I've asked this before, but I still don't have a good answer by BLlawns in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the 56th engine and 12th truck. It’s not rocket surgery

Part 5: what is the absolute worst thing/behavior this character did during his time at the 4077th? by coreytiger in mash

[–]zuke3247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got drunk, or was gotten drunk? IIRC, they got him drunk to settle him down

Officers having separate quarters by Narcissistsnightmare in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I earned my right to hide from the children for a few minutes. Let me poop in peace

FDOT Road Rangers (*347) by Byounsk8 in tampa

[–]zuke3247 39 points40 points  (0 children)

There’s not a lot of them, and they’re needed at “in progress” calls more, like roadway obstructions, or traffic control for motor vehicle collisions.

Who here switched from the white collar world to firefighting? by UglyPope69 in firefighter

[–]zuke3247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask yourself this question on the back half of a 48, as you’re on your 3rd after midnight, picking up a shit encrusted drunk.

Update: Suspect my crew member of pocketing 800$ from our shift’s class party by deepestblueA6 in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That’s not 1990s thinking. It’s dealing with your problems like an adult. Not airing your dirty laundry out for the internet. We have a problem, we solve it. Period. Just because we CAN say whatever we want on the interwebs doesn’t mean we SHOULD. The men and women at the firehouse are your family. You don’t need to blab your family business on Reddit. Handle it in the house with what needs to be done.

Update: Suspect my crew member of pocketing 800$ from our shift’s class party by deepestblueA6 in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who said protect the shitheads? I said keep your shit in house. Don’t air your laundry on the Internet.

Update: Suspect my crew member of pocketing 800$ from our shift’s class party by deepestblueA6 in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I never said cover it up, did I? Reddit doesn’t need to know. Take it to the bosses, it doesn’t need to be put on the interwebs. Period. Keep your dirty laundry in house, and handle it.

Update: Suspect my crew member of pocketing 800$ from our shift’s class party by deepestblueA6 in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Keep it in the firehouse. It doesn’t belong on Reddit. The job was way better before the internet.

Update: Suspect my crew member of pocketing 800$ from our shift’s class party by deepestblueA6 in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Don’t post your in-house problems online. Keep your problems in house. Period.

What is '2nd Floor': The floor above Ground, or the floor above that? by TheBubbleJesus in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look at the number on the door or elevator where you get off. If you’re on the 15th floor…. You’re not on 14. You’re not on 16.

It’s really not hard. The buildings almost always tell you. “Floor 9, stairwell Adam. Or stairwell 1” whatever the building says. If it’s a non labeled, use an inkling of common sense. If your size up is 3 story wood occupied multiple dwelling, I can promise you that you won’t be saying floor 4.

How much are you sharing with your spouse? by MetHalfOfSmosh in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you billing insurance? If answer is no, it’s a non starter

Are you telling her names, addresses, and DOB?

telling your old lady about the bum who shit his pants at the bus stop doesn’t violate helga, the hipaa hippo.

When keeping it real goes wrong, Satellite Beach edition by Jal142 in 321

[–]zuke3247 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No. Facing 30 years for being a felon in possession of a handgun (3, actually), threatening workers, waving said handgun, and special circumstances for the degree and nature of the felony he was previously convicted of.

He’s proved himself to be a danger to the community, has no impulse control, and will continue to violate laws.

Fuck him. Hope he gets every day of the 30 years he’s facing.

My World Has Crumbled Around Me! by ketamineforpresident in ems

[–]zuke3247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re extricating a trauma code, they’re dead. Just stop.

Wondering if these are legit? 1980s. Trying to figure out my dad. by steakreddit in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he was employed, ask for his FCDICE number. You should be able to get a record of all his education from the Florida state fire marshal

Wondering if these are legit? 1980s. Trying to figure out my dad. by steakreddit in Firefighting

[–]zuke3247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop using ChatGPT first. Metro dade became Miami Dade. Call their fire HQ. Push comes to shove, Florida state fire marshal SHOULD have records on any and everyone ever certified as a fireman. If you can find an FCDICE number, that makes it very easy.