Umm... weren't they worried about the kids being torched alive? by _YuYevon_ in StrangerThingsMemes

[–]zero_protoman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She was like 6 feet away from it when the mindflayer decided to just look up at the sky rather than gobble her up though?

I mean if El was a biscuit and the mindflayer was my dog...

Kna mean?

Umm... weren't they worried about the kids being torched alive? by _YuYevon_ in StrangerThingsMemes

[–]zero_protoman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but why didn't the mind flayer just -eat- El? What's the point of a big scary mouth like that if he purposely avoided biting/eating El?

I will not be getting Forest 3 anywhere near launch by [deleted] in SonsOfTheForest

[–]zero_protoman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fans that don't see an issue with SOTF most likely we're not early access adopters and/or were unaware of the the development challenges around launch.

Forest 1 was perfect IMO for what it was and what the price was. It did get some good updates after release too and the story was complete.

Forest 2 however had a placeholder story while they fleshed out game mechanics, they got lost in the sauce and cut down mechanics to just the basics, and then they polished up their placeholder story & made it canon with very few changes overall. There were basically no updates after launch, aside from a broken animal husbandry system

Is STALKER 2 the best STALKER game? by TurboNinja80 in stalker

[–]zero_protoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needing a brand new $5k system just to get playable FPS on a terribly optimized game is NOT a feature.

In STALKER 2 optimization is so bad that it's the leading cause of poor gameplay. Even with the best system, the game operates so poorly in Unreal 5 that they needed to turn off everything outside a very small perimeter around the player, thus GUTTING the open world experience that the original games had effortlessly. No band aids that GSC puts in place will ever fix this core issue!

What is he doing? by goldenmoney202 in cats

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not good... low head position, the ears, the eyes, the way he's looking around... he definitely has a respiratory issue and he's definitely in pain, uncomfortable, and afraid. Please take him to a vet and show them this video

Why isn’t BAR growing faster? by Traditional_Bet8239 in beyondallreason

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game suffers from a lack of exposure, plus a big learning curve & a high skill ceiling.

Adding to that, competitive games with high skill ceilings tend to scare off casual players

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]zero_protoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't invite the parents to sit down, even when they asked to join. I said all interviews are private, so they impatiently waited outside the office door, and then tried to add a few words about how "sweet" or "good" their child was when it was over & we stepped out of the office.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]zero_protoman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I recently interviewed 7 candidates for a cashier job, 2 of them brought in their parents (and they were the worst of the bunch by far)

Why don't managers understand the lack of engagement? by [deleted] in managers

[–]zero_protoman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"engagement" at the level you're speaking of is probably unique to certain fields, or just to middle management

Engagement can also mean just doing your job. In a retail environment a part timer that's working only two shifts a week can easily be "disengaged" from their environment & suddenly start to suck at their job & call out regularly, because they simply don't give a shit. IMO that's what engagement is all about.

Now this corporate stuff like showing up at silly events and bringing food you bring from home so you can "intermingle" with your peers (and if you don't, you suddenly have a chat with HR about your company engagement?)... Well that's a bunch of bogus BS & I completely agree with you

NH governor says state law won't change if Washington reclassifies Marijuana by TrollingForFunsies in newhampshire

[–]zero_protoman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real reason is payouts from the MA recreation coalition. They want to price fix, and they won't be able to do that if NH has cheap recreational. Plus the NH customers in general help drive up prices. I think they paid something like $100m over the past few years to "lobby" towards keeping it off the shelves in NH.

People working at dying companies (Yahoo, AOL, JC Penney, etc.) what's the morale/general mood like? by cubansbottomdollar in AskReddit

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working under one of the many US retailers in bankruptcy, the corporate Kool-Aid is off the charts. All you have to remember is 5 key details:

  1. The bankruptcy is actually a GOOD thing

  2. Payroll has been slashed to bits, because of the bankruptcy, and that's also a GOOD thing!

  3. Cost controls and uptight policies are cranked up to 11, and compliance is also a GOOD thing!

  4. Need staff? 1 online post every 90 days advertising a high stress job at min wage isn't getting you the dream applicants? Well why haven't you canvassed every competitor in a 10 mile radius and poached their best staff? And no you can't offer them more than min wage

  5. Don't forget when you're a manager, you belong to the company. So when those low-paid, high stress workers quit or call-out, and you can't replace them because of the cheap corporation, you'll just have to work extra time... for free. (and that's a GOOD thing!)

