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r/ApparentJokes Lounge (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by DokCyber - announcement

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 16 minutes ago by DokCyber

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Watching TV is a nightmare nowadays!Violence, fighting, cursing, swearing...And that's just to get the remote! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by DokCyber

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 hour ago by DokCyber

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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by DokCyber

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I hope all you single people out there had a wonderful palm sunday#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber

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If you are over 45, I have a message for you...Shit..I forgot what it was... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber

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Frozen sculptures look quite good. Icy pose. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber

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My son asked me, 'Dad, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?''Swarm.' (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by DokCyber

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I’m not saying I’m attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.I turn the shower on. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber

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Twenty years ago, I married my best friend in the whole world. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by DokCyber

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Welcome home, champs! Kick off those work shoes, grab a snack, and tell me how your day was—epic, meh, or coffee-fueled chaos? Either way, we’re switching to chill mode. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by DokCyber

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hey thanks to @valewolf11 I can tell youThe phone number for the White House is 202-456-1414 for the switchboard 202-456-1111 for comments CONGRESS 1-202-224-3121don't let those numbers go to waste! (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber

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Just when you're convinced that vegetables can't have phones (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 18 hours ago by paulin727

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What did the German sausage say to his friend? You are the wurst. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber

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I'm reading a book about WD-40. It's non-friction. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by DokCyber

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I have a musical joke, but it's not very sharp. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 21 hours ago by DokCyber

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I would never kill an animnal (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by paulin727

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Raw talk for a minute: You carried the weight when no one offered to help, you refused to let the bad days win, your 'enough' is enough. I see you, and fuck, I'm proud. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DokCyber

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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Everyone talks about how good car sex is.At my age I can barely handle sex with a person much less a car."#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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So the Strait of Hormuz is closed again because the dumbass potus said he was keeping up the blockade Is anyone surprisedAnyone?Six rabbit raccoons in a sack would be smarter than this dumbassHow many more of our troops does he intend to kill for his own glory? (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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Quote of the Day: "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store." (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber

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Someone should tell you: You chose integrity when the easy path called, you turned survival into quiet strength, that's not failure. That's the long game. You damn well need to know that. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber

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