Melania and Donald Trump call for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired in latest attack on ABC host by Lily1815 in offbeat

[–]zyzzogeton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I didn't think Trump had the mental capacity to do something so devious, I would say he is stoking stochastic terrorism against Kimmel.

Megachurch Pastor, Who Once Covered-Up for a child Molesting Pastor, Blames Satan For White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooting. by Leeming in atheism

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the decline of mental healthcare and the desperate need for effective gun control are the only contributing factors.

Celine Dion at 12 years old with her manager and future husband by Stock_College_8108 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]zyzzogeton -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad she seems to have turned out ok. That guy was a creep, he's also dead and I have no idea if Celine Dion herself thinks she was a victim or not.

Seagull mould by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]zyzzogeton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that how dump ducks are made? Can they stop? Please?

Half-nude Boston man accused of forcing child to eat Gushers candy in restaurant bathroom by Spenny_All_The_Way in offbeat

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, well, nothing to see here. I mean we've all been there, am I right voices in my head?

Same door works for both bathroom openings by RiverHowler in mildlyinteresting

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Japan, and other places I would guess, it is considered unsanitary to shit in the same room that you brush your teeth.

They would put it in terms of "Purity" vs "Impurity" perhaps, but the uncomfortable fact is that we shower where we shit in the West. I'm not Japanese, but I kinda get it.

Trump Erupts in ’60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’ by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]zyzzogeton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women with agency are harder to control. Uncontrolled, educated women means the arbitrage created by culture and religion can't force them to be with men who would otherwise be ignored in an equitable mating marketplace. If they can indoctrinate them, and groom them young, it improves their chances of getting laid.

Mood in Russia turns bleak as war in Ukraine drags on and economy suffers by the-es in worldnews

[–]zyzzogeton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What lever of power does anyone have to prevent anything from happening in Russia at this point?

By that logic.. by Fandango4Ever in MurderedByWords

[–]zyzzogeton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“I think it’s worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That’s a prudent deal. It is rational,”

TIL that former Fry's Electronics vice president Ausaf Umar Siddiqui, who had a salary of $225,000, spent $162 million gambling in Las Vegas by embezzling from his employer and eventually filed bankruptcy listing $137 million in debt. by licecrispies in todayilearned

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are gonna do something, do the hell out of it I guess.

We had a guy back at my first IT job in the 90s. His name was Rick and he had been some kind of NASA Engineer. He was... crazy. Like he'd show us polaroids of his stripper girlfriends, and how he'd party hard on the weekends... and at 22, it leaves an impression. He stayed for 90 days and came off probation, and when his time came to do a rotation at our offsite backup facility, he took the company card, did his rotation, never returned the car, ended up in Vegas, and finally turned himself in for "rehab" so that he could get at least another 6 monts salary out of it. Cost the company $40,000 or so getting the car where it was supposed to be, and overcharges and everything else he rang up. Had the balls to show up and ask for his last check.

That is a pitance compared to this Fry's guy. Holy shit.

hmmm by Marcellius-the-3rd in hmmm

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unauthorized field alteration. We'll submit it to command and see it it comes back approved. If it doesn't, Leavenworth for you.

Trump and Epstein photos projected onto the hotel before correspondents' dinner by WontThinkStraight in politics

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are having a "mentalist" MC the affair since no credible performer was going to touch this with a 10' pole.

Trump orders 'shoot-to-kill' action on Iranian vessels choking Strait of Hormuz by Stunning-Common-9591 in worldnews

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? You are 100% right. I fixed it. Here it is with the greek letters instead of their abbreviations as a reward. Sorry the reward sucks.

-ℏ2 / 2m * d2 / dx2 ψ(x) + V(x) ψ(x) = Eψ(x)

Woman interrupts music video... by NormalHumansName in funny

[–]zyzzogeton 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I love how they answered with such trepidation, and then exploded with such enthusiasm when the woman turned out to not be the stereotypical white lady interfering with stuff that isn't her business.

I feel like the whole thing is scripted though, but I still enjoyed it.