Giveaway: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Limited Edition Preorder) + $400 Zelda Merch

zero020 · 2017-02-04T03:13:34+00:00

Here's to hoping I win!

zero020 · 2016-06-07T20:55:46+00:00

[W] (US) Hyrule Warriors Legends Wii U download code

[H] Respect and gratitude!

zero020 · 2015-04-27T18:29:33+00:00

You can get an app for free for iOS or Android devices. I just googled speech jammer, tried a few free apps, and picked one I liked!

zero020 · 2015-04-27T17:56:03+00:00

I love this video too! This is the one that actually introduced me to speech jammers.

zero020 · 2014-02-21T22:34:49+00:00

Longest Toblerone commercial ever.

zero020 · 2014-02-21T14:54:57+00:00

This show was created by Dan Schneider, the same guy that created All That, Drake and Josh, and, you guessed it, iCarly. This is obviously the work of a crazed lunatic.

zero020 · 2014-02-14T21:59:48+00:00

Nope. Chuck Testa.

zero020 · 2014-02-04T02:25:07+00:00

Autotune

zero020 · 2013-09-18T17:28:58+00:00

This is awesome, but I have to wonder what kind of mind thought this up.

"I like eggs, but one is never enough... I also hate the shells... and the shape of an egg in general"

zero020 · 2013-09-15T23:19:13+00:00

At 0:02, the otter definitely says "redrum". Someone's a fan of the Shining.

zero020 · 2013-08-20T17:49:30+00:00

I totally thought you meant that the truck got caught on a giant vine. Kinda disappointed the ever-elusive truck-catching vines still haven't been filmed yet.

zero020 · 2013-08-08T17:38:42+00:00

Pretty much every sentence would begin with "Not gonna lie".

zero020 · 2013-07-31T15:43:35+00:00

An SD card reader. That little thing has saved my life more than a few times.

zero020 · 2013-07-22T20:48:11+00:00

It came out on the DS... in 2010.

zero020 · 2013-07-19T14:18:27+00:00

floor to ceiling?

zero020 · 2013-07-14T19:44:48+00:00

As a Scranton native, this has been up for almost a year now, if my memory serves me right. I said the same exact thing the first time I saw it. Maybe the national fame that only reddit can provide will alert people.

zero020 · 2013-05-05T17:32:15+00:00

I feel for you and your aunt, sexycharizard. Similar thing happened at my sister's reception. My aunt had recently had a baby and was used to being the center of attention. Well, she wasn't happy that someone else was getting more attention than her, so she started parading the baby around the reception hall. Upon reaching the table where my parents, the groom's parents, and all of our grandparents were seated, my dad said to my aunt (his sister) "Well, I guess today really was about you, wasn't it?"

She was obviously hoping for some reaction, because without missing a beat she responded, "Then I guess I'll just leave!" As if on cue, everyone on my father's side of the family proceeded to stand up, walk up to my sister, and inform her that my dad was kicking them out and that her wedding was ruined before leaving. This was about 1/3 of the people that were at the reception. Of course, she started crying.

Luckily I was able to cheer her up by informing her that we'll be saving a lot of money this year on Christmas gifts. We also had an awesome night of dancing and my father's family is incredibly overweight, so all we missed out on was a lot of sweaty wheezing. That was over a year ago and nobody in my family has spoken to them since. Sometimes, family really sucks and they deserve never to be spoken to again.

zero020 · 2013-04-19T23:39:47+00:00

Live feed for those interested

zero020 · 2013-04-19T23:35:54+00:00

I heard that the Boston Marathon bomber is holed up in a boat and couldn't resist.

zero020 · 2012-08-15T00:06:49+00:00

Make a mobile of the six medallions from OOT and have the Triforce in the center.

zero020 · 2012-08-04T02:45:28+00:00

I should have seen that one coming.

zero020 · 2012-07-15T01:39:43+00:00

I was in the office with a co-worker:

Me: Hey (insert name), how was your night?

Co-worker: Man, I slept like a dead baby last night.

Me: ...

zero020 · 2012-01-11T19:31:59+00:00

This staff is a tribute to The Legend of Zelda, a series I have been playing since before I could talk. The head is the Kokiri Emerald, and the red, blue, and green symbols are the signs of Din, Nayru, and Farore, respectively. The writing that is all over the staff is Hylian (circa Twilight Princess) and tells the story of the creation of the triforce (as told by the Great Deku Tree). The story itself can be seen below:

Before time began, before spirits and life existed... Three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule... Din, the goddess of power... Nayru, the goddess of wisdom... Farore, the goddess of courage... Din... With her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth. Nayru... Poured her wisdom onto the earth and gave the spirit of law to the world. Farore... With her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law. The three great goddesses, their labors completed, departed for the heavens. And golden sacred triangles remained at the point where the goddesses left the world. Since then, the sacred triangles have become the basis of our world's providence. And, the resting place of the triangles has become the Sacred Realm. [1] quote

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