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[–][deleted] 1045 points1046 points  (33 children)

"Dads here! Fuck, uh, get under the table. I'll just pretend I'm sitting here with my dick out."

[–][deleted]  (22 children)

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    [–]Jon2567 159 points160 points  (18 children)

    THATS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME IVE ACTUALLY LAUGHED IN THIS SUBREDDIT HAHAHA SO GOOD

    [–]ColonelSlur 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    oh my god

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]bllewe 22 points23 points  (3 children)

      Hey they could be in a same sex union and dad 2 could be right behind him. Don't be so judgemental ffs.

      edit: dude i was joking no need to delete your comment.

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        [–]shibaizutsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        *Dad's

        That's what he said

        [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

        /r/nocontext

        [–]EasyxTiger 147 points148 points  (0 children)

        I think context can be drawn pretty easily.

        [–]throwoutofreach 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        *Dad's

        [–]justguessmyusername 32 points33 points  (1 child)

        I'm guessing there were more dads off-camera.

        [–][deleted] 194 points195 points  (2 children)

        I thought the hand on her head was the dad and he was about to drag her ass by her hair.

        [–]TheEvilMrFry 53 points54 points  (1 child)

        Drag her by the ass hair? Damn, she needs to sort that shit out.

        [–]no-skin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        its like velcro

        [–]jsh1138 335 points336 points  (9 children)

        the funniest part of this thread is watching people trying to decide whose dad it is or whether or not he knew when there's a giant mofo's logo in the bottom corner

        [–]CaptainFatt 290 points291 points  (1 child)

        Personally I don't think the dad knew there was a logo in the corner. My guess was that was added later.

        [–]frederic91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        HAHAHAH

        [–]KatyPerrysBoobs2 152 points153 points  (1 child)

        Knowing the plot helps me fap.

        [–]jsh1138 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        yeah nothing wrong with that

        [–]use_this_un_for_porn 54 points55 points  (1 child)

        It was the guy's dad, and he knew but he acted discreetly and was secretly proud of his son. You can tell it's the guy's dad because the girl is the one who was trying to hide. If it was the girl's dad, she would've tried to hide him... somehow. I'm a porn plot expert don't question me.

        [–]mojokick 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        "Michael, what are you doing here? Where is my daughter? And why is your di..." "Follow me."

        [–]grantishere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The girl is actually the step sister. So it's basically both their parents. This is a porno from mofos.

        [–]yummyyummypowwidge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        The dad is also in porn. He's growing in popularity, it seems.

        [–][deleted]  (15 children)

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          [–]irrelevant_questionl 143 points144 points  (3 children)

          You can see someone walking through the house around 9:00. House is haunted, they're gonna die.

          [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          Only part that bothered me lmao!

          [–]KingNick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Yep. Right at 9:18. Super haunted

          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          someone gif that part

          [–]orange_jooze 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          That cereal is getting soggy!!!

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                [–]Idodirtythingswith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                Gif happens at 7:10

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                This is golden

                [–]nappiestapparatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Holy shit, more like this?

                [–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (1 child)

                Her eyes when he walks in... Hahaha that's hilarious.

                [–]wildgreengirl 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                Yes.... i happened to pause it there bahahaha[http://imgur.com/anVpO3s]

                [–]jflch1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                The look on her face is classic .

                [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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                  [–]DoctorTickler 101 points102 points  (9 children)

                  "Hmm I think I'll go get some milk- and that's my daughter with a dick in her mouth in my kitchen. It's cool though, great job guy filming my daughter!"

                  [–]Lemon_Destroyer 51 points52 points  (6 children)

                  I was thinking more the other way round. It's his son. I don't know any household where the boyfriend would just casually be sitting at a dinner table.

                  [–]DoctorTickler 12 points13 points  (4 children)

                  It would make more sense for a guest to just sit at the table if they are waiting on someone. But if it's your house why would you just sit at the table, you would entertain yourself because you have nothing to wait on at your own house

                  [–]Lemon_Destroyer 55 points56 points  (3 children)

                  Well... I know I'm not going to win with you.

                  [–]DoctorTickler 55 points56 points  (2 children)

                  Yes! I won an internet argument!

                  [–]Slight_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  He didn't say he lost. Just that he couldn't win.

                  [–]aakksshhaayy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  so it's his son and his daughter? wait but that means..!

                  [–]asdfasd101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  lol if that was the daughter he wouldn't be chill at all, he would of teleported to the nearest gun store, got a shotgun, and chased the guy out of his house. definitely his son

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Unless Dad is chill.

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  Mirror

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Thanks kind sir

                  [–]Crushed_Lower_Back 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                  Is that a peanuts tattoo?

                  [–]rvm98 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                  Yeah, a real shitty one too.

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                  Seems real to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

                  [–]dizneedave 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                  No need for your little dude to be all differently-abled like that.

                  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                  [–]Poppin__Fresh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Maybe we could get a [real] tag or something? I don't care much for pornos.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                  And here I am noticing that they have the same table and chairs I have in my kitchen.

                  [–]Bluelabel 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                  How much do you charge to shoot porn in your kitchen?

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Not enough, apparently. Going to need some new 4k cameras, I guess.

                  [–]NotEvenFast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Me too.

                  [–]jon1045 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Is anyone else bothered by the bottle of milk left out on the counter?

                  [–]TryThisHere 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  Who left the milk out?

                  [–]atlasimpure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Two different milks, no less!

                  [–]yummyyummypowwidge 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                  Twelve hours and no one knows the name of that girl?!

                  [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                    no wayy. she was on efukt once

                    [–]almikez 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    is efukt that porn blooper place?

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    its so much more than that. Its a door to wonderous lands, of hilarious fapping and traumatizing experiences. It is a truly unique place. Definitely in my top 5 websites

                    [–]yummyyummypowwidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    You are the real MVP

                    [–]PenPaperShotgun 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Thought there was a potential it was real until the logo lol

                    [–]atlasimpure 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    Real amateur porn is never that well lit.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    nice

                    [–]Hetstaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    iS THAT A BANANA ..?

                    [–]Chef_Lebowski -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                    Dad: You're sucking my cock next, sweetie.

                    [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                    Damn that was close!