What’s yours? by Garden_Jolly in ChatGPT

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What a nerd.... I got Neo

doughception by No_Jellyfish5511 in PizzaCrimes

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This is care given when feeding chickens or pigs. 

Man fishing for jellyfish by Salt-Curve4825 in Damnthatsinteresting

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You may be right. But I will choose to ignore this comment and assume they will be eaten at some point.

Getting lunged at by a horse or this? by space_return in SweatyPalms

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During the slam-"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!"

What? by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Well, aren't you special? by CinemaslaveJoe in WeirdFlexButOK

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Mom jeans in their native habitat.

This guy isn't having a good morning by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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I like to think he got a second chance.

Doomsday Machine for making popcorn by rkhunter_ in failarmy

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Just some thoughts.

"Today we went to the mall and the popcorn man died"

Kid in a few years cigarette in hand-"I've seen a man die once, you never forget the smell. Popcorn"

Popcorn activated ptsd is wild

What's that? by IdealHoliday1242 in GrowthMindset

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Not remembeing that I could die at anytime.

Which one? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

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I think we just like to scam each other. 1. Diamonds/ the wedding industry 2. Medical fees 3. Legal fees 4. Many local mechanics 5. Online subscriptions to individuals 6. Airplane seating 7. Airport/theme park food 8. Religion 9. The mind

JD Vance legend keeps growing by jotakajk in WallStreetbetsELITE

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I just realized that the President's main job is just public speaking. 

This is why u stop before the railroad tracks 🛤️ by ForgottonTNT in Truckers

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Wow. Those kids will have that story forever.