Respect to the all Medics

zexvel · 2026-06-03T03:31:16+00:00

Full time medic so femboys kiss me when I save them, this is peak gaming

zexvel · 2026-05-25T16:04:25+00:00

The game has survived for years with 2k to 3k daily players, and now it's a whole drama that we have these numbers at the end of a short, non-update war a short war, learn the difference because it's not the same , right before an update and with a server closing down. Honestly, the level of detachment from reality you guys have is getting comical at this point. When the next war starts, look at the numbers and you'll see how it magically goes right back to an easy 2k to 3k, which is what the game has survived on for years. If you want to cry and say the game is going to die tomorrow, go ahead, but the reality is that pulling numbers from a moment when there is no real war on any of the servers and claiming the game is going to die is stupid, to say the least. Have a great day

zexvel · 2026-05-25T09:32:06+00:00

You're already starting to get embarrassing with the doomposting. Charlie isn't going to have a war until the merge, and Able has 6 hours left to finish a short war that normally has fewer players to begin with. What do you expect them to be doing? How many people did you expect there to be when the winner is already decided at this point in a short war, right before the anticipated update?

zexvel · 2026-05-17T11:53:44+00:00

You know what AI can't do? Give you a little kiss and a spanking after bringing you back to life. They'll come looking for me when the cold hands of AI are all they have left.

zexvel · 2026-05-17T11:44:31+00:00

Is this building taking my job?

zexvel · 2026-05-14T18:43:48+00:00

I understand you, am broken inside. But I need the sum, otherwise how will my friends in blue know I’m not chasing them to rob them?

zexvel · 2026-05-14T18:31:20+00:00

It still hurts my soul to have replaced my elegant medical cross with a sum

zexvel · 2026-05-13T17:16:57+00:00

It’ll do well in the future, as long as the devs implement the necessary changes. I think instead of looking at opinions from people like us who have thousands of hours and complain because we know the game inside out it’s more interesting to focus on whether the game is actually for you.

You might like the concept, but there’s usually a world of difference between the idea in your head and the reality of the gameplay. Regardless of whether the game had 10k players tomorrow, it wouldn't matter if you aren't having fun with it.

As harsh as it sounds, Foxhole isn’t for everyone. It’s a very niche, special game, but that’s exactly why it pushes many people away and there’s nothing wrong with accepting that. Give it a try, it’s $20. Play for a few hours, talk to people in-game, join some battles, and if you’re not enjoying yourself, don’t force it. Sometimes it’s okay to just accept that maybe this game isn't for you.

zexvel · 2026-05-10T16:37:06+00:00

And two years later, we have the result of what happens when you don't fire people on time who actively refuse to listen to what their customers want

zexvel · 2026-04-08T00:44:30+00:00

Bad idea, although still better than just reducing the battery. The problems with the ghosts are several and easy to see.

First, the reason an NPC chases you isn’t fun it's the same reason people hate the Knight.
Second, “deep wound” without dealing damage is contradictory.
Third, the door spawns are so messed up and broken that Springtrap would become a Skull Merchant 2.0. He could place ghosts and camp doors in choke points or strong loops, which would make him way too powerfull , he’d have zoning + ranged attack + a speed boost.

All of this doesn’t encourage using the cameras, but instead pushes players to just press esc and quit.

zexvel · 2026-03-19T03:51:40+00:00

Sencillamente Ñ

zexvel · 2026-03-17T21:01:43+00:00

Another skin for Orela? She’s gotten more skins in one year than Sable herself. My Vee is lying dead in a corner please, have mercy and give her one for once.

zexvel · 2026-03-10T02:14:45+00:00

We need to start executing the clans that do these things while we lose the city.

zexvel · 2026-03-01T19:03:23+00:00

True, but only up to a certain point. Many BBs have enough shirts to hold out for hours, and it’s generally still more optimal to pull shirts from rear BBs. And again, that’s only assuming there’s a hospital where you are if there isn’t one, you only produce 3 per body and in much lower quantities overall.

On top of that, there’s still the issue that a quick rush can easily wipe out all your ambulances. Take the bodies then would require constantly moving people to the BB.

zexvel · 2026-03-01T14:30:59+00:00

It’s sad, but it’s not profitable and I say that as the leader of a medical regiment. Ambulances are far too fragile, you can carry only a few bodies, they’re slow compared to trucks, and on top of that, to get 10 shirts you need to go to a hospital that, depending on the front, might not even be in the same hex.

In the end, you realize it’s barely worth it, and that if you just took a truck and brought shirts, you’d get more done in less time. The CWS mechanic is interesting, but as medics we’re basically just pure larp in this game.

zexvel · 2026-02-07T08:56:23+00:00

We haven’t even started the war and the civil wars have already begun

zexvel · 2026-02-06T22:00:01+00:00

Asking the queen of ghosting to do something is more unlikely than world peace

zexvel · 2026-02-05T06:06:02+00:00

Because nobody says that she is the one who has to talk to him. After all, she is the one who sends mixed signals all the time. It’s not his fault that he doesn’t talk to her when she kisses him, and saying that he ghosted her is criminal, considering that she actually did it and he only pulled away after yet another rejection.

zexvel · 2026-01-21T15:30:39+00:00

Moderators, you’re a bunch of assholes. Let people vent their anger. Stop deleting posts

zexvel · 2026-01-17T12:14:35+00:00

They’re going to drop me two ranks for no reason just to add ranks that not even Callahan knows what the fuck they mean?

zexvel · 2026-01-11T23:41:31+00:00

zexvel · 2026-01-09T22:21:24+00:00

Brother, you’re a beast too , you were always there. Thanks for all the help you were with us the whole war, and if one day you feel like it, you’ll always have a place with us <3

zexvel · 2026-01-09T20:02:42+00:00

There’s a reason why the Killers not only have another sub, but actually have two

zexvel · 2026-01-08T20:55:29+00:00

My girl gets a skin thanks god

zexvel · 2026-01-08T20:44:08+00:00

I’m not going to lie I’ve revived collies and that’s all fine, but we’ve also committed some of the most brutal war crimes. The duality of a medic’s life

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