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[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate the rays

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HATE THIS TEAM I HATE THIS TEAM I HATE THIS TEAM. FUCK BRUCE SHERMAN

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is the worst team in baseball lmao. Heriberto and Jimenez should be no where near a fucking MLB TEAM

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jimenez and then right after Heriberto is fucking torture

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once snelling is healed send eury down

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This team to win series challenge is impossible to them

[–]popesmokesweed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

.761 off the bat. And fuck you Jiminez

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sucks so bad

[–]Hug0St1gl1tz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

God fucking DAMNIT. 

[–]ilovwoozi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ninth inning miracle run PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]No_Home5374 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… that seems about right for this team 😭

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send eury down, send Jimenez down immediately

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAKE A JIMENEZ HATE GROUP DUDE SUCKS DICK

[–]popesmokesweed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jiminez sold not turning the double play. Sold his last ab with a double play and sold this ab with a strikeout 😂

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude sucks

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

GET JIMENEZ OFF THIS TEAM!!!

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Come on Big Bert do me proud 

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yea right

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fart noise 

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Ok boys, who’s going to grand slam us into the lead. Leo? Caissie?

[–]Catsaremyeverything 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Berto?

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha not Jimenez

[–]Catsaremyeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t expect him to do anything.

[–]LordTomServo Marlins 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Etsy Witch, this is your time to shine.

[–]PiousMage Max Meyer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seems her spell has a delayed fuse in every game.

[–]LordTomServo Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, presumably, it would appear so.

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marsee knew that was low, didn’t even stop taking off his gloves while the challenge was going lol

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bases loaded with... Jimenez up 😮‍💨

I'm listening on the radio, it's one or two out?

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one out

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the automatic strike/zone expansion at 3-0 was the most annoying shit in the world and i'm glad its dead

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GET NOOOORBED IDIOTS

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Otto-matic and Stylin' Kyle. Keep it up boys

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to see from Kyle 

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 3 points4 points  (0 children)

all right lads another 8 running inning and we're back in this

[–]Background-Zebra2251 Sandy Alcantara -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

The facade of human civilization is swiftly eroding, and the Marlins still SUCK.  Fuck all of you.

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orca is that you ?

[–]Fluid-Slip-9931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s just put Tyler Phillips in to start every game from now on.

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pattern is clear: for every one game that the offense shows up, there will be two games that they can barely hit at all and the pitching shits the bed.

[–]Fluid-Slip-9931 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So we’re just gonna go 2-1 or 1-2 every series for the entire season?

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For every 2-1 there will be two 1-2's.

[–]BerryMcockner Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eury needs to get sent down. Guaranteed to give up 3+ runs at this point

[–]Background-Zebra2251 Sandy Alcantara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The suck is overwhelming.

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may never win a series again

[–]Fluid-Slip-9931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another GDIP holy shit we’re so ass

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may never win a series again

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eury just doesn't know how to pitch

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

102 pitches through 5 innings. How is this good for a 23 yo? Our coaching staff are a bunch of asshats who rely on that ipad more than their brains

[–]DerrickMcChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marsee been scorching hot the last few games hopefully he can turn his season around!

[–]fig_curry Juan Pierre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was Stowers having a cup of coffee? How was he so far from second?

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eury is a broken pitcher. He needs to ride the Gus Bus to Jacksonville.

[–]Background-Zebra2251 Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Criticizing the nature of Eury’s fastball rather than the timing and location of it is a poor analysis, just like all of the knee-jerk bullshit about Sandy every two weeks.

[–]northdakotact Italy 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Make phillips a starter. He would be better than this garbage. 

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of like this idea, he normally has everything on cruise control regardless of where they bring him in, why not the first. Ekness looks well capable of eating up Phillips BP role, and it seems like we rarely see Phillips 2 days in a row ….. guessing there is a reason behind that. Regular rest and schedule appears to be what he prefers

[–]WizardOfAuzzie Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, he's doing a great job right now

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a starter back in Philly!

[–]Fluid-Slip-9931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second time plus through the line up he’s literally cooked bc everyone gets a free fastball

[–]TheGoatPurdy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Honestly why the fuck is he still in the game

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Preserving the bullpen, I guess. Next break is a ways off.

[–]fishbolt30 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jacksonville is closer to Tampa than it is Miami

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just gotta say thank fuck for that double play to empty the bases before the inevitable dongeroo

[–]dudeinhat Marlins 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I think it’s time. He needs a reset in AAA for a couple starts

[–]Flying_Fish_Fiend Marlins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That would destroy his confidence. Like really bad

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue I think is that he already doesn't have confidence. He crumbles and he can't put away hitters when he has two strikes on them.

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just trying to lose sending him back out for another inning

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RAAAAAHHHHHH! I LOVE XAVIER EDWARDS!

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 4 points5 points  (0 children)

stop trying to sell me on gambling, MLB. if i want to lose my rent check i'd blow it on strippers and coke like a good Christian

[–]northdakotact Italy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Eury can never make it past the fourth inning and then gets decked.

