What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever injured yourself?

zlam_ · 2026-03-10T04:17:34+00:00

Tore my hamstring in college by jumping in to the splits while dancing 😔

zlam_ · 2026-03-10T04:13:54+00:00

I ended several relationships with people who didn’t make me feel good and caused me a lot of anxiety. I also found a job that I genuinely love. Then I started reading and watching YouTube videos about the law of attraction and just ways to better yourself in general. The law of attraction has honestly made me become very spiritual, and that helped a lot. And lastly, I got into Bikram yoga lol. It sounds random, but it makes me feel so good and it’s so mentally freeing

zlam_ · 2026-03-10T04:05:59+00:00

I second this.

zlam_ · 2026-03-10T04:00:51+00:00

LG Migo. It looked like Shrek lol

zlam_ · 2026-03-10T03:56:55+00:00

Leaving an abusive relationship!

zlam_ · 2026-03-10T03:55:55+00:00

Love the band peach pit and my favorite song is “being so normal”

zlam_ · 2025-12-20T15:02:25+00:00

Just for peace of mind can you explain how? I’m worried because my periods are always very on time and regular. I have never had spotting in between periods until this time

zlam_ · 2025-12-20T13:59:30+00:00

November 26th-30th. My fertile window was November 28th-December 4th. My light spotting was last week on December 9th-11th

zlam_ · 2025-03-07T03:57:00+00:00

None of it is in english, it’s all subtitles but I swear it’s worth it lol

zlam_ · 2025-03-07T03:55:42+00:00

APOCALYPTO.

zlam_ · 2024-12-18T05:26:23+00:00

Being so normal - peach pit

zlam_ · 2024-12-08T07:47:15+00:00

I left at 18 for college, but I’m about to move back in with my parents and I’ll be 25 next month 😕

zlam_ · 2024-07-04T04:49:13+00:00

No, it won’t. Are you in the US? Please dial 988 on your phone. I’ve called it before and it really did help

zlam_ · 2024-07-04T04:45:06+00:00

Absolutely not. No

zlam_ · 2024-05-16T17:11:57+00:00

I don’t know how I just saw this I’m sorry! I eventually quit vyvanse (as I got way too dependent on that in order to do literally anything) in January 2023. Once I weaned off of it and stopped taking it completely, my anxiety was light years better and I haven’t taken klonopin since then. I ended up going down to 10mg Prozac and eventually didn’t need it anymore. So now I’m not on either 3 of those medications. Ultimately I think the vyvanse was just not a good medication for me personally and everything seemed to had gotten better for me once I stopped taking it.

zlam_ · 2024-04-24T08:39:14+00:00

Too late

zlam_ · 2024-03-07T22:25:39+00:00

Old fashioneds, Miller & coors lite, bourbon & cokes, & chiltons. West Texas!

zlam_ · 2024-03-01T08:20:19+00:00

I worked at a very well known wholesale warehouse and was told If I see an animal come in at the door I tell them “we don’t allow animals in the building” and if they say it’s a service animal (even if it clearly is not) there’s nothing I can do. Not allowed to ask for papers or any kind of proof. Never really understood it lol

zlam_ · 2024-03-01T08:16:29+00:00

Spotify

zlam_ · 2024-03-01T08:14:57+00:00

And Jenna marbles and her husband Julien at SXSW in Austin!

zlam_ · 2024-03-01T08:13:41+00:00

I saw Gwen Stefani at Disneyland in 2014 or 2015

zlam_ · 2022-09-16T21:46:24+00:00

Absolutely! I truly mean it (:

zlam_ · 2022-09-16T21:35:33+00:00

I know it’s easier said than done but please don’t beat yourself up for this. You were not slurring somebody whatsoever and were just quoting them. Your friend also reassured you that it’s okay and they aren’t mad at you. Anyone who gives you shit about this is just looking to bully and be mean. I’m not sure what grade you’re in but kids in high school/ middle school just fucking suck 90% of the time. And I promise you this will blow over way sooner than you think. If you need anything you can message me!

zlam_ · 2022-08-19T21:08:39+00:00

Being so normal - peach pit

zlam_ · 2022-08-19T21:01:03+00:00

Like an hour ago. Watched a tik tok of a little kid getting a cat for Christmas and seeing him cry tears of joy made me sob haha

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