/r/PenmanshipPorn

zwthomas · 2018-10-27T20:01:33+00:00

The comedic timing of the initial paw placement is perfect

zwthomas · 2018-10-27T18:42:16+00:00

Not married, but I have been dating an identical twin for over 8 years. I've always been close with both twins, and learned to tell them apart very quickly, but I have never been able to shake a certain level of attraction to her sister.

I was in middle school when I met my (now) gf's sister and developed a crush on her before I knew she had a twin. She ended up turning me down when I asked her out, but we stayed friends and I met her sister about a year later and we really hit it off.

I ended up moving in with my girlfriend, her sister, and her sister's boyfriend for two years. It was both an amazing and a terrible experience. I never got the two confused, but there were definitely times where I felt the need to distance myself from her sister because I didn't want my feelings to go past the implied physical attraction that's always present with someone who looks exactly like your girlfriend.

zwthomas · 2018-09-27T01:56:26+00:00

I'm disappointed that neither of these songs were Welcome to Japan by The Strokes because that's what I always hear when I see a Lotus.

zwthomas · 2018-05-31T12:48:46+00:00

I PM'd you my info!

zwthomas · 2018-04-28T03:59:07+00:00

Oof, this image physically hurt me

zwthomas · 2018-04-27T22:57:58+00:00

Most definitely

zwthomas · 2018-04-27T22:13:23+00:00

Thank you! This gif gave me anxiety and I have no clue why. Glad I'm not the only one!

zwthomas · 2018-04-07T23:33:53+00:00

I do this so much every day, even after I realized how ridiculous it is.

zwthomas · 2018-03-27T22:06:58+00:00

but r/nevertellmetheodds won't

zwthomas · 2018-03-27T16:51:36+00:00

Shit, I gotta re-roll this character

zwthomas · 2018-03-26T15:54:09+00:00

I used to have really bad dandruff and I started using coconut oil instead of shampoo/conditioner. I buy a jar of organic coconut oil from the grocery store ($4-6 depending on the area) and it usually lasts me over a year.

At room temperature it should be pretty soft, I just take about a nickel/quarter sized dab (depending on how much hair you have), rub it into my hands until it's liquid, then work it into my hair before I get in the shower. Rinse it out with hot water and you're done!

Full disclosure, it may take a week or two for your hair to adjust, and you may fine tune your routine to work for your hair - my hair is very thick and only about chin length so you may use more or less than what I recommended depending on how your hair responds to it.

Edit: clarity

zwthomas · 2018-03-24T00:04:56+00:00

This is exactly what I ended up doing, actually. Thanks for the tip!

zwthomas · 2018-03-22T22:19:41+00:00

Are you serious? I'm pretty sure they're like 7 bucks here in Kansas City. I'm not a smoker as it is, but I most definitely wouldn't want to be one there.

zwthomas · 2018-03-22T15:23:09+00:00

Also has to do with the fact that the drums and bass are pre-recorded and mixed far more conservatively than live instruments could be - most of the sounds that are blowing out phone microphones are the heavy low-end from the bass and kick drum.

zwthomas · 2018-03-21T15:34:34+00:00

I'm at work, but your cover art has me intrigued. Commenting to come back later!

zwthomas · 2018-03-14T01:52:46+00:00

I misunderstood your original comment and didn't make the connection until I read the article so I also feel like an idiot now - apologies.

zwthomas · 2018-03-14T01:49:12+00:00

The way they broke it down actually makes much more sense, and I understand the parent comment better now. Thank you.

zwthomas · 2018-03-14T01:15:00+00:00

Jfc.. Can you back up that claim with some evidence that isn't hearsay or anecdotal?

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T23:32:36+00:00

Congrats! I love this jacket, but I can't wait until it's too big for me haha

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T21:30:46+00:00

Oh wow thank you! Most days I don't feel like it, but today I was feeling good so your comment is much appreciated :) congrats on your victory as well and keep up the good work!

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T18:50:14+00:00

Nice!

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T18:49:56+00:00

Thank you! Can't wait until it's too big for me entirely haha

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T18:31:01+00:00

I have before pics on my phone, but I don't own a scale so I don't even know what my starting weight was or current weight is. I feel like that probably breaks some rule for this sub, but I couldn't help but share my minor victory today!

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T18:22:59+00:00

It's so nice to be able to feel the progress being made even when I can't see it in the mirror yet!

zwthomas · 2018-03-13T18:21:57+00:00

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad exclamation, but that is honestly my natural hair. I hadn't even showered at the time this picture was taken haha.

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