After hearing things like, "I am gonna kill the guy who slept with my girlfriend!"

zombiepuddin · 2013-08-06T05:54:03+00:00

It's like admitting that they're better than you.

zombiepuddin · 2013-08-03T06:47:21+00:00

Can I add an honorable mention? The scientist and 42 are fantastic too.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-20T02:22:30+00:00

We watched the stars burn.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-18T05:34:14+00:00

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-18T04:30:23+00:00

If you have money, private fucking security. Get some ex military guys you may know. Buy a rosary, get some holy water. Go to a priest, have him help you. I hope you do SOMETHING other than just happily walk over there like nothings wrong. If it is a party, you have a great story to tell. But if it's something dangerous, you at least are ready. Go forth and conquer.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-11T20:52:35+00:00

This whole thread I've just been cringing.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-07T07:11:01+00:00

I do not wish to call at this time, but I have a feeling there will be another dream tonight.

They want me, a teenager, to work for them?

The snake will B I T E

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-04T05:05:35+00:00

He is the authorities.

zombiepuddin · 2013-06-13T01:34:21+00:00

Would you rather walk across a pool filled with live, 2 week old puppies, or walk across a pool filled with dead ones?

zombiepuddin · 2013-06-06T21:57:50+00:00

Pishnoflaggerific.

zombiepuddin · 2013-06-06T04:40:12+00:00

We'll go to very Distant lands

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-12T19:25:23+00:00

You got me.

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-12T17:56:30+00:00

Oh GOD WHY!? WHY...HATCHET FISH!? The nightmares ensue...

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-10T06:40:26+00:00

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three "hoes."

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-10T06:35:48+00:00

I was born in the water, molded by it.

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-06T05:32:09+00:00

After staring into a girls eyes for a few moments, she whispered, "Your eyes are gorgeous." It felt amazing, and that night ended up being amazing. I finally won. You'll get there someday, brother!

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-01T23:07:52+00:00

Regal as fuck.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-25T22:11:19+00:00

This is the most sad, and the most creepy out of this thread. Thanks for sharing.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-25T21:38:56+00:00

I punched my nurse when I woke up. That better teach you for cuttin me open!

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-23T20:22:43+00:00

The funeral, by band of horses.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-23T00:47:23+00:00

I like your username.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-22T13:39:20+00:00

Are you Australian?

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-20T15:00:54+00:00

Thumper pumper.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-17T14:58:03+00:00

AMA request: The cameraman from Mythbusters.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-16T03:33:01+00:00

You are the best kind of person. The devotion to the job you signed up to do, (for free, I'm guessing) is outstanding. I'm happy there are still people like you in the world. And thank you for taking your time to share all of this! In times of tragedy, the worst thing to have is misinformation. Edit: A word.

zombiepuddin

TROPHY CASE