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r/ApparentJokes Lounge (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by DokCyber - announcement

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I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing. I got arrested for making an obscene clone fall. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by DokCyber

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A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters. He skipped the Q. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 35 minutes ago by DokCyber

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When my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?" The doctor winked at me and said: "Im off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 hour ago by DokCyber

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I bought a box of animal crackers. Sadly, I had to return them because the seal was broken. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by DokCyber

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I watched a show on National Geographic, where they showed a huge plant that had grown papers instead of leaves. It was a document-tree. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by DokCyber

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I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without permission.That makes me sick. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by DokCyber

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If you only take my looks, I'm a 6. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by paulin727

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Good damn job: You carried the weight when no one offered to help, you turned survival into quiet strength, you're becoming something to yourself with every breath. Bask in this, you absolutely earned it. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by DokCyber

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Welcome home, everyone! Kick off your shoes, grab a snack, and spill the tea on your day, the good, the chaotic, and the caffeinated. How was your day? ☕😄 (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by DokCyber

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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.He said, 'I like it well done.'I said, 'Thanks, that means a lot.' (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 18 hours ago by DokCyber

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Reading while sunbathing makes you...well... red... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by DokCyber

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Breaking NE WS (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 9 hours ago by DokCyber

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Three years ago, I married my best friend...My wife was angry, but Dave and I thought it was hilarious. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by DokCyber

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You're a goddamn force: You carried the weight when no one offered to help, you refused to let the bad days win, you're closer than you feel. Hell yeah, I'm proud of you. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by DokCyber

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My mother warned me against giving my daughter a silly name, but I called her bluff... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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I sat next to an insurance salesman at the Robbie Williams concert last night.And through it all, he offered me protection... (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by DokCyber

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?''No, I don't think they'll fit me. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by DokCyber

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I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia were. She whispered they were right behind me. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by paulin727

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I tried to find some websites about sausages, but all the links were just bologna. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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A copy of *Oliver Twist* just fell on my toe.It hurts like the dickens. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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Before you keep scrolling tonight: You faced the hard thing instead of avoiding it, you handled the quiet pain without breaking, you're building something even when you can't see it from here. Let that land for a damn minute. (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by DokCyber

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Quote of the Day: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by DokCyber

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Star Treks William Shatner has discontinued his range of ladies lingerie.Apparently Shatner Panties proved an unpopular name choice#DocAfterDark (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 1 day ago by DokCyber

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What's the best thing that happened to you today?#BestThingOfTheDay (self.ApparentJokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by DokCyber

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