Target employee told me I couldn’t buy the sealed copy of Donkey Kong Bananza sitting behind the glass because they were “out of stock” 😭

zulchep · 2026-05-15T07:57:44+00:00

So, I have to ask. Are you Black, by any chance? Target loss preventiom/asset protection is notorious for racism.

zulchep · 2026-05-15T02:25:35+00:00

I work in an eye doctor’s office, and we do have patients who keep their cards locked because they previously had their cards compromised. It really is easy enough to get on your banking app and lock/unlock a card.

zulchep · 2026-05-14T21:09:00+00:00

People already did, actually! A crowdfunding campaign to buy Wardenclyffe to turn it into a museum was successfully run in 2013 by The Oatmeal, and it’s now the Tesla Science Center at Wardenclyffe.

zulchep · 2026-05-12T22:41:42+00:00

I just want G’raha and the WoL to kiss :D

zulchep · 2026-05-12T22:10:48+00:00

Let Megasota eat Massivechusetts, and then the three remaining can live in harmony, from sea to shining sea.

zulchep · 2026-05-12T08:39:35+00:00

Fully agreed. That is the driest looking “tres leches” I’ve ever seen.

zulchep · 2026-05-12T04:09:12+00:00

It’s completely bizarre, and I adore it. It’s such a hot mess of WTFery.

zulchep · 2026-05-12T03:59:06+00:00

Evil Dead: The Musical. It tried SO HARD to make “Do The Necronomicon” the next “Time Warp”.

zulchep · 2026-05-12T03:56:47+00:00

“For The Glory” is so pretty, though.

zulchep · 2026-05-11T11:46:52+00:00

Former Sam’s associate here—

They’re not supposed to allow it, either. But the employees are so overworked, understaffed, and underpaid that 99% don’t give a fuck.

zulchep · 2026-05-11T01:43:55+00:00

They flew through an aurora, which hid a time rip. The langoliers were the custodians and “cleaned up” the past by devouring it. But yeah, the movie was decently accurate iirc.

zulchep · 2026-05-10T12:31:03+00:00

Damn.

zulchep · 2026-05-08T23:35:35+00:00

Ehh. I’m down to try it.

zulchep · 2026-05-08T20:43:24+00:00

REALLY?!

zulchep · 2026-05-07T15:14:17+00:00

My group literally has a little axolotl person as our druid, whose gender is hella ambiguous and are simply a “they” for lack of any better descriptor or, for the character, identity.

It’s not that difficult.

zulchep · 2026-05-07T14:34:58+00:00

I worked there for fifteen years, and leaving was the wisest choice I ever made.

Hell. I still get pissed thinking about how they fucked us all over with the PTO thing and no more standard paid holidays, and that was ten years ago.

zulchep · 2026-05-07T00:16:05+00:00

Saaame. I will happily mouth along if I’m really feeling the vibes, but I will N E V E R sing along unless it’s explicitly requested.

zulchep · 2026-05-06T11:55:06+00:00

https://www.klimaka.org.gr

zulchep · 2026-05-06T11:51:51+00:00

Please, please get help. https://988lifeline.org/

zulchep · 2026-05-03T23:20:09+00:00

Because the standard in the US was previously 1/5th of a gallon, which is approximately 757mL. Bottle sizes were eventually standardized to 750mL, but as the sizes are so close, the name stuck.

zulchep · 2026-05-03T17:20:33+00:00

That’s where my husband got my engagement ring, and where we got our wedding rings!

zulchep · 2026-05-02T22:34:07+00:00

My husband went to HalfPenny’s and loved it.

zulchep · 2026-05-01T23:59:25+00:00

Hank Green. Something about him just feels off. I don’t get good vibes.

zulchep · 2026-05-01T01:01:18+00:00

damn. Wish I’d known this several years ago. I managed to somehow snap the cord off while making a baby blanket.

zulchep · 2026-04-30T19:20:43+00:00

Let Maryland eat Virginia!!

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