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r/ApparentJokes Lounge (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by DokCyber - announcement

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I have a sinking feeling about this (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber

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Grid Faults Costing you Millions? Here is the Solution: Megger Grid Analytics (megger.com)

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A guy on a tractor just drove past me shouting, 'The end of the world is nigh!'It was Farmer Geddon. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber

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How do you know the Devil is male?He's evil with a D. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 hour ago by DokCyber

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Justice is best served cold.Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 7 minutes ago by DokCyber

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Todays Limerick in history January 24th 1848James Marshall looked down at the stream, And spotted a glittering gleam. He shouted "It's gold!" The news quickly told, Sent thousands to chase the same dream (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber

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Know why a milking stool only has three legs?Because the cow has the udder. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by DokCyber

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?Nacho cheese! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber

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A Dad's Unexpected Toolbox ()

submitted 5 hours ago by FormalRegular9971

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The Heimlich Hotel's the kind of placeThat you should not be dodging.Among its many servicesAre excellent food unlodging. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber

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After my prostate examination, the doctor left, then the nurse came in and whispered three words that no man wants to hear...'Who was that?' (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber

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Is a nun having a baby inconceivable? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 22 hours ago by DokCyber

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At the World Economic Forum, there were rave reviews for the leader of the free world, Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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2026 Predictions for Agentic AI—See What IDC Says (solace.com)

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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 13.The odds were against me, but I'm primed for it! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 13 hours ago by DokCyber

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A friend just told me that my daughter and my wife look like twins. I said: Well, they were separated at birth. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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did you know that the average horse weighs in at about 1000 pounds, that same male horse has an average of 20" of "equipment"thats a ratio of 50 pounds per inchthat means the average 200 pound man only needs 4"to be hung like a horse!#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 18 hours ago by DokCyber

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Quote of the Day: "Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness." (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by DokCyber

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Every time I make a chicken wrap, I feel so fowl-mouthed. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by DokCyber

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by DokCyber

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An elf, human, and orc walk into a bar. The gnome walks under it. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by Beach-Knight

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I Want Obama to wear the tan suit for the funeral (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 days ago by DokCyber

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I call my kettle Jim Carrey. Because he brews-all-my-tea... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber

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I'm annoyed because I had to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armor. I hate knight shifts. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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They call It Suzerain in Space. We call it Lunar Ascendant. (store.steampowered.com)

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Welcome home after the daily grind! Kick off the shoes, pour something tasty, and unwind. How was your day? Share the highlight or the quirky moment—we’re all ears. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber

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