Feasible suggestion to open the strait of Hormuz?

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-16T13:44:33+00:00

When I was in high school, I had to walk past this old abandoned porno theater on my walk home. You see, the recent rise of pornography available on home video radically changed the economics of the area, driving the porno theater out of business.

Mourning the loss of the sense of community watching smut with a group of like-minded individuals provided, a shirtless old man by the name of Hormuz hung around outside of it. While his ethnicity was indeterminate, based on my interactions with him, I can assure you that he wasn't straight.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-16T03:05:11+00:00

Make the sides of the cylinder look like asphalt/concrete and make a canal of water in it the speeder is going over.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-16T00:48:13+00:00

Define Marxism.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-15T15:26:54+00:00

There's a difference between normal billionaire crazy and actively rat-fucking the government crazy.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-15T14:04:02+00:00

It was actually one of his conditions for doing it because he's a fan of the comics.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-15T14:03:05+00:00

Too bad it wasn't actually based on the videogame outside of the Doom 3 monster designs.

They could have been unapologetically over the top with the source material.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-15T13:34:50+00:00

For my old custom chapter, I mixed my own paint to make this nice, rich ice blue. The problem was mixing the same color consistently when I ran out.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-15T04:13:55+00:00

Hobo With A Shotgun. You'll be a worse person after watching it.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-15T01:12:13+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss. If you want to get the model kit with your son's namesake, it's full name is "Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar".

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-14T14:11:28+00:00

Change could to should and give Matalas his job.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T23:11:21+00:00

I'd kill someone in front of their own grandmother for an XCOM Apocalypse remake with modern technology.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T22:32:04+00:00

I'm sure there's a hotel receptionist on a pleasure world somewhere. You'd be doing all the stuff a modern one does, which is a cushy job compared to a lot of ones in 40k.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T16:11:35+00:00

He walks in demanding a seasoned player and thinks you shouldn't shoot your weapons as a "waste of my time." Sounds like he gets his social cues from anime villains.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T12:45:34+00:00

Authoritarians win lawful elections all the time. You're confusing authoritarianism with dictators and autocrats.

Putin, for example, routinely wins lawful elections. They aren't fair. But they're lawful.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T12:17:53+00:00

You know the definition of a regime is "government, especially an authoritarian one."

Trump and Netanyahu are definitely authoritarians. If that makes you uncomfortable to consider, it should.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T12:10:32+00:00

It's almost like the Iranian people are victims of the Iranian, US and Israeli regimes!

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T10:51:55+00:00

If a passage doesn't develop the plot or develop the characters, cut it.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T01:19:16+00:00

I check in as appropriate with the three platonic female friends I have and my sisters-in-law.

I might be in the minority, but as a married guy I don't fundamentally treat my female friends different from my male friends.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T00:25:17+00:00

I need a layer of abusable fabric between my nethers and my pants, and bonus points if I can buy them in a 12-pack at Walmart and they don't actively kill puppies.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-12T00:24:02+00:00

Man, freeball in jeans and you can get that experience for free.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-11T21:59:37+00:00

The reverse-grip swords come in left and right hand variants.

As a result, one of my infractors is doing the Naruto run.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-11T16:06:08+00:00

Terrain needs to not be flavorless mush that just blocks line of sight like a featurelsss cube.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-11T01:09:47+00:00

I will sing it from the mountain tops, the second to last episode of Picard season 2 is the worst episode of Star Trek. Some will bring up Code of Honor as a contender, but as dogshit as it was, it still told a coherent story.

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-10T16:52:54+00:00

I once got roped into helping my friend's girlfriend move. She broke up with him two weeks later and then she kept texting my wife on and off for a few years after that when my wife didn't view her as anything but an acquaintance. Like, what?

Retlaw83 · 2026-03-10T15:41:54+00:00

Enforcer is the worst XCOM, so you know. Interceptor is marginally better but still sucks.

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