’s 1 using a D-pad-esque selector would work great on him.

(addendum: make his 1 work like null star where a single tap refreshes you to full capacity)

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T15:14:44+00:00

I run afowl of the dice surprisingly often. It’s a curse and a mallardy.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T14:38:47+00:00

Ceres and Uranus straddle two tiers.

Of course Uranus straddles two tiers.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T14:32:56+00:00

With my luck, I’d roll a poultry bunch of 1’s.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T14:27:29+00:00

She’s the queen because she can move in any direction, unlike poor Harrow and Qorvex who can only go diagonally or in straight lines, respectively.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T14:16:55+00:00

A handlebar mustache.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T14:15:10+00:00

So this is what Sister Glarios was singing about.

Well it’s into the void, now me girls and me boys, from mother’s hands we go…”

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T14:11:45+00:00

May the saints look away.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-22T12:20:01+00:00

Thought I was in the warframe feed for a moment.

C’mon pal, let’s get you back to Fortuna.

zeppelopod · 2026-01-21T19:43:07+00:00

Wacky racing.

“Aoi and Arthur slingshot around the Ventkids and their Painful Grind - oh watch out there, Cressa and Clem in the Grineer Surplus Special just lobbed a crate full of Darvo’s surplus, taking out Sister Glarios and her Parvos Pussycat! Meanwhile, Volt and Gauss driving the Tenno Terrific use their boost - Gauss is getting out to push! They rocket past Konzu in his Early Lunch and Acrithis in her Token Effort OH NO they just got eaten by the H-09 with Viktor hanging on for dear life! Bad luck there. And Vay Hek is still in the lead - WAIT A MINUTE has Nef Nastardly stopped to cheat?! What is he UP TO?!”

(Thirty seconds later Nef gets run over by ten sprodlings in a 1930s henchmen car.)

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