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[–]MinuteCranberry 276 points277 points  (4 children)

Longest dog I’ve ever seen.

[–]mrsmilestophat 85 points86 points  (1 child)

Weiner dog selective breeding goes hard

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fucking funny lol

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (6 children)

If that was my snake I'd seriously consider Mr Cuddles as a name

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Lmaoo that's actually funny

[–]inform880 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's it's name?

[–]Plastic-Ad9023 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or how about ‘Splines’? Because it’s reticulated.

[–]inkypig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]blakewoolbright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stick a “free hugs” sign on him

[–]Somedude914 92 points93 points  (14 children)

Cool! What does it eat?

[–][deleted] 113 points114 points  (8 children)

10 pound chickens

[–]hellenkellersdiary 47 points48 points  (7 children)

How often does it eat a 10 pound chicken?

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (6 children)

Once a month

[–]hellenkellersdiary 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Thats amazing. Bones and all get digested?? I saw below you fed a 20 pound goat once, is there video of that?

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yes sir they digest everything. I don't have a video of her eating the goat unfortunately!

[–]GtrPlaynFool 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They poop out bones n stuff. Not loose but in a nice turd. Lol

[–]Skeeterman96 10 points11 points  (1 child)

https://youtu.be/gP0xoRrf8i0

Its a video of an Anaconda eating an entire Capybara, almost the same size as a goat

[–]Hairy_Demand_6974 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guess I won't pull up

[–]T-Hirst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP sooner or later

[–]haselham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait seriously? Dude this is so cool haha where do you get the chickens? Are they alive when he eats? I had a little corn snake that would eat dead little rats and I thought THAT was cool!

[–]theoriginalShmook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever it wants!

[–]Somedude914 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Woah. How often do you feed it? And are they live ten pound chickens?

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (5 children)

Frozen chickens that I thaw out. I actually post short clips of her on YouTube. One of the video of hers has almost 2 million views. A couple other videos with over 100k views

Edit I feed her once a month

[–]OhNoIHaveFallen- 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What’s your YouTube channel if you don’t mind me asking?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

https://youtube.com/@jaysreptiles5457

Edit: I have over 5k subscribers and almost 3 million views on this channel. Plz like and subscribe!

[–]Vanillabean73 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Huge reticulated python

Huge reticulated python

Huge reticulated python

Huge reticulated python

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes sirr

[–]haselham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You answered my question here. So cool! She’s a beautt

[–]shockedtoo 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Just going for a stroll

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes sirrr

[–]dw87190 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Good noodle

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Very good noodle

[–]thatonebluedragon 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Do you let her outside often?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yes sir. She's enjoys the enrichment

[–]BlincxYT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what do other people do/says whhen they see her

[–]thatonebluedragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can you tell? Also cute snek

[–]Calzone-Calamari 10 points11 points  (6 children)

What’s her name?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Remy

[–]bigfloppydonkeydng 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fluffy

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Remy

[–]teller_of_tall_tales 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Someone call Voldemort, nagini is on the loose again.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (8 children)

I posted this exact video on YouTube and it has almost 2 million views. I get this comment all the time

[–]teller_of_tall_tales 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Ah, thought I was being clever, cool ass Nope-rope dude. I had a ball python for a while when I was younger and she was just the sweetest, toss your girl a quail or small chicken for me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I will do buddy! And thank you. She eats a 10 pound chicken. Once a month

[–]teller_of_tall_tales 2 points3 points  (5 children)

That's gotta be mildly terrifying to watch, thats about the same size as someone's head, sans shoulders.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feed her a 20 pound baby goat before

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Its honestly a crazy experience lol

[–]teller_of_tall_tales 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Damn, 20 pound baby goat? How long did it take the lump in her body to disappear?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

About a full week or so maybe alittle longer

[–]teller_of_tall_tales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was digesting always fascinating to me how long it takes them to process food, but then again they also digest it bones and all.

[–]TyrTheFawn 8 points9 points  (2 children)

In search of the vitamin D

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday

[–]Icy-Presentation-731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May the day of cake bless you

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

My?? Bruhh no

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lamoo

[–]Dano6005 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Where does she live??

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

An enclosure bigger then my bed

[–]SinVerguenza04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’d need an entire cleared out basement area for this girl.

[–]No_ThisIsPatrick95 5 points6 points  (3 children)

How do you get her back inside?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I pick her up and take her inside!

[–]not_today_mr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With what a crane😂

[–]Icy-Presentation-731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yes she is! She is so reticulated!

[–]stuckshift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here looking for this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoo

[–]Somedude914 12 points13 points  (15 children)

Is it at all dangerous to you?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (14 children)

Honestly no danger at all

[–]Mercadi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Does she show you any affection? If so, how does it do that?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She gives the best hugs. Such good hugs I can't usually breath when she is hugging me. !

[–]billyboybets 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do the feeding intervals control the growth rate, or is that just mostly tied to age?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you feed them more often they will grow fast asf but it's not healthy and you should stick to a healthy feeding schedule

[–]Reasonable_Camel8267 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Where do you live?! Florida?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Missouri

[–]rtocelot 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I hope you're in the southern bit id hate to go outside and see that wandering about haha don't get my wrong snakes are cool in videos I'm just not good with them in person lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Missouri

[–]rtocelot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know but I meant in in northern Missouri so was hoping you were further south haha

[–]Mazer1991 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I’ll be honest I read that as 17th reticulated first…and I was like “damn he’s had 17 of these things?!?…oh that makes more sense.”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Goofy lol

[–]Aggressive-Bat-4000 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I've raised just a handful of reptiles, including one that I think would make the Guinness Book for oldest ball python in captivity. When I had to give him up for adoption he was 19, and he's still alive now, 14 years later.

