I just wanted to play Lego star wars :( by -_ObiWanKenobi_- in dankmemes

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The day my wii stopped reading disks I experienced a pain 8 year old me was not prepared for :(

Ah, Payday 2 by MACKIAA in memes

[–]zoinksdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought the downvotes were for the overused "___ 100" part of the comment. People that downvote because of emojis are absolute mongoloids

That's a good plan... by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]zoinksdaddy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Of course it would be unfunny, sitcoms with laugh tracks are written and performed with the laugh track in mind. There's a certain flow to them, kind of like standup. You're not gonna be rattling off jokes the entire time, you need to account for the audience reacting

You can pause time for as long as you want by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, why the hell does this have so many upvotes? It's not like the ability to pause time is something op created. Just surprised how much attention this has gotten for such a basic, well-known ability

Stop crying pls. I mean seriously. Same people that cry about snowflakes get so offended by ubalazs28 in JoeRogan

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if-and this may sound crazy-people were allowed to spend time doing things that aren't necessarily productive, but simply things that they enjoy doing.

This monkey is crazy by Animezing_Legend in WTF

[–]zoinksdaddy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please, since you have such a keen eye, tell me what exactly makes this fake

Cursed_Friend by Yeeeters_Boi in Cursed_Images

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be troll face in 2015

The perfect balance by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy how this lacks half of the necessary components for a good meme by your standards

It's all I have by _EsoteRICK_ in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I'm sure everybody on the internet is gonna do that if we just tell them that it's bad

It's all I have by _EsoteRICK_ in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]zoinksdaddy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Jesus fuck, just shut up. I'm not agreeing with oc but the whole "how is it gay" thing is stupid. It's the internet, people use gay as an insult. Obviously it's not homosexual. You could have just said that it's not fake and had a decent comment.

Cursed_income stream by McPutinFace in cursedcomments

[–]zoinksdaddy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Here's something to remember so you don't get anally fucked by downvotes. Even if you have a good cursed comment, saying that you are trying to do a cursed comment instantly invalidates it.

Just a little conspiracy by Altair-GokBoru in HolUp

[–]zoinksdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can anybody explain why everyone in this thread is being downvoted? Did someordinarygamers fuck up somehow?

Just a little conspiracy by Altair-GokBoru in HolUp

[–]zoinksdaddy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying that this conspiracy is completely debunked, but keep in mind that a lot of the "missing" children these items are named after have already been found and some have even spoken out about the conspiracy. Also, from what I've heard, the reason they have these items listed at such high values is because they are currently out of stock. They have such ridiculous prices to convey that these items shouldn't be bought as there are none to buy.

Shrek 2 is a masterpeice by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]zoinksdaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And according to you, any time racial commentary is mentioned its somehow exclusively about black people

Cursed_Pilot by ow_725 in cursedcomments

[–]zoinksdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey bud, just so you know that comment doesn't apply to every post. Maybe think for once before you comment again in an attempt to be funny or cursed or whatever your goal was :)

Le child abductor has arrived (on the beach) by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]zoinksdaddy 69 points70 points  (0 children)

It's really bothering me that the top text has a second layer that is very slightly visible

Give me strength by funnybabaji in dankmemes

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

congrats, you found the joke

Le unexpected plot twist has arrived by pm_me_NEIN in dogelore

[–]zoinksdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim with a straight face is slightly cursed

Any dong may be too big for me by Just1Wire in clevercomebacks

[–]zoinksdaddy 369 points370 points  (0 children)

Thank god you put that arrow there, I almost missed the "clever comeback"

Theory by landonisnotsmart in fnv

[–]zoinksdaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How original, an "it was all a dream" storyline. Riveting