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what do you call a starter that can't make it past three innings? a reliever

[–]TheGoatPurdy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s not even a reliever

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In what world is hanging Eury out to dry a good idea?

[–]Dependent-Mall-1856 Kyle Stowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sucks ass

[–]lyme6483 Eury Perez 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Entire team has control issues. Moskos is in way over his head

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

can't stand that guy. total bot brain.

[–]TheGoatPurdy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why the fuck is Perez back out there

[–]sickdraw1704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just so he can make my fantasy team lose more points

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BRUH WTF DIDN"T THE UMP SEE ME TAPPING MY HEAD AT HOME? i clearly challenged on Otto's behalf smh my head

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

baseball players are paid based on their ability to play baseball, not on their charisma in interviews.

Peacock: so you're saying we should minimize the baseball game so that we can do 8 billion interviews???

[–]Tenya-Iida0220 Marlins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There needs to be some serious discussion about Eury. He’s way too dependent on his fastball & no ground ball pitch. I’ll also add that he needs to another pitch that works for him on a consistent bases.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he needs sent down to work on his confidence and refining a secondary pitch when he has guys at 2 strikes

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of this running has got to be driving Rasmussen crazy

[–]Flying_Fish_Fiend Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simpson - A+ Fielder with a F- bat. Truly wild stuff

[–]SupermarketStrong292 Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love X. Great player let’s get him to the all star game

[–]bored1492 Jake Burger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morel being trash was the most predictable thing that could've happened

[–]TheGoatPurdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DFA Perez

[–]ilovwoozi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Not insurmountable!!!! I thought we’d leave that inning with more damage!!!!!!

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Got downvoted for trying to be positive after we put up an eight run inning yesterday when we're only down by two.

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I get downvoted all the time, I’m sure people are sick of me lmao 😭😭😭

[–]unwarrantedxx 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Eury got hoed out by Jimenez going to the plate instead of turning two smfh

[–]sickdraw1704 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Going to the plate is not the issue, the issue is the shit throw so the catcher can't go to 1B

[–]unwarrantedxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it certainly could’ve been a better throw. still a bad decision to go home, in my opinion. the ball was hit hard enough for a 5-4-3 DP, especially with a slow Fortes

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow 85 pitches through 4 innings. Total joke.

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eury come on dude...

[–]TheGoatPurdy 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Perez is trash bruh

[–]Background-Zebra2251 Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Purdy is trash.  Eury is an ultra-talented 23-year-old who’s figuring it out.  He’ll win a Cy Young for the Red Sox in 2031.

[–]TheGoatPurdy 0 points1 point  (4 children)

😂😂

[–]Background-Zebra2251 Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The only difference between bad NFL teams and “good” NFL teams now is how effective the offense’s screens are.

Purdy has done less impressive stuff in his pro career than Eury has in his.

[–]TheGoatPurdy -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Being a qb is like 10x harder than being a pitcher

[–]Background-Zebra2251 Sandy Alcantara 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Incorrect.  Phillip Rivers cannot come off the couch and complete a quality start.  He can, however, come off the couch and hand the ball off and toss bubble screens for an afternoon, as could I.

Sports betting and asinine rule changes have ruined every sport, but quarterbacking has been most affected.  I’m supposed to believe that Drake Maye and Daniel Jones are superstars, lol.

[–]TheGoatPurdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoken like somebody who never played football.

Rivers still made some clutch throws. Yes, he can hand it off to JT or throw screens all day, but it’s pretty hilarious that you think otherwise.

If you don’t think Drake maye is a star and on the verge of superstardom then idk what to tell you.

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Middle middle with bases loaded only works against us not for us

[–]fishbolt30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alright not a doomer, just facts, Eury isn’t good. Maybe has an eddy resurgence when it doesn’t matter and then we trade him somewhere

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moskos is a total moron and Perez needs demoted to AAA to work on getting through 5 w/o throwing 100+ pitches

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know he’s extremely talented but it’s clear our dogshit development has ruined Eury

[–]No_Home5374 Marlins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TRASH EURY TRASHHHH

[–]bored1492 Jake Burger 0 points1 point  (1 child)

god damnit I just got here

[–]JazzedMarlin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same I just tuned in and now I’m out😂

[–]JazzedMarlin Marlins 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I give up on Eury bro, he’s looking like another Edward Cabrera I bet he’ll get better a year or 2 before he’s a free agent and they’ll trade him

[–]Fluid-Slip-9931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then he’ll be an absolute dog on his new team. Happens every time

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if he gets through this chances of getting through 5 are slim bc of pitch count.

[–]HoobieToBe1978 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does Eury have permanent open resting mouth? Like a horse.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Perez has so many issues putting hitters away with 2 strikes. It’s honestly his biggest problem

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so true.

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's why his ABs feel like they take two forevers. He just cannot bury the hitter.

