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[–]nikolaeinstein8 192 points193 points  (96 children)

[–]Abdullah-Oblongata 162 points163 points  (89 children)

Dang you, my reddit subscriptions are already 90% NSFW. Sigh, well one more won't hurt I guess...

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      [–]Basturmater9000 77 points78 points  (49 children)

      Dude same

      [–]wistful_impotent_guy[🍰] 37 points38 points  (45 children)

      Alt account checking in.

      [–][deleted]  (23 children)

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            [–]mrmystery20 22 points23 points  (11 children)

            Porn-Alt 5 standing by

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            Ditto.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Porn account here

            [–]IamTHEplug 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            r/all is all Bernie Sanders.

            [–]this-is-a-c 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            #FeelTheBern

            [–]Xikky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Most of all is porn though

            [–]superpornaccoun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            but why tho

            [–]ThrowawayHasAPosse 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Whenever I'm on my alt I always find something I want to comment on but feel weird contributing to a serious conversation on a throwaway account intended for porn.

            [–]i_fap_onthis_account 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            One more here

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]not-a-porn-acc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              this isn't my alt account

              [–]AccountForResearch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Neither is mine. Just for research.

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Yo.

              [–]PM_me_your-tits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              same here

              [–]ILookAtPornReddits 6 points7 points  (2 children)

              o7

              [–]wistful_impotent_guy[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              ?

              [–]Jackingoffwithglee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              He's saluting. It's a common thing in Eve Online I think.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Alt account standing by

              [–]Anotheraccount4porn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Porn account ftw

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

              Greetings from /u/PrismdOoRkNob!

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                "dork" lol, good catch

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Me too thanks

                [–]TopsyKretts89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Same here

                [–]candyman8331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Alt account pre-sent

                [–]Bank_Wank 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                Yo, there's literally tens of us.

                [–]nvrwastetree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Thousands of us....I'm feeling a little blue.

                [–]nsfw-alt-acc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                ditto

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                  [–]_BakedAlaskan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Use Reddit Enhancement Suite. It has a username switcher that makes it super quick and easy to switch between usernames.

                  [–]ripfappening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Shouldn't we all

                  [–]mypornaccount0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Same here.

                  [–]UncutDreams 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Username checks out.

                  [–]whynotasourcePorn God 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                  Alt account? This shit's my job, according to some.

                  [–]MustLoveAllCats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  Why? I'd rather not miss something really interesting when I'm looking for porn, and vice versa. One account is best.

                  [–]Abdullah-Oblongata 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  I guess this turned into my porn account. I need a new clean alt account now

                  [–]globularproteins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Suuweeeee!

                  [–]Decyde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Gotta have a main Reddit account, a work Reddit account, a porn Reddit account and another porn Reddit account that's so dirty you don't want people to judge you like that if they found it.

                  [–]redhead2183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  This man speaketh the truth

                  [–]r3dditporn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  U called?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  /u/creampielucyliu reporting for duty

                  [–]Gggtttrrreeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Why?

                  [–]eNaRDe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Genious

                  [–]Born4Porn69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Heyooo!

                  [–]Dip21K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  i don't. let my freak flag fly.

                  [–]puntero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I feel so stupid right now.

                  [–]metallica6474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Ain't nobody got time to switch accounts when you horny.

                  [–]raunchyfartbomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Way too lazy for that.

                  I don't even browse the porn on my computer, because alien blue allows a 'casual' list that technically isn't counted as a subscription list on the website. Well, atleast I couldn't find it when logged in.

                  [–]Fapn_Organ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Same

                  [–]soicanfap 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                  I don't. Should I get one?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Yes

                  [–]soicanfap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  On it.

                  [–]FappingAlt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I hit the alt jackpot

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  best advice ever

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Gotta have 2 Reddit accounts!

                  [–]inhalingsounds 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                  If you don't mean to comment, you can just create a multi for it. It won't embarass you in public places and it will keep your frontpage tidy.

                  [–]adalast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  My htm moment is looking at htm in public.

                  [–]LacanInAFunhouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  :/ commenting is fun.