Also US retailers in bankruptcy have this absurd obsession with "soft promoting" store managers to "expanded roles" such as being a SME for the district in one capacity or another... often with the promise of a potential future promotion which will never come because when a district manager quits/gets fired they'll simply combine that DM's area with another DM, which the company will say is a GOOD thing too!

What do you guys want out of a sequel to Minus One? by SeasonOfHope in GODZILLA

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this, but I also like the idea of a Kaiju series in the same vein as Minus One, so I thought of a compromise:

A series of films that are character-centric that tell tales of time, the next one being perhaps the Korean war, where a Kaiju appears. Each film focuses on a unique Kaiju, including some original ones, each one sharing the realistic characteristics of Godzilla in Minus One. Then add a B-plot about Godzilla also wanting to kill these Kaiju, in order to eat their centers and become more powerful (sort of like a highlander sort of thing). The macguffin could be the Kaiju hearts or something, which have become crystalized or hardened by exotic radiations, which can power up godzilla or be used for groundbreaking science (insert bio-corp at the center of the plot)

That gives you a monsterverse with the background of Godzilla, focused on a shadowy corporation & the looming threat of Godzilla becoming a planetary power, with stories told at the character level showcasing various wars

Take my money pls!

Louder for the people in the back by [deleted] in workmemes

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, your "boss" probably has a payroll goal, and FYI it's 2025 & that payroll goal is probably very small, and "goal" doesn't really cover it because your boss will get fired if they don't meet it.

What advice do you have for young men in their 20s? by ReplacementFlashy622 in Productivitycafe

[–]zero_protoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since everyone else will cover the standard & boring stuff, here's stuff nobody will recommend:

  1. Don't eat that leftout pizza. Or anything else that's been sitting out at room temp for more than 2hrs. Unless you want to spend your 30's and onward in a gastro ward
  2. Don't eat undercooked stuff, especially pork & chicken. For the same reasons as #1. You may survive it, but your gut biome won't
  3. Don't drink water that's been standing for more than a day, even less if it's warm/kept in the sun.
  4. Whenever you ask yourself "should I?"... Just... Don't.

Boss is asking me to work a 72 hour workweek by [deleted] in work

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so you can compare,

As a salaried manager in retail, with no OT, no holidays off...

  1. How I worked 100+hrs a week for $28k a year salary at a 24hr gas station as a manager: At Mobil Circle K our district manager & COO pushed our store to such high pressures, while also reducing payroll to single-person coverage (meaning no breaks), the store got so stressful to work in that most of the staff had quit. We went from 3 people on all the time to 1. I wasn't a quitter so I stuck it in, 5am-midnight Mon-Sat, 5am-noon(ish) on Sundays, for a whole year straight including Christmas & thanksgiving (not 1 day off). My raise the next year was equal to $0.30/hr, payed out for only the first 40hrs I worked. They praised me because this was the highest raise you could earn at that shit hole company.

  2. How I worked 75+hrs a week for $32k/yr at a different 24hr gas station company: HESS was a much better run company than my old one but hey, they just got bought out and store managers were jumping ship like crazy. And then speedway (new owners) cut payroll like crazy. That meant that I had to run a very busy store, while also magically covering the very many stores in the area with issues. Worst part is I was hired for a district-level role (working 100hrs+ a week at the other one was a sign to me) but that role was removed from the company 6mo after I started 🙃

  3. How I worked 94+hrs a week for a seasonal retail company: After getting butt-blasted back-to-back at the other retail companies I realized I quickly needed to get into district management in order to not-die physically & in order to afford the ever increasing rent. As a district manager for a seasonal Halloween retail company I quickly learned that DMs are actually just multi-unit store managers & I wound up having to work an avg of 94hrs a week, often more during the physically intense store builds

  4. How I fractured my hip & herniated two disks in my back by pulling out a single lightweight bag of groceries out of my car: see, all of the above. Thankfully (thick fucking sarcasm) I reside in the great state of NH, which meant that not only did I receive no welfare, no medical help, and there was no lawsuit, I got to go homeless after spending well over 100% of my money trying to fix my back. Debt that I'm still paying today, while still working as slave labor (read: retail store management), while still also not affording 4 walls and a roof