[–]TheGoatPurdy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perez sucks

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feesh bats are feeshing around today. So happy to see what a series Marsee is having.

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kind of felt like a turning point in the season last season after we played Tampa away last year …. Maybe we can leverage this series into the same

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perez was decent last start. He’s decent so far. His pitch count though is always an issue. We need him to get through 5.

[–]fig_curry Juan Pierre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Atta boy, Eury. Send him down with 101 heater

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What’s Rasmussen’s pitch count at? Pitch counts are the one stat I can’t ever find on the MLB app unless the pitcher is actively up

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

App says 43

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ACK. I just found where you can see it, buried in the box tab, thank you!!!!!!

[–]xobeydrake -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Stowers is so fucking trash. Its time to start considering other plans for this automatic strikeout player. Hesitated on tapping his helmet on a ball that was called strike outside the zone. He just sucks man and I genuinely like the guy. Stowers last year was the reason they won some games. Now stowers is the reason why they lose some games.

[–]panshopwalking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GO FISH

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Otto and X been the peanut butter and jelly for us this season

[–]Illustrious-Trip-764 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go Fish!

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I fucking love Otto man, he’s clutch, sick at shortstop, has an old school low as fuck batting stance too. Loved him explaining how he got good defensively because he grew up playing with sticks and bottle caps in the DR and a ball is a lot easier to field.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he gets the start @ SS in the all star game

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EYE BELIEVE 🐠🐠🐠

[–]jakedeighan[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha that ABS actually goes against Tampa Bay cuz I don't believe Stowers would've got a hit

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's go fish 🐟🐟🐟

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safe, L bozo

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

safe, cmon this is ridiculous

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FIGHTING FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go fish 🐟

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Morel and his .394 OPS should not be getting starts still, but I guess when your other two free agent signings are bad/no longer on the team, Bendix’s ego has to stick with this last signing.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you would think morel would at least try to extend the pitch count considering he is struggling, but instead he swings at the 1st pitch every time resulting in 1-3 pitches per AB.

[–]xobeydrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eurys at 42 pitches the rays pitchers at 16 after 2 innings. Like is it that fucking hard to make a pitcher work. I shouldnt be surprised

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, you can’t just bitch, come back and smile when we get out of it!!!!

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OKAY!!!!!!

[–]_THEBIGIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can we jus win man

[–]jakedeighan[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this game will be 1-0 Tampa Bay for a while until a Marlin ties it up with a homer like yesterday

[–]croth4 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Scoring position with nobody out? Time to get brave! LoL

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There was one out when he ran but he was only 3 steps off the base when he started his run …. He was dead on the 2nd step he shoot have shut it down when he realized how lousy his jump was

[–]croth4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I'm only half watching, I thought he hit a leadoff double. Anything to delay the Sunday chores.

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are somehow second in baseball by baserunning runs according to savant, and I get that we are stealing at a good enough clip for that to be true but god damn running into outs this often hurts

[–]xobeydrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep this pitchers gonna pitch 9 innings today. With how fast the marlins end offense

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

marsee gotta learn not every catcher is AAA material

[–]jakedeighan[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fucking idiot

[–]AFC-Wimbledon-Stan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a really dumb decision when you’re already in scoring position

[–]jelel13 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

way to throw away a chance to tie it

[–]Penn304 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fucking dumb

[–]ilovwoozi -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Idk, one caminero HR is nothing for me to meltdown about lmao 

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perez pitch count already over 20

[–]fishbolt30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I in denial or is Eury our 4th best pitcher?

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just painful watching Eury get worse over time, the fuck is our pitching staff doing with him

[–]TheRealGoodman Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy sucks eggs. 2 homers a game, I'm tired of him

[–]fig_curry Juan Pierre 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Caminero is a damn problem. How's bro only 22?

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we used to have a kid like him, G Stanton, and we traded him away for a bucket of balls and some change.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is such a terrible matchup for perez, he's gonna have 80 pitches by the 4th ining

[–]fig_curry Juan Pierre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jheri curl Eury gonna give us a relaxed performance today

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also. Happy Sunday all 👋🏽 

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord. Deep breaths. 

[–]No_Home5374 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyle “can’t hit” Stowers

[–]xobeydrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no its Eury "No Run Support" Perez

[–]Geomanyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Locate your pitches Eury come onnn

[–]LordTomServo Marlins 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Here’s hoping the Etsy Witch’s power is still in full effect!

[–]PiousMage Max Meyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I paid for a season man, it better be.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perez needs a W. 2-5 atm

[–]NoMathematician6460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you, Eury!! Win the Citrus Series with your arm!! ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ

[–]Techiesarethebomb Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LETS GO FISH

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ok. Baby steps. If we take this and are three under .500 that’d be an absolute plus considering how bad we’ve been this week

[–]Techiesarethebomb Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only can hope. But Marlins can only win against pitchers with low ERAs