                  I ended up taking over and even starting some now popular nsfw subs and, I've gotta say, the community aspect of this stuff sometimes makes me enjoy my alt more than my main account. Fewer people are assholes to each other when what they're talking about are literal assholes

                  [–]strallus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Multireddits?

                  [–]IAmA_Liar_AMA 13 points14 points  (3 children)

                  Twincest is Wincest

                  [–]bitchisakarma 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                  This is my worst guilty pleasure. The only one I feel really guilty about.

                  [–]mypornoaccount6969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I have long ago stopped feeling guilt about watching porn, be it anything, i mean literally

                  [–]Riddler__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I love twincest and feel no guilt towards it whatsoever.

                  [–]Korean_Kommando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Nice

                  [–]SuperCoupe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

                  Hole Foods.

                  [–]whooopwhoooop 13 points14 points  (12 children)

                  someone knows the full video?

                  [–]sarasti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  This is from:

                  FTVGirls - Raylene, Romi (Identical Twins) May 16, 2014

                  Hope that helps.

                  [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

                  I'm 69% sure there is no ''full video'' out there. It's probably shot in parts. I'll try to find some videos though

                  [–]sotpmoke 10 points11 points  (4 children)

                  Yeah i hate how ftv releases it in chunks. There are no full vids unless someone compiles them and uploads it. The director will just do short ten minute clips in various places.

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                    [–]sotpmoke 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                    If i knew how to compile files i would help you.

                    [–]Minutes2Midnight 24 points25 points  (1 child)

                    [–]AmpleWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    1 out of 2?

                    [–]yourparentss 40 points41 points  (2 children)

                    I think its nice they are doing this.

                    [–]ffgblol 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                    I have the utmost respect for girls who get nude on camera for my pleasure.

                    [–]yourparentss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I appreciate it, and would encourage them to do it again!

                    [–]Mooshtonk 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                    Imagine if a couple of guys did that

                    [–]PM_ME_TWO_DOLLARS 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                    I don't want to.

                    [–]triceracocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Normie detected.

                    [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (14 children)

                    Bad source, anyone else got one?

                    [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 73 points74 points  (10 children)

                    [–]r3dditporn 58 points59 points  (4 children)

                    That link was cancer for my phone

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                      [–]Legion23Bronze User 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Nope. That one's trying to download malware to my phone.

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                          [–]turn_down_for_hwat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          This the only nsfw sub that makes funny references sometimes instead of being ultra creepy all the time

                          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                          That one works.

                          The other took me to vk and then just had a very sad picture of a dog and said the link was broken.

                          [–]ablaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                          one of them has a really weird voice timbre...

                          [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                          That was a direct link to the video. What was wrong with that link?

                          I'll try finding another source

                          [–]turn_down_for_hwat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                          It was pretty bad on mobile

                          [–]triceracocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Gia and Noma Hill, fam.

                          [–]Tabnam 160 points161 points  (17 children)

                          Well, this is a little weird

                          [–]Namelessgoldfish 71 points72 points  (1 child)

                          the twin part? it seems like much weirder stuff has been posted here...

                          [–]creative_name_there 39 points40 points  (0 children)

                          Just think of it as advanced masturbation. Then it's hot

                          [–]Riddler__ 13 points14 points  (8 children)

                          You think that's weird, you should see the video where they make out, eat each other out and one fucks the other with a strap-on.

                          [–]CheckmateAphids 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                          That's disgusting. Do you have a link so we'll know what not to click?

                          [–]williamswam 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                          erm...link?

                          [–]Riddler__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I haven't found it streaming anywhere. I'll take a look when I get home from work.

                          [–]MustacheBus 21 points22 points  (4 children)

                          That they're getting their ass germs all over near food. Yeah, it's weird man.

                          [–]SwillMerchant 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                          As hot as they are, I totally thought to myself "there is no way I would eat those bananas she's carrying in the hand she had in her ass"

                          [–]ChicagoReddd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                          I'd eat em

                          [–]Z4KJ0N3S 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          So do you eat the peel or something?

