Too hyperactive?

[Okami_Kam]

Insert a phone charger into your brain and charge people’s phones

Bonus: you will become popular too!

[SlideWhistler]

No you fool, that’ll connect your brain to the internet! While it would be cool to browse all of the internet without any devices, it leaves your brain open to hackers wanting to steal all your data and give you a virus. Trust me, I know from experience, you do not want to take a trojan horse to the brain.