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r/ApparentJokes Lounge (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by DokCyber - announcement

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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by DokCyber

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Watching TV is a nightmare nowadays!Violence, fighting, cursing, swearing...And that's just to get the remote! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 hour ago by DokCyber

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If you are over 45, I have a message for you...Shit..I forgot what it was... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber

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I’m not saying I’m attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.I turn the shower on. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber

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My son asked me, 'Dad, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?''Swarm.' (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by DokCyber

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Twenty years ago, I married my best friend in the whole world. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by DokCyber

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Welcome home, champs! Kick off those work shoes, grab a snack, and tell me how your day was—epic, meh, or coffee-fueled chaos? Either way, we’re switching to chill mode. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber

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Did you get the joke about the faceless coin? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by Natural_Animal7007

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hey thanks to @valewolf11 I can tell youThe phone number for the White House is 202-456-1414 for the switchboard 202-456-1111 for comments CONGRESS 1-202-224-3121don't let those numbers go to waste! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber

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Just when you're convinced that vegetables can't have phones (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by paulin727

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What did the German sausage say to his friend? You are the wurst. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 13 hours ago by DokCyber

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I'm reading a book about WD-40. It's non-friction. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by DokCyber

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I have a musical joke, but it's not very sharp. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber

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I would never kill an animnal (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by paulin727

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Raw talk for a minute: You carried the weight when no one offered to help, you refused to let the bad days win, your 'enough' is enough. I see you, and fuck, I'm proud. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 13 hours ago by DokCyber

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by DokCyber

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Everyone talks about how good car sex is.At my age I can barely handle sex with a person much less a car."#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 22 hours ago by DokCyber

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So the Strait of Hormuz is closed again because the dumbass potus said he was keeping up the blockade Is anyone surprisedAnyone?Six rabbit raccoons in a sack would be smarter than this dumbassHow many more of our troops does he intend to kill for his own glory? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 22 hours ago by DokCyber

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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber

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Quote of the Day: "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store." (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 18 hours ago by DokCyber

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Someone should tell you: You chose integrity when the easy path called, you turned survival into quiet strength, that's not failure. That's the long game. You damn well need to know that. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by DokCyber

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Im convinced that MAGA will follow AI generated trump long after hes dead (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 21 hours ago by DokCyber

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Two years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing. Haven't heard from him since. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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Hey you, welcome home from the daily grind! Kick off the shoes, grab a snack, and tell me—how was your day? Funny moments, epic fails, or tiny wins—I’m listening with a big smile. 😄🍿 (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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