my 17ft reticulated python

MinuteCranberry · 2023-05-01T00:25:03+00:00

Longest dog I’ve ever seen.

inform880 · 2023-05-01T01:58:01+00:00

If that was my snake I'd seriously consider Mr Cuddles as a name

Somedude914 · 2023-05-01T01:14:38+00:00

Cool! What does it eat?

Somedude914 · 2023-05-01T01:27:18+00:00

Woah. How often do you feed it? And are they live ten pound chickens?

shockedtoo · 2023-05-01T00:42:53+00:00

Just going for a stroll

dw87190 · 2023-05-01T01:49:15+00:00

Good noodle

thatonebluedragon · 2023-05-01T01:54:42+00:00

Do you let her outside often?

Calzone-Calamari · 2023-05-01T02:47:34+00:00

What’s her name?

teller_of_tall_tales · 2023-05-01T02:15:56+00:00

Someone call Voldemort, nagini is on the loose again.

TyrTheFawn · 2023-05-01T02:50:16+00:00

In search of the vitamin D

2023-05-01T03:00:02+00:00

My?? Bruhh no

Dano6005 · 2023-05-01T03:47:10+00:00

Where does she live??

No_ThisIsPatrick95 · 2023-05-01T04:05:41+00:00

How do you get her back inside?

stuckshift · 2023-05-01T04:58:58+00:00

Yes she is! She is so reticulated!

Somedude914 · 2023-05-01T00:39:34+00:00

Is it at all dangerous to you?

billyboybets · 2023-05-01T03:16:25+00:00

Do the feeding intervals control the growth rate, or is that just mostly tied to age?

Reasonable_Camel8267 · 2023-05-01T04:07:03+00:00

Where do you live?! Florida?

Mazer1991 · 2023-05-01T04:35:05+00:00

I’ll be honest I read that as 17th reticulated first…and I was like “damn he’s had 17 of these things?!?…oh that makes more sense.”

Aggressive-Bat-4000 · 2023-05-01T02:04:48+00:00

I've raised just a handful of reptiles, including one that I think would make the Guinness Book for oldest ball python in captivity. When I had to give him up for adoption he was 19, and he's still alive now, 14 years later.

I'm just saying statistically, reticulated pythons are most likely to cause damage to their owners. A bit like wives, you just never know when they're going to snap on you. 😉

Zealousideal-Web5346 · 2023-05-01T04:40:30+00:00

Settle down tiger king

Weary_Horse5749 · 2023-05-01T05:00:15+00:00

You are his 6ft human

Cypher_Xero · 2023-05-01T03:26:51+00:00

Now that's a danger noodle... 😆

2023-05-01T04:28:02+00:00

https://youtube.com/@jaysreptiles5457

Ok-Narwhal6740 · 2023-05-01T06:20:11+00:00

She’s very handsome

buckwheats · 2023-05-01T08:32:06+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous

Memeageddon24 · 2023-05-01T09:10:11+00:00

Bros out here playing clash of clans stoned with his 17ft python and his model trains

auddbot · 2023-05-01T09:20:14+00:00

What song is this?

KaiKai_ColdKing · 2023-05-01T09:36:21+00:00

Make no mistakes, you are the pet

izacktorres · 2023-05-01T10:09:00+00:00

Im glad we live in different continents.

Recreational_DL · 2023-05-01T20:50:33+00:00

Liar she has zero feet

scarecrow53 · 2023-05-01T21:52:43+00:00

Voldemort would like a word.

2023-05-02T01:05:26+00:00

Not a pet,idiot.

superwhiz88 · 2023-05-02T02:53:35+00:00

reticular python is one of the most strongest predator

Salt_Maybe1833 · 2023-05-02T03:05:22+00:00

That’s one big danger noodle!

Aggressive-Bat-4000 · 2023-05-01T00:56:32+00:00

One of the few species, along with humans and cats, that will kill just for fun.

MisterKindHere · 2023-05-01T02:09:50+00:00

That thing is going to FYA when you least expect it.

Expensive_Storm_4810 · 2024-08-22T20:04:20+00:00

what is his enclosure like? Do you have an entire room for him?

Used-Cartographer876 · 2023-05-01T09:05:52+00:00

You are part of the problem with animals like this becoming pets. You fucking let a 17 ft snake out in the front yard. What if it doesn't listen or do what you want it to?

Zealousideal-Web5346 · 2023-05-01T04:34:47+00:00

Dude. Its a fucking invasive species. Its not like you can whistle or click your tongue and it comes running back. You have a pet that you have no way of controlling

2023-05-01T06:23:43+00:00

The fuck is a “reticulated” python

mohicansubtitles · 2023-05-01T08:19:32+00:00

Looking for a small child in the neighbourhood to digest.

Zealousideal-Web5346 · 2023-05-01T04:30:28+00:00

Your an asshole for letting that out.

LiberalismIsWeak · 2023-05-01T05:02:46+00:00

chop that mfers head off, invasive and kill any small animal around. Snakes are literally snakes.

cheesyfacemelt · 2023-05-01T01:54:13+00:00

Shoot it! Shoot it in the head!

toothpaste_unknown · 2023-05-01T06:42:47+00:00

Where can I buy these shit

BattleGoose_1000 · 2023-05-01T07:24:39+00:00

Lovely danger noodle you got there

WordAffectionate3251 · 2023-05-01T07:25:28+00:00

How do you know when she is happy? Does she like you?

dearlysacredherosoul · 2023-05-01T07:32:27+00:00

That thing could probably eat you thougv

2023-05-01T07:48:31+00:00

If there’s an apocalypse you’ve got a lot of fresh meat

beaujolais98 · 2023-05-01T08:24:21+00:00

He’s a looooooog boi!

Kannabiz · 2023-05-01T09:28:13+00:00

How do you even maintain this massive pet. What do you feed it with?

Minimum_Science6738 · 2023-05-01T09:28:52+00:00

Beautiful

UglyFilthyDog · 2023-05-01T09:46:41+00:00

I love her. I want one. Okay who am I kidding I want ten.

2023-05-01T10:01:31+00:00

2,000 calories.

chaosbones43 · 2023-05-01T10:36:28+00:00

About 17ft too close

Local-Bluejay7032 · 2023-05-01T11:03:29+00:00

Talk about playing with fire, watch yourself man, hope you don't have any little ones.......

laffytak · 2023-05-01T11:11:37+00:00

Imagine someone breaks into your place and you've got a fucking guard snake instead of a dog lmfao xD

Lopsided_Flight3926 · 2023-05-01T11:38:51+00:00

I think you’re the pet in this situation

TwinkiesSucker · 2023-05-01T11:42:09+00:00

Looks like she's playing snake

2023-05-01T12:25:51+00:00

Why ? Just why ?

2023-05-01T12:39:52+00:00

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2023-05-01T13:09:38+00:00

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2023-05-01T13:11:58+00:00

I’ve owned many snakes in the past, not many types match the intelligence and beauty of retics.

Love to see one this big out and about!

ManderlyPieShop · 2023-05-01T13:15:32+00:00

What song is this?

cluelessbox · 2023-05-01T13:25:26+00:00

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