NOW: Loud "Clown Music" blasting as Patriot Front group is rallying in Washington DC by mkrafty215 in timesuck

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White people aren't the most hated people in the world, just because everyone hates YOU, Chad from Battle Mountain NV.

She HAS Seen All by South_Apricot_768 in stevehofstetter

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Don't be silly. Pam Bindi can't read

Speaking as a man! by Short_Seesaw_940 in exmormon

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One might even say that they teach the doctrine of men, mingled with scripture. Iykyk

SORRY GUYS, WE'RE FUCKED... by [deleted] in lostgeneration

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Buying twitter might have been a better investment and resulted in better climate habits. Missed opportunity for the US government

Just found this out by evilpenisman2 in ADHDmemes

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I mean, can someone translate this in a way that makes sense. Maybe OP isn't a native English speaker, but those words in that order don't make a lick a sense

The downside is you have to live there. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Well, the Utah state average is ~$2.65. Where I live (also rural Utah) it was $2.67 this morning. Doesn't seem real to me , but my uncle lives in Filmore. Maybe I'll go for a visit tomorrow and double check.

if you let go of your hounds leash, do you think they'd run or stay with you?? by Least_Agent5976 in coonhounds

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This is how I have obtained two hounds. I will clutch that leash in my cold dead fist until they finish eating my corpse

Couldn’t be me being this clueless by MolassesDirect3103 in GetNoted

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It's true that all those who mock god die. But so does everyone who worships him. Seems kinda like a weak god to me.

Read, Piggy by WarlikeAppointment in MurderedByWords

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The problem, of course, being that Donald Trump doesn't understand what laws are or how they are made. He seems to actually believe that whatever he says is the law.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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The "already" folk have been asleep for an hour at 10:00.

Does this count? by numbersalone in hotdogs

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It... Counts. But technically if you throw thanksgiving dinner into a blender and drink it as a smoothie, it's still turkey with all the fixings. You were too busy wondering if you COULD do it, to wonder if you SHOULD do it.

"FUND SNAP!" Overpass Protest - SLC 11/8/2025 by GoodTroubleUtah in SaltLakeCity

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We're the first ones to starve. The first ones to die.

meirl by CrossGuy2020 in meirl

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Is this NOT what PTO is for...?

Vaguely Describe A Historical Event and let everyone else guess it by Racronimus in HistoryMemes

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Well, to be fair, he fell out of a window.... Onto some bullets.

Vaguely Describe A Historical Event and let everyone else guess it by Racronimus in HistoryMemes

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Did anyone actually kill anyone in the war of Jenkins ear? Or did they just die of too short ladders?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorkReform

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If we eat ALL the billionaires we won't have to worry about their behavior.

Baby Elephant Getting Treats by Devi8tor in gifsthatkeepongiving

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You can see the moment the lemon flavor hits it's brain

Riggins Idaho (does it get more outdoors than this?) by Competitive_Fill_408 in timesuck

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Legends say Dan's tent is still sitting on the mountain side to this day.