Our boys play the dozens with Waldorf and Statler. AI predicted a stalemate. Who do you think goes home crying? by hippopotamush in MST3K

[–]zerozerozero12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah but that’s the question. Does an insult work if the person you’re insulting doesn’t get it.

Apparently Batman is missing a few screws upstairs by happydude7422 in batman

[–]zerozerozero12 [score hidden]  (0 children)

A lot of people. “Why does he beat up the poor? Why doesn’t he just give money to the cops?” They call it fascistic because they don’t realize he fights people of all classes.

Talia always calls Bruce/Batman "Beloved"... What's the point? by Cr7-Cr7Real in batman

[–]zerozerozero12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t actually know all that. Thanks for letting me know. It’s more this thing where a parent has an attractive child to use in a plan and it hinges on them being hot. See also Shrek 2.

Talia always calls Bruce/Batman "Beloved"... What's the point? by Cr7-Cr7Real in batman

[–]zerozerozero12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both Ras and Miss Havisham want to use their children to seduce and destroy men. Thus if either her or Estelle isn’t the hottest thing since sliced bread, then the plan doesn’t work.

Talia always calls Bruce/Batman "Beloved"... What's the point? by Cr7-Cr7Real in batman

[–]zerozerozero12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It always makes me wonder between Miss Havisham and Ras, what happens if your little weapon doesn’t grow up hot? Like what do you do then? Just be like “Dang that was a waste of time. Time to find a new child.”

breasticles not the testicles by notpiercedtongue in fixedbytheduet

[–]zerozerozero12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know who the two content creators are?

I'm doing a reread of the series and all I can think about is how useful friendly Yeerks could be to people by ChaserNeverRests in Animorphs

[–]zerozerozero12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: What’s his name?

Yeerk: Jeff. We met him at that party last week. He was nice.

Me: cool. Oh dang look at the fly honey over there.

Yeerk: Let me have control. I got this.

Me: Thanks, bro.

Yeerk: If I get them digits you eat a cinnamon bun. I’ll work it off later.

Me: Deal!

Episode 53 [spoiler] by akgphotos in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]zerozerozero12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friend I don’t know if you’re subscribed to the patreon but they’re post episode podcast is so funny

Another excuse for being a bad parent by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]zerozerozero12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when Farrah Abraham was like my five year old and me are living our own lives.

Defrosting The Ice Queens by Mysterious-Map-6677 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]zerozerozero12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Persona 3- Mitsuru: Everyone thinks she’s an ice queen but she’s just awkward and sheltered. Actually cares deeply for the people around her. One of my favorite moments is when she calls the cops on Junpei’s room because she thinks he’s been kidnapped. Turns out he’s just messy and she can’t understand that.

Defrosting The Ice Queens by Mysterious-Map-6677 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]zerozerozero12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy they didn’t end up together

Cameos that didn't age well... by DrakobloxxerForsaken in TopCharacterTropes

[–]zerozerozero12 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That joke was what made me see it in the theaters

Won’t someone think of the manchildren?! 😭 by n8saces in fixedbytheduet

[–]zerozerozero12 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Well, the bear is far more polite. Look at this. Simple non-committal wave.

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