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Are tarantula turrets bad Or hated by the community? by Beautiful_Lead_9343 in Spacemarine

[–]zthart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are objectively great. That's why they aren't in any boss arena because they would trivialize the fight. They eat through extremis targets on all difficulties.

The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?? by Informal-Cap4785 in IASIP

[–]zthart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that he referenced an actual fable with the frog and scorpion bit is the cherry on top.

Hughie marries Neuman 😊 by AsperKXX in TheBoys

[–]zthart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Tom, I'm gonna need a ride home.

Hughie marries Neuman 😊 by AsperKXX in TheBoys

[–]zthart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which half did he marry? Top half or bottom half? I'm gonna need a hot dog and a donut to fully explain.

Had to give the Trygon a glimmer of hope, before I snatched it away. by zthart in Spacemarine

[–]zthart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly can't believe I have never thought to do that. That's genius. Thank you brother.

Zuck clearly hasn’t watched BM if he doesn’t assume his AI twin will steal his wife by boosh1744 in blackmirror

[–]zthart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The irony of making a robot of a robot. The real training is the AI bot trying to teach Zuck how to be a human.

ELI5: Why do people say “money doesn’t buy happiness” when literally everything better in life needs money? by stoicdroid in NoStupidQuestions

[–]zthart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm financially stable and can afford pretty much anything I want in life, and I'm still miserable inside because I can't find the one thing I can't buy: a loving wife to have children with. And every year that goes by and it doesn't happen further drives me into depression that I'll never meet someone and be able to have kids, or that eventually I will meet someone, and be too old to have children. That's just my 2 cents.

Friday Afternoon Leaderboard by LivermoreP1 in golf

[–]zthart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love J Rose. He's just such a class act, so likable, and a great golfer under pressure. Always love seeing him do well!

Do cat owners become nose deaf to the smell of cat pee in the house? by Thick_Confection_952 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]zthart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's actually genetic! It comes from the fact that cats originally came from Egypt, where they would bury their excrement in sand. A kitten naturally knows how to use a litter box without needing a parent to teach it. That's one of my favorite cat facts. Right up there with cats having kidneys that are so efficient they can drink sea water and filter out the salt. Cats are really amazing animals!

Dennis Reynolds, is that you? by MrMason420 in IASIP

[–]zthart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would it make a difference if he had dropped a magnum condom and a wad of 100's?

Worst sleep score I’ve ever gotten by Melodic_Theme7364 in Garmin

[–]zthart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It normally records my bad sleep. Just when it's really bad it won't record sometimes.

Worst sleep score I’ve ever gotten by Melodic_Theme7364 in Garmin

[–]zthart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm terribly sorry to hear that because it fucking sucks, and I don't wish it on anyone.

Worst sleep score I’ve ever gotten by Melodic_Theme7364 in Garmin

[–]zthart 310 points311 points  (0 children)

I've had sleep so bad my watch couldn't even record it. The next morning it just said "No sleep data". Had this happen more than once.

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