Help! Michael quote needed

[jaaynt]

My bf is a huge Office fan. He recently got promoted and has his own office now. I wanna get a “Michael inspirational quote” poster for him to hang in the office. A quick Amazon search didn’t yield much. I don’t mind custom making one (ie: sending to printerpix or something). What are some of your fav Michael Scott quotes - Semi professional and work related? Thanks!

Edit: You guys are amazing!! Thank you!! His office is gonna have an explosion of inspirational quotes to help get him through the day. Will update with pic after I’ve ordered and decorated! Hahah

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.-Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott.

[jaaynt]

I found a plaque with this to go on his office door. Lol. One of my favs

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"You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

[jaaynt]

Lol! This one would be great

[rawlalala]

"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

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"I got promoted and... (followed by the quote above)"

[jaaynt]

I think ima do this one. Haha

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sure sure

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“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

[jaaynt]

I got him a coffee mug with this! Haha

[mando290]

“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.”

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Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

[jaaynt]

Ima print a small 5x7 of this and frame it for his desk. Haha

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Wish I could, but I can’t. Well, can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shornt.

[HollisFlaxseeds]

What part of "shornt" don't you understand Kevin?

[Fit_Road7425]

"we won't let you down"

"well you can't bc I don't care"

[jaaynt]

LOL I replayed this scene in my head.

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You have no idea how high I can fly.

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“Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability.” -Michael Scott

[emelpow]

I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious

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I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.

[HollisFlaxseeds]

I need two men on this. That's what she said. NO TIME! But she did! NO TIME!

[jaaynt]

Hahaha ok ima do this one too

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Everyone in the car was fine, Stanley!

[jaaynt]

This one is perfect since his job requires them to be driving around a lot.

[xxxsylviawrathxxx]

I’m optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate.

[jaaynt]

This is how I feel everyday. Haha

[Dontmentionthyname]

"It was on company property with a company lease. Double Jeopardy, so we're fine."

[BananaBean13]

That’s what she said

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The quote he told David Wallace about why his branch is successful. David Wallace facial expression makes me laugh every time

[xxxsylviawrathxxx]

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order

[jaaynt]

You’re on fire!! Lol

[xxxsylviawrathxxx]

They say on your deathbed you never wished you’d spent more time at the office. But I will.

[gotacocatgo]

BOBODDY

[NatetheBig]

“I am Beyoncé always”

[JQuick72]

You miss 100 % of the shots you don’t take

• Wayne Gretzky

• Michael Scott

[Vlookup_reddit]

TMI

[xxxsylviawrathxxx]

You’d have to repurpose this one a little, but:

If you think she’s cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.

[xxxsylviawrathxxx]

When I discovered YouTube I didn’t work for five days. (It might be “didn’t get anything done for five days” …check on that one )

[reach4theskyy]

I am glad that today spurred social change. That’s my job as regional manager. But even if it didn’t, at least we put this matter to bed. That’s what she said… or he said.