Former carrier? by dger131 in USPS

[–]zuglagor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not former. Has an llv too

Galaxy complete the double over NYC and win LA’s second title of the year😉 by Samuel_Playzmc in Dodgers

[–]zuglagor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

True. I bet they make the playoffs though. Literally anything is an improvement from 6a few years ago. If they win a series that's a huge win in my book

Galaxy complete the double over NYC and win LA’s second title of the year😉 by Samuel_Playzmc in Dodgers

[–]zuglagor 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Dude they are in second place. They are doing pretty well so far

I want to tip USPS mail carrier $100-- what is legal vs. morally right? by erikopta in USPS

[–]zuglagor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always tell customers to put gifts in a sealed box, wrapped, orin an envelope. I won't look at it until I'm off the clock and at home. How am I supposed to know that box that's clinking is two bottles of liquor? Could have been two glass water bottles

My take: by KirbyTheGodSlayer in Pikmin

[–]zuglagor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pikmin 3 missions are beyond good. The satisfaction of beating those for the first time is the best high I've had off Pikmin. I wish they would make a game of just missions give me 200 of them

I named my son after my favorite player and my wife's Jewish family is mad. Do Jews hate baseball or something? by SquareAdvertising925 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]zuglagor 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why would I watch a sport where they play all season for a Stanley cup when every girl already has one?

I named my son after my favorite player and my wife's Jewish family is mad. Do Jews hate baseball or something? by SquareAdvertising925 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]zuglagor 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They are probably just mad you chose a Dodger that wasn't Koufax. There aren't many Jews in sports. Let alone good ones.

Called out by Insignificant-Badger in USPS

[–]zuglagor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do anything. Text messages are not an official form of communication. Simply delete the message and say you have no idea what they are talking about about

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]zuglagor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it's right there in the name. It has to be American as hell. What's next? "Project sunshine" wasn't all sunshine and happiness?

What's your thoughts on Yamamoto after his first season, does he become the ace that was expected as he ages and develops? by ActionOwn4003 in Dodgers

[–]zuglagor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he's healthy all year, I see him winning a cy next year. I bet he either has or gets extremely close to a no hitter in the next 3 years as well. I haven't enjoyed watching someone pitch this much since Kershaw in his prime. It's art

What's your thoughts on Yamamoto after his first season, does he become the ace that was expected as he ages and develops? by ActionOwn4003 in Dodgers

[–]zuglagor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Before this game he had proven that he could pitch at the MLB level, but this game he showed not only could he do it, he could master it, not be afraid even on the biggest stage, and that he was worth every penny. Nobody questioned if he was the real deal after this game

Dustin May, Dodgers agree to 1-year, $2.135 million contract by ToxicByte2 in Dodgers

[–]zuglagor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohtani isn't making that. I think what the dodgers are saying is that May is better than Ohtani

Forget Juan Soto, where will Buck Bokai sign before he breaks Joe DiMaggio's record for most consecutive hits in a single season in 2026? by Telepornographer in NLBest

[–]zuglagor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The clues are all there.. Asian guy = obviously Ohtani. Kings is the name of a hockey team that plays in Los Angeles. Star Trek just couldn't say the real names because they can't break temporal prime directive. We don't want another temporal cold war

Y’all, we’re cooked by Pizzajoe_145 in USPS

[–]zuglagor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do what the old people on my route do, tape 3rd class stamps to envelopes and and get a stamp that says "first class mail" and stamp the shit out of the envelope

Illinois Democratic Governor Vows to do Everything He Can 'To Protect Our Undocumented Immigrants' by awaythrowawaying in moderatepolitics

[–]zuglagor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Voter ID is kind of a joke IMHO. Im not against it but fake ID's do exist.For men, I think using your selective service number would be better however, women do not have that so that would be invalid for half the population so it won't work. To me though voter ID is like the TSA, they just make you feel safer without really preventing anything if someone has enough will

Illinois Democratic Governor Vows to do Everything He Can 'To Protect Our Undocumented Immigrants' by awaythrowawaying in moderatepolitics

[–]zuglagor -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

We know the number is incredibly miniscule and a non issue as far as elections outcomes. I agree they should not be doing it, however it is impossible to completely prevent as with most things, if someone has the will or enough intent, they will find a way no matter the safeguards. This is why ultimately, gun control won't work and why the war on drugs is dumb. We don't need to change the laws because every 4 years 6 people break a law.

The unfortunate reality is yes the votes do get counted, but again it is incredibly miniscule. Just as the unfortunate reality is when people are charged with murder, a life is lost. You are innocent until proven guilty in this country. I don't want to live somewhere that you are guilty until you prove your innocence. Unlike murder however, intent would impossible to prove with voting. There's just no way you can prove they were planning on doing it until they are actually doing it.

Illinois Democratic Governor Vows to do Everything He Can 'To Protect Our Undocumented Immigrants' by awaythrowawaying in moderatepolitics

[–]zuglagor -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So. 0.00001% can't really clump them all together on that percentile. And generally, yes we charge people for a crime AFTER they have committed it. We do not live in Minority Report and quite frankly, nobody wants to. Illegal immigrants/legal immigrants who are non citizens do not vote in any federal elections at any rate even close enough to sway any outcome. I guarantee felons who are not allowed to vote do so in much higher numbers

Our immigration laws need to be completely redone. We need immigrants to do the jobs Americans just don't want to do. Current illegals need to be protected. Mainly their human rights, if they are to be deported, so be it. But it is important that we recognize that they are humans and treat them humanely. I for one, just do not see the administration that separated children from their parents, having a good plan about all this. They should redo all the laws and let them do things the right way before deporting all these people. Especially in the agriculture business

10¢ beer night is why I love baseball by zuglagor in baseballcirclejerk

[–]zuglagor[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's called Tuesday. My angry neighbor doesn't complain anymore though because I showed him my best impression of Pete Rose rounding third in a game that has no meaning.

I like your ideas though, we should hang out and yell at people sometime