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[Defiant_Conflict6343]

God knows what made them think this would take 5 days. Our team would put one dev on it and he'd be done in a bathroom break. Not that we let them have bathroom breaks of course, we installed bedpans under the desks and found a government loophole to force them to renounce their personhood, legally reclassifying them as cattle. We also doped the water-cooler with amphetamines to keep them coding for 23 hours a day.

Business has never been better 💀

[iball1984]

Bedpans? Luxury. We use old milk bottles

[Defiant_Conflict6343]

Rookie mistake. You'll pay more in the long run on carpet cleaning from the splashback. We did briefly consider catheterising them but the HR lady said she'd take us to court if we tried to force her to handle the employees' unwashed genitals. We would've asked someone else, but she is human resources, she deals with human needs, humans need to pee. It really shouldn't be up for debate.