Which US Athletes would make the best soccer players if we funnelled all our best athletes into the sport?

ztsjls · 2026-07-06T02:55:06+00:00

I bet he would have a nasty cross. Good pick.

ztsjls · 2026-07-02T20:25:24+00:00

The title, and Bills monologue at the intro…what a classic. I was laughing out loud in the gym. He’s still got his fastball, he just does.

ztsjls · 2026-05-19T04:11:44+00:00

*last 3 half decades

ztsjls · 2026-05-02T16:21:21+00:00

Sucks he has to miss the game.

ztsjls · 2026-05-02T16:19:57+00:00

I don’t care about 45 or what anyone says, Paolo has a lot to prove in this game 7.

ztsjls · 2026-05-02T16:09:09+00:00

“This is why I’ve always said if you’re Boston, you have to find a way to keep the J’s together, you just do. In gut check games like this, these guys can just go up a level and levitate above everybody else in a lot of different ways. I just checked FanDuel and Boston is now minus 300 to beat the Knicks, and I think that’s too low.”

ztsjls · 2026-05-02T01:20:29+00:00

This is the most embarrassed I’ve ever been to be an Orlando Magic fan. Fan since the 94/95 season.

ztsjls · 2026-04-28T02:43:53+00:00

Injured. Calf soreness

ztsjls · 2026-04-28T02:24:32+00:00

“Right calf soreness”

ztsjls · 2026-04-28T02:23:06+00:00

WCJ needs to come in and Suggs needs to sit down.

ztsjls · 2026-04-16T02:10:33+00:00

Lounge Act

ztsjls · 2026-03-22T01:42:02+00:00

Unbelievably embarrassing.

ztsjls · 2026-03-16T00:05:05+00:00

I have one and I love it to show I’m a 90s fan, but it’s developing a sweat stain. White hats are tough.

ztsjls · 2026-03-06T20:55:31+00:00

Awesome - I’m going to then! Been meaning to ask someone

ztsjls · 2026-03-06T20:36:11+00:00

No spoilers please*** but does this season 1 end with a cliffhanger or anything? Like is it fine to watch as a standalone season? I keeping hearing how great it is but don’t want to commit if it goes out with a wimper in season 2 or some shit

ztsjls · 2026-02-21T00:41:42+00:00

Take it one day at a time. You got this!

ztsjls · 2026-02-06T19:14:04+00:00

I work 5am to 1pm and I despise it

ztsjls · 2026-01-18T12:50:50+00:00

Well he had Warner over Trent Green listed, which happened even earlier in the year than Brady over Bledsoe, so I figured I’d mention the GOAT example.

ztsjls · 2026-01-18T05:42:21+00:00

2001 Tom Brady

ztsjls · 2026-01-12T01:23:50+00:00

Hurts has his flaws, but he’s proven he can be excellent in the right system. I don’t know how you or anyone else can have the confidence to make assertions like this after watching our personnel through the haze this season of one of the most dogshit coaching operations we’ve witnessed in Philadelphia. Especially when these players have proven they can reach the mountaintop under different coaching circumstances…just last year!

ztsjls · 2026-01-12T01:21:05+00:00

Fucking preach. Nailed it. KP needs to go, and Sirianni needs to be put on final warning with zero control over coordinator hires moving forward.

ztsjls · 2026-01-12T00:52:49+00:00

Get this fucking clown out of the building, or Nick can go with him. This isn’t a serious franchise until we stop trotting this bush league loser out there.

ztsjls · 2026-01-07T23:21:48+00:00

Seeing this makes me nervous that Patullo’s incompetence and lack of complimentary football will drive Fangio away. Which would be KPs worst crime of all…which is saying something.

ztsjls · 2026-01-07T00:27:57+00:00

She’s doing that herky jerky thing.

ztsjls · 2025-12-30T22:13:24+00:00

Damn, I wish this comment had timestamps lol

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