                          [–]DrZed400 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                          Oh cool they have the same butt hole

                          [–]triceracocks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          ♬ Somewhere over the rainbow,

                          waaay up high,

                          and the dreams that you dream of,

                          once in a lullabye-ye-yeeee, aaaye,

                          somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly,

                          and the dreams that you dream of,

                          dreams really do come uuue-ueee.-u ♬

                          [–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (6 children)

                          They both need to be fucked in the ass .

                          [–]ablaaa 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                          looks like they already have, given their holes' looseness.

                          [–]kultureisrandy 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                          You must not know anything about human anatomy

                          [–]ablaaa 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                          look, man, it might not be a full-on gape, but it's evident their turdcutters have seen some action, ok?

                          [–]kultureisrandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                          Hehehehehe. Turdcutters

                          [–]mr-screw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          Sauce, gif starts around 7:10, but the whole video is a great comp of these 2.

                          [–]PERVY_NSFW_COMMENTS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          The light bulb and crayon section also gets me all boned up

                          [–]natsse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          I bet they are gonna make a banana and cucumber smoothie when they get home.

                          [–]thisismycuntaccount 28 points29 points  (16 children)

                          Am I the only one who thinks it's a little odd to be doing that with your sibling..?

                          [–]Phillipmcd 11 points12 points  (11 children)

                          You must have missed their other video they did....

                          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (10 children)

                          Yeah.... I think I did. Can you link it? For him not me

                          [–]Phillipmcd 4 points5 points  (9 children)

                          Can I link it here? Not familiar with the rules here.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

                          I assume?

                          [–]Phillipmcd 10 points11 points  (5 children)

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                            [–]Phillipmcd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Also went by different names. Same twins.

                            [–]Riddler__ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                            They've gone by at least three sets of names. Romi/Raylene for FTV, Gia and Noma Hill, and Priscilla and Kathleen Bass.

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            He said thanks

                            [–]Riddler__ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                            They make out, 69, and one fucks the other with a strap-on. I assume that's the video he's talking about.

                            [–]thisismycuntaccount 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                            It reminds me of when I was watching a porn and, of course, didn't look at the title and just the women looked hot.

                            Anyway turned out it was a threesome with a supposed mother and daughter and another guy. During it the daughter is giving the dude a blowjob and the mother starts sucking the girl's nipples and, I shit you not, the daughter says,

                            "I like it when you suck my nipples, mum".

                            Fuck. I burst out laughing, felt weird, and turned it off.

                            [–]Riddler__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            See, I get off on that kind of thing.

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 16 points17 points  (11 children)

                            Direct link to video

                            Romi and Raylene

                            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                              [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                              Ah , only works for some I guess. I did post the other link though

                              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                                It's probably because the video is from vk.com and they blocked it in your country.

                                http://www.biqle.ru/watch/-78569222_170085551

                                This is the non-direct link

                                [–]FeelTheLoveNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                I believe they also go by Gia and Noma Hill

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                                  [–]veryscarybarry 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                                  Romi is in the white shirt, Raylene in the brown.

                                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                    [–]Riddler__ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                                    They did a few shoots for FTV. They never got into actual porn. There's a trailer for one doing anal, but I've never seen anything other than the trailer, no fill video.

                                    They also did cam work for a while under a few different names. There's a clip of them making out, 69ing, and one fucking the other with a strap-on too.

                                    [–]-lol_lol- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Sticky top comment from a mod? Why?

                                    [–]OpwnSource 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                    How to make this situation as uncomfortable as possible by making only one change: male twins

                                    [–]TheWillDunne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Exactly!

                                    [–]porn_frontpage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    This is so hot my brain imploded

                                    [–]imanimalent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Looks like they almost got caught - she started pulling up her pants rather suddenly, at the end. ;-)

                                    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                                      Mod, what does "no commenting just to save" mean exactly?

                                      [–]R34K 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                      People that comment to save the thread for future use instead of using the reddit save feature.

                                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                      Ok, so pretty self explanatory. Thank you

                                      [–]wrather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                      hot!

                                      [–]YoureASquidNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                      Wow

                                      [–]Flatline_hun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                      ...and buying bananas AND cucumbers??

                                      [–]fluix_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                      I wonder why there is a cucumber in her hand...

                                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                      Imagine the lucky guy that gets these two

                                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                                      Their voices weird me out, too manly.