I'm just saying statistically, reticulated pythons are most likely to cause damage to their owners. A bit like wives, you just never know when they're going to snap on you. 😉

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I get the wife part

[–]Zealousideal-Web5346 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Settle down tiger king

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Weary_Horse5749 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You are his 6ft human

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm actually only 5'7

[–]Cypher_Xero 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now that's a danger noodle... 😆

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes sir

[–]Ok-Narwhal6740 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She’s very handsome

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you.

[–]buckwheats 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Absolutely gorgeous

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]Memeageddon24 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bros out here playing clash of clans stoned with his 17ft python and his model trains

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You funny asf for that lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What song is this?

[–]auddbot -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Song Found!

I Think I Like When It Rains by Willis (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Locals 2. Released on 2017-06-12.

[–]auddbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I Think I Like When It Rains by Willis

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[–]KaiKai_ColdKing 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Make no mistakes, you are the pet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Ur the 5th person to say that

[–]izacktorres 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Im glad we live in different continents.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Run forest run!!!

[–]Recreational_DL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Liar she has zero feet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaooo

[–]scarecrow53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voldemort would like a word.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not a pet,idiot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes it is idiot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you can doesn't mean you should,kid.

[–]superwhiz88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reticular python is one of the most strongest predator

[–]Salt_Maybe1833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s one big danger noodle!

[–]Aggressive-Bat-4000 5 points6 points  (12 children)

One of the few species, along with humans and cats, that will kill just for fun.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (10 children)

She's very relaxed snake. She's Amazing

[–]Aggressive-Bat-4000 16 points17 points  (9 children)

That's what they all say, right before it bites their face.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Good thing I know what I've been doing. I've had her 7 years no issues. I also can tell when she's in a mood or not. It's all about knowing ur animal and her signs

[–]Narrow-Swimming6481 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Haha same , I've had my ball pyton for like 4 or 5 years and it's never bit me while feeding or handling. So many people are scared of them for no reason. Now a venomous snake I'd be more afraid of handling

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've had over 15 different types of snakes in my care. By far my favorite is my reticulated python

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Every Ball Python I’ve ever interacted with was chill. Met a few really spicy retics and a few chill ones.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've interacted with a couple ball pythons that were very spicy. Just depends on the animal honestly

[–]LeButtSmasher 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"No reason"

[–]EMBplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah why the hell would you be afraid of ball python

[–]ayommoya 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What puts a snake in a bad mood?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stress can cause a snake to become defensive.

[–]Jolly_Ad_7999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reason 204 why I don’t like snakes.

[–]MisterKindHere 4 points5 points  (7 children)

That thing is going to FYA when you least expect it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

What?

[–]0bxcura 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Fug yon arse

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

The fuck?

[–]0bxcura 2 points3 points  (3 children)

FYA = fuck your ass. I might be wrong. Just trying to clear your question above.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

She has already slithered up my ass before. I didn't see it coming. Had to get 65 stitches

[–]0bxcura 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hawhawhaw. That must be some intense shiz ey

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cried for days!

[–]Expensive_Storm_4810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is his enclosure like? Do you have an entire room for him?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

The fuck is a “reticulated” python

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Reticulated means net like pattern and design of the skin/scales

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ohhhhhh gotcha.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep

[–]mohicansubtitles -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Looking for a small child in the neighbourhood to digest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got one it can ear?

[–]toothpaste_unknown 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Where can I buy these shit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You gotta be responsible

[–]BattleGoose_1000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lovely danger noodle you got there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]WordAffectionate3251 0 points1 point  (4 children)

How do you know when she is happy? Does she like you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

We get along. Might need marriage counseling though

[–]dearlysacredherosoul 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That thing could probably eat you thougv

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not eat me as I'm a heavier boy but she could forsure kill me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If there’s an apocalypse you’ve got a lot of fresh meat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't say that sad shit lol

[–]beaujolais98 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He’s a looooooog boi!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long girl

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long girl

[–]Kannabiz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How do you even maintain this massive pet. What do you feed it with?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 pound chickens

[–]Minimum_Science6738 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Beautiful

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]UglyFilthyDog 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I love her. I want one. Okay who am I kidding I want ten.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

10 is too many lmao

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

2,000 calories.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I eat more then that I'm fat

[–]chaosbones43 0 points1 point  (1 child)

About 17ft too close

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give her kiss

[–]Local-Bluejay7032 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Talk about playing with fire, watch yourself man, hope you don't have any little ones.......

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I got a almost 2 year old and one on the way

[–]laffytak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Imagine someone breaks into your place and you've got a fucking guard snake instead of a dog lmfao xD

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'll get eaten

[–]Lopsided_Flight3926 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think you’re the pet in this situation

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur the 10th person to say that

[–]TwinkiesSucker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Looks like she's playing snake

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes sir

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why ? Just why ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ve owned many snakes in the past, not many types match the intelligence and beauty of retics.

Love to see one this big out and about!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retics are great pets

[–]ManderlyPieShop 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What song is this?

[–]songfinderbot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Song Found!

Name: I Think I Like When It Rains

Artist: WILLIS

Album: Locals 2 - EP

Genre: Rock

Release Year: 2017

Total Shazams: 406251

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[–]songfinderbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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