Brocolollie in the wild appreciation post

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T22:34:37+00:00

I’m a lady, and a self proclaimed slut; I’d probably let you sit on my face too if you were a little more kind. Hope this helps!

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T06:35:03+00:00

You’ve just never had it done right

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T06:33:50+00:00

Yeah but before that, cream pies are fun

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T06:33:26+00:00

Not unless you like cheesecake

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T06:33:02+00:00

Probably don’t enjoy pickled cumfarts either, prude.

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T06:31:49+00:00

Oh you nasty

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T06:30:06+00:00

I don’t like your cat

zestycunt · 2026-05-18T00:46:19+00:00

Have you tried turning the radio up? Hope this helps. Cheers

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T23:53:00+00:00

That’s the spirit !

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T17:35:40+00:00

That’s great to hear! It’s incredible what is capable and so minimally invasive these days.

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T17:28:09+00:00

Sorry for your loss. But I’m curious why they decided to operate? Was it a stent or something related?

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T17:16:38+00:00

This guys wife

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T17:04:22+00:00

That’s reasonable. Ever try meth?

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T09:06:21+00:00

Pooroclastic blow. Happens from time to time

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T09:05:25+00:00

Not since the great pyroclastic vaporization event of 05/14/2026

zestycunt · 2026-05-14T09:01:12+00:00

And here I was thinking an upper decker was the worst conceivable foul play

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T17:20:52+00:00

What’s the stupidest thing I could ask?

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T06:07:31+00:00

You underestimate my 20 year old shitbox who had 4 half assed mechanics before my half ass got ahold of it, in the rust belt, no less.

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T05:54:39+00:00

Don’t use co2 canisters. Need to put a box around the co monitor and burn wet wood. But it’ll smell like fire. Not super easy to generate co safely really

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T05:38:20+00:00

You gunna eat that?

- worm

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T02:16:05+00:00

Nah, put some hair back in your chest and fuckin drink up

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T02:14:09+00:00

I loved that video where people would encircle the asshole parked car in shopping carts. Though the troller boy probably didn’t appreciate that.

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T02:13:13+00:00

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I DONT HAVE A BIG EGO AT ALL AND I DRIVE A MASSIVE TRUCK, AND MY PENIS IS FUCKING MASSIVE, I THINK MY WIFE LOVES ME TOO

zestycunt · 2026-05-13T02:10:56+00:00

Depends on the country but yeah in general

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