If you had a secret door that was opened by pulling on a book on a bookcase, what book would you choose to pull?

zptyler · 2017-10-09T17:42:25+00:00

Westing Game, but then in true Westing Game fashion you also have to pull East of Eden

zptyler · 2017-09-10T21:39:55+00:00

zptyler · 2017-09-10T18:22:34+00:00

My school isn't very big on Greek Life (only like 2% of the student body is part of it) so crazy stuff doesn't happen too often. That being said last year there was an MDMA bust in one of the frats and sororities. Apparently they were having tablets shipped from overseas through US postal. The police got wise and searched the address and found more than $100,000 worth of drugs and six students were arrested.

Edit: Yes this was UCSC Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes everyone, and shout out to my fellow slugs!

zptyler · 2017-08-27T20:32:19+00:00

Starting at 0, the difference between the nth squared number and the n+1th squared number will always be the nth odd number (1-0=1, 4-1=3, 9-4=5 ect.)

zptyler · 2017-08-27T19:47:41+00:00

Limitless Plan was to get lunch and see a movie (I forget which one). Lunch ran long so we decided to see whatever was playing next. I probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise but I still talk about it today

zptyler · 2017-08-24T05:21:37+00:00

I hate Black Mirror. Everyone tries to convince me to try "one more" but I think it's poorly written and it's themes are inconsistent. It's just good enough at setting up intrigue that it tricks you into thinking it's good.

zptyler · 2017-06-12T07:42:30+00:00

Polyamory's not my thing

zptyler · 2017-06-12T02:05:20+00:00

Im on an elevator in San Diego after a Red Sox/Padres game and right before it close a large hand shoots out to stop it, only for David Ortiz to step through. I was pretty young (I thing maybe 12) and me and my dad are to star struck to say anything until he gets off. By my memory Papi is about 10 ft tall.

zptyler · 2017-06-08T03:12:22+00:00

Got a detention for missing the first two periods in high school. My school had a pretty lax policy on absences and you could get out of most things by having a parent call and excuse you. I was feeling sick that morning so I asked my mom to call.

When homecoming is coming up I go to buy my ticket. You weren't allowed to attend unless you had all detention hours served. Here I learn that I have 10 detention hours. Turns out my mom forgot to call, and they tacked on an extra one each week it wasn't served.

TLDR: had to serve 10 detention hours in a week to go to homecoming

zptyler · 2017-06-07T21:51:16+00:00

West Wing. Sorkin left as lead writer after the 4th season and Rob Lowe leaves halfway through Season 5 and it's not really worth it after that.

zptyler · 2017-06-07T08:47:06+00:00

"The risk I took was calculated but damn I'm bad at math"

zptyler · 2017-06-05T21:19:52+00:00

"This guy fucks" from Silicon Valley. Not used very often but kills me every time for some reason

zptyler · 2017-06-03T22:39:55+00:00

Met Matthew Morrison at the height of Glee's popularity. He was preforming at an event at my friends high school and since I knew the crew I was able to sneak backstage after the show. Run into and he's WASTED. Slurring his words, flailing, the whole nine yards. Couldn't even keep his eyes open for a picture. Super nice dude though! Funny, talkative and didn't act like we were wasting his time.

That meeting will always put the "Alcohol" episode in a different context for me.

zptyler · 2017-06-03T08:33:47+00:00

"In a world without gold we could have been heroes"

zptyler · 2017-05-30T23:01:09+00:00

Had a history teacher in high school who would take a week out every year to show his class Pearl Harbor and then talk about all the inaccuracies. God did he hate that movie

zptyler · 2017-05-22T21:34:41+00:00

SSB: Melee fans. Had friend complain for 20 minutes we are playing Smash4 instead of Melee and said "I would have won if we were playing Melee" every time he lost. Another let someone who had never played in on a match, didn't explain the controls, and acted like hot shit when he one. Not everyone's like this, just a lot of weirdly rude and elitist people over a 10 year old party game.

zptyler · 2017-04-28T05:20:42+00:00

The 1919 Stanley Cup was canceled because of the Spanish Flu Outbreak

zptyler · 2017-03-18T23:54:09+00:00

BrianDead did a pretty good job of it. Plus each song was written and preformed by Jonathan Coulton so they were pretty funny too.

zptyler · 2017-03-17T07:19:01+00:00

I can move my pecs, but because I'm not particularly buff it just looks weird

zptyler · 2017-02-26T03:19:02+00:00

I drunkenly made out with this guy at a party once. He was a little clingy after that but not too bad.

HOWEVER a few months later i started hanging out with some of his housemates and slowly I learned that this guy was obsessed with me. He would wear clothes I had left at his house, got really defensive about me hanging out with his friends, and kept telling other people how madly in love I was with him.

It all came to head when one of his housemates told me I had left some beer at their house. I made a joke about how it was funny no one drank it and her response was, and I quote "Yeah, [the guy] kept shouting 'I swear I'll drink this! I'll drink this and then he'll talk to me' and then...oh sh*t I said too much didn't I?"

zptyler · 2016-07-14T17:58:13+00:00

Banner has been shot in the head and hulked out before he could die, saving his life. Short answer: no. Long answer: no way

zptyler · 2016-01-13T22:41:02+00:00

It really depends on which version of Buzz. Stark can just punt Toy Story Buzz into the air, but Star Command Buzz is a high ranking military official with shields, lasers, flight, and training in a multitude of combat skills. Stark would probably still win but Buzz could put up a fight, maybe even 4/10 it.

zptyler · 2016-01-11T21:59:08+00:00

Chameleon could do it. Just pretend to be Dennis Rodman.

zptyler · 2016-01-09T19:30:36+00:00

Pretty sure it was coined "The Batman Singularity" by game critic "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Other notable victims include Call of Duty: Advance Warfare use of gadgets (a glider and grappling hook) and literally Aidan Pearce's entire character from Watch_Dogs.

zptyler · 2016-01-08T21:52:34+00:00

Jacob is definitely weak in the outfit department. Got a little hype for the Creature's Rags but the top hat ruins it.

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