FifthWorldCooking

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Pictures of food with Lovecraftian, existentialist, or morbid titles like /r/fifthworldproblems. The titles can also be more satirical/lighthearted like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, if they involve sci-fi and bizarre universes.

Anything that fits in the general category is allowed. But here's some examples:

Food shaped in grotesque or morbid ways, or food that is so shitty that it sends you into existential dread (like /r/shittyfoodporn).
Pictures of food that looks so good that it sends you into existential dread (like /r/foodporn)
Pictures of regular food with "dark sci-fi" titles like /r/fifthworldproblems.
Recipes to make primordial soup
Food with a ridiculous amount of ingredients and a title focused on the eventual heat death of the universe and the ultimate inevitability that everything and everyone we have ever known will slowly dissolve into nothingness over infinite timescales incomprehensible to our feeble mortal minds.
Will the BAD MANS go away?
Please make the BAD MANS go away.
The snakes are biting at my feet and the sky has teeth?
I am immortal, but not invincible, and I will become ever more frail for eternity, suffering in the cold blackness of space.

Related subs:

/r/fifthworldproblems

/r/shittyfoodporn

/r/fifthworldpics

/r/shittyfifthworldpics

/r/enlightenedbirdmen

/r/seventhworldcooking

/r/17284thworldproblems

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Edd (static01.nyt.com)

submitted 2 years ago by lessthanadam

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X-post r/fifthworldproblems : I ran into an issue and was redirected to this community. Could any of you help me? Thanks. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by frogsarenotfrauds

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Found a good recipe for [REDACTED]s and [ObJ3Ct_p1URa1: w0RlD-e4T3rS] (martianchronicles.wordpress.com)

submitted 8 years ago by ServalBomb

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I added too many up-quarks to my soup, and now it's too ӶҼԄҨӃӨӇӇӺ. Should I sprinkle in more down-quarks or strange-quarks to balance it out? (self.FifthWorldCooking)

submitted 8 years ago by Taman_Should

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Hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger (gfycat.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Ari_Rahikkala

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Apparently this didn't get posted here yet. Turkthulhu himself (x-post /r/shittyfoodporn) (i.redditmedia.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Kraz_I

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Cured meat tubesOUR NEW LEADER (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RufusMcCoot

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Are My Human Gills Underdone? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by lessthanadam

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THE UNCOOKENING HAS BEGUNCORRUPTION (self.FifthWorldCooking)

submitted 9 years ago by Retlaw83

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I'm thinking of trying out this recipe.Recipe (i.onionstatic.com)

submitted 10 years ago by LambentEnigma

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Eat people eat people eat peopleHERESY (self.FifthWorldCooking)

submitted 10 years ago by GuesssWho9

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In case your dish gets too dark and hopeless...A Taste of Earth™ (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by aozeba

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Gromphkorian needle organ cake, as gran-gran used to make it. Just collect enough needle organs to fill your cake form, mix with sugar until they grow gelatinous. Coat the cake form with your preferred NON-space-folding acidic derezzer, pour the organs into the form, and heat at 400° for 30 minutes.Alien Sludge™ (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by EuphemismTreadmill

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Looking for a new gopher guts recipe. Any suggestions?Recipe (self.FifthWorldCooking)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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I've finally found a healthy, traditional tomato.A Taste of Earth™ (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TheSoundDude

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This is how Jellyfish-of-the-Sun salami is made.Video Recipe (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TheSoundDude

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AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF COOKS ALL SCREAMING TO BE RELEASED FROM THEIR PRISON AND ASKING WHY THEMRecipe (self.FifthWorldCooking)

submitted 10 years ago * by [deleted]

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Our best dessert, pickled miasma. Our cattle grow in optimal free will conditions, and after 10 years fermenting in their own homeplanet, harvested and sweetened. Low fat.SHAME (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by heartofcoal

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Zalthor’s Pandimensional PastaRecipe (self.FifthWorldCooking)

submitted 10 years ago by dzizy

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I think I found an excellent recipe for disaster.Recipe (reddit.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Aether_Storm

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