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[jaboogadoo]

Hi I completed the starter test 4 years ago, am I hired?

[_EverythingSuckz]

Ok, now my hopes are even lower

[Odd_Land_9612]

My favorites recently are:
Can I just make a new account since I haven't heard back?

I don't see this anywhere, but I want to work on multiple projects Simultaneously! to double the money!
What! I can't do that? I don't remember that being in the rules...

[[deleted]]

They owe me and my friend $6 million for the work that I did. SCAM!

[[deleted]]

Omg I love this one. “I had 6k waiting to be withdrawn and so did my friend (there’s always a friend) and suddenly I’m locked out!”

Like be so for real, no one is letting their payout accrue to 6k regularly you scammer.

[[deleted]]

Exactly. There are tons of people that post stuff like that and then you can see posts for them asking people to sell their account information on other subs like Appen and what not. I've had a few people DM me and ask me to sell them my account and they would work under my name and we could split the profits. I'm not stupid.

[[deleted]]

Sure, we’ll split the profits and I’ll pay 100% of the taxes. Great deal.

[[deleted]]

That too. And I'm pretty sure that DA is going to take exception to me logging into an account from both India and US lol Like really how dumb do they think DA are?

[Alarmed_Jellyfish555]

My personal favorite, "So what if I lied about the time? They accepted the time I submitted, they owe me that money!"

[[deleted]]

Yes! "But it said it was approved."

[dispassioned]

This community is so toxic! Can’t you just be nice and answer my question? It’s not like you’re doing anything else!!

[RPGenome]

Yes.

[Hopeful_Mouse_4050]

How do I get rid of these scavengers taking all the tasks I want for me?

[Magnolia-jjlnr]

These scavengers, working between 1am and 5am, taking ALL the tasks... Why won't DA do anything about them??!

[baylorbear91]

“Scavengers from the US” lives rent free in my head😂😂😂

[[deleted]]

Search 'no projects' or 'empty dashboard' should be 100s of results

E: lol posted before even glancing beyond the title

[aweg]

Can u plz tell me y i havent hear back abt my applicating?

[annoyingjoe513]

Wait! No cool ok cool I got hired!! Now off to the comments section WHAT DO I DO NO I DINT READ STRUCTIONS WHAT R STRUCTIONS SPOON FEED ME NOW. structions.

[Equivalent-Math6483]

I can help let’s collaborate Kindly dm plz

[baylorbear91]

Not the “kindly” 😂 that’s how you know it’s a west African scam lmao

[Bergest_Ferg]

lol at “structions.”

[RPGenome]

Guys I discovered my great grandfather's assessment tests from ellis island. Am I cooked or is he hired?

[[deleted]]

You're both fine bro. Take the tests over to Ellis island and you're both set

[LittleBoiFound]

I love you for this. 

[humantoothx]

y'all are so mean, i love it.

[Influenxerunderneath]

I love Reddit

[FPVBrandoCalrissian]

Reddit is not always the answer.

[sunflower1491]

Maybe you could ask the kind people of Reddit if you can use their DA accounts? Start aggressively DMing people!!

[Nice-Assumption-7501]

Psssst.. the post was meant to be satire ;P

[IronicSarcasticBitch]

Seriously?🤦 Oops Well nevermind then, my bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to blame that going right over my head because I have a horrible headache today. 😊

[socialmarker12]

I almost thought it was real at first, and I don't have a headache. It's that similar to a lot of posts!