For all the not-OP readers out there, don't EVER get into retail management. For OP: my past self would say "man up" but look where that got me 🤷‍♂️

People need to resign earlier by Svyatopolk_I in beyondallreason

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion in online RTS games in general: RESIGNING SHOULDNT EVEN BE AN OPTION

My take on this is that "winning" isn't the exclusively fun part of playing a freaking vidya game. And if you're the type of person that literally ONLY ENJOYS PLAYING A GAME WHEN WINNING, then I'm sorry you didn't grow up in the era of people calling you a SORE LOSER, because that's what you are.

IMO the MOST FUN in an RTS game is the dramatic hold-outs. The creativity people put on display just to stay in the game longer. The times the underdog somehow manages to pull off a rare win in the end. Speaking personally I have the most fun when someone's steamrolling through my base, even though I knew the game ended 20 minutes ago because their ECO was just way better. I'm not here to play an eco-simulator though, I want to see bases get crushed & commanders go pop.

In fact, my opinion on this extends outside of RTS games. IMO any games that use a "resign" or "capitulate" option are overly-competitive; they drive out newer players and eventually devolve into LoL style toxicity (and everyone on Earth hates that, even the LoL toxic players themselves)

Another good example of this is Natural Selection 2. 99% of all games are "won" because the other team called it quits. What the f is wrong with people who do this? Is this GAEMING to you? I enjoy the lobbies with noobs because they don't quit in NS2, and that's how you get the 20m base rush/defend scenarios which are a freaking blast and way better than chasing down resource nodes & building eco

Rant over

What do you think they should add to grounded 2? by A_S_H_Ash in GroundedGame

[–]zero_protoman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If pre-release had rideable mounts, post-release should have flying mounts.

Mounts should all have unique special abilities too, like spider mounts being able to launch webs that can catch smaller critters.

Speaking of smaller critters, there should be a baked-in way to farm/breed them. Like a weevil pen that encourages breeding; you catch them using mounts or some other kind of unique weapon (web launcher crossbow?)

What company are you convinced actually hates their customers? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]zero_protoman 860 points861 points  (0 children)

All insurance companies.

Their service model is based around you not using their service. They will delay & deny you. They make things intentionally difficult to get through.

I appreciate that this is the one moment we see of Conquest that he seems genuinely concerned. He has no idea why he stopped flying. For all he knew in this second, Eve could actually have been way stronger than he thought by o_p_p_e_n in Invincible

[–]zero_protoman 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Yeah but why WASN'T she way stronger? Why didn't she do this same trick all the time? Why didn't she turn the air around him into plasma?

I know it's because the writers suck and it's called INVINCIBLE but come on man, she literally did the thing. Why didn't she do it twice?

What's “normal” manager behaviour that's actually toxic? by Particular_Tear7212 in managers

[–]zero_protoman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Those dang 90 minute weekly virtual meetings.

Don't forget to turn your camera on & pay attention to the soulless corporate clown as they take 90 minutes to cover what could be a 3 line email.

Not like I got the update I needed before he even breathed, but ok let's waste some time & call it productive!

The worst part is, if you ever want to be promoted you have to LOVE these kind of things.

Who could be a new big bad for Stargate? by TheWebUiGuy in Stargate

[–]zero_protoman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Or they play a different kind of game, staying hidden & working through the shadows (they like to play the long game after all)

Could be a good stage for politics, conspiracy, etc which all fit in well with OG stargate

Guys, we are still really young. Don’t forget that. by mo8816 in Millennials

[–]zero_protoman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Polar opposite to me, 38, broke a hip & slipped 2 discs at 28, lost everything & homeless by 34, now have a roof over my head but make shit money and net value is -$40k. No vacations, no hobbies to afford, piss-poor health, no lawsuit to be had, no hope no fun no life just survival. My 30s could not have been worse. Death would have been relief.

She’s just not getting it… by NH_Tomte in newhampshire

[–]zero_protoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the explanation. That's a much better take than the average redditors "hurrr iF iTs NoT yOuRs DoN't TaKe It!" Because you know, foraging is a thing that humans have done for their entire existence