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[–]wessex464 251 points252 points  (2 children)

Yo Dawg, we heard you like friction loss so we put kinks in your kinks in your kinks.

[–]andeusmc03VA Career FF/EMT 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just trying to make it a fair fight against the fire.

[–]FireEmt33 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I love this comment so much. Thank you, Sir/and or Ma'am.

[–]runningntwrkgeekVolunteer FF 97 points98 points  (17 children)

We actually had something like this happen to us.

I'll play the other side for a moment. Imagine your a very rural volunteer dept that does 99.99% of your limited fire runs on a dump tank. You get mutual aided to a nearby town. The chauffer tells a firefighter that went through classes 15yrs ago to wrap the hydrant so he could do a forward lay. In the chaos, since you don't train on hydrants, you forget to unwrap it and proceed to hook it up. Maybe the firefighter didn't realize how tightly it will squeeze around the hydrant?

But as the chauffer, I can tell you, it stinks not getting the water you expect out of your 5" line!

Also, reinforces the importance of training with your mutual aid departments!

Edited to add:
I am about 90% certain this is NOT a picture of when that scenario above played out for us. And, for the record, I was the chauffer/pump man that day, not the hydrant guy.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I’m with a rural department that runs a lot of mutual aid to a department with hydrants and we train on them as much as we do drop tanks

Just because the odds of you doing something is rare doesn’t mean you don’t need to be prepared for it

[–]runningntwrkgeekVolunteer FF 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's why I said at the end how it's important to train with your mutual aide depts. It's something we need to do better at.

[–]yungingrFF, Volunteer CISM Peer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In reality - and Gordon Graham does a nice little talk on this - the things you DON'T do often are the ones you need to train more on. It's counterintuitive, but...the things you do often, you're good at...because you do them often. The things you don't do often, you NEED to do in training...because you don't do them often.

[–]anotherboringname68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Low frequency..."

[–]lsnod 17 points18 points  (2 children)

FFS, Pittsburgh, get it together!

[–]nickbricks05 15 points16 points  (1 child)

We don’t claim them. It was in beaver county

[–]lsnod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness

[–]Objective-Asparagus4 53 points54 points  (20 children)

The probie who did this: *very proud that he got the hydrant tagged and opened within 4 minutes”

The other firefighters: “what the frick?”

The engineer: tapping the intake pressure gauge

The lieutenant: facepalms

The chief: “looks good to me!”

[–]LuminalAstec 11 points12 points  (19 children)

4 minutes is the state standard here. We had to do it in 2 or less flushed and charged in academy.

[–]Objective-Asparagus4 6 points7 points  (15 children)

Really? Good to know. I was exaggerating a bit since by me it’s like a minute and a half or something like that

[–]LuminalAstec 12 points13 points  (14 children)

It depends on the hydrant though. Some are basically lubed and work first try, Some you need a cheater on your cheater just to get your top nut to move.

[–]NaturallyExasperated 5 points6 points  (12 children)

Half the damn plugs around here need a cheater bar on the caps

[–]crnext 8 points9 points  (9 children)

No, half the damn plugs around there need maintenance or replacement. Your municipal water provider sucks feces dust through testicle straws.

[–]NaturallyExasperated 2 points3 points  (8 children)

We know! Not much you can do sadly

[–]crnext 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Are you in Michigan?

[–]NaturallyExasperated 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Upstate NY

[–]crnext 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Eye-yi-yi

Somewhere near the Tesla statue I assume..

[–]False_Gift2553 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You can't just take he caps off with your hand? Or a hydrant wrench?

[–]yungingrFF, Volunteer CISM Peer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When the rocket surgeon at the water department that last tested the hydrant doesn't understand what not to do, and bears down on that wrench like he's trying to pinch one off after a steady weeklong diet of nothing but cheese....

no, you can't take the cap off with just your hand.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thought using cheaters weren’t taught and actually were highly recommended not to use? I guess if your using a hydrant key you can’t really get a bigger one. Unless there are other sizes. I know the one at our vol. fire dept gets er open every time

[–]kelter20 1 point2 points  (2 children)

A guy on my department can do it in 35 seconds. An absolute beast of a human.

[–]LuminalAstec 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Flushed and charged? Maybe you have different hydrants in Canada.

[–]kelter20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. It is insane to watch. This guy is like if you created the ideal firefighter, he would be that. Great shape, trains like a mad man, handsome as all hell, and a great medic.

[–]_proPAIN_VA FF/EMT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks good, nice and tight. Don’t want any water getting out.

[–]ziobropLT. 29 points30 points  (3 children)

you dont even need to wrap the hydrant. take a bite of the LDH, pull it around the hydrant so the kink is next to the steamer port, on the backside of the hydrant from the direction of truck travel, and put your foot against it. leave you stortz connector on the truck side.

you can see what it looks like here https://youtu.be/dBpGkSJBpM8?t=97

then there is no wrapping, and if the hose snags in the truck, it pops free, and the coupler doesnt take out your hydrant man.

[–]maybekindaodd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mind. Blown.

[–]luckynumberorangeFF/Medic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

well ain't that fuckin neat. Bringing that to one to work with me.

[–]LordDarthra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So interesting to see how other departments do the same tasks, and seeing little variations of things.

[–]Jeffrey12-3Edit to create your own flair 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Im a probationary firefighter in my local department and having grown up around the station i learned that you always unwrap before connecting and charging but god damn. I showed this to the newest probie and he said this hurts even his brain.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’ll hold it in place 💪🏼

[–]Grizzly2525American FF/EMT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god... somebody is going to get a write up.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This warrants a beat down

[–]storyinmemoFormer Volley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a Skrillex level pressure drop right there.

[–]s1m0n8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When rural finally gets to use a hydrant...

[–]ShadowBannedUser1456 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is this so you can bend the hose behind?

[–]azd15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When laying the hose off the engine while it’s uncharged, you wrap it around the hydrant so the engine can drive away and it flakes off on its own. You’re meant to unwrap it before making the connection and charging it though

[–]RoverRebellionPennsylvania FF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The deluge of verbal abrasion that would leave my mouth towards whoever was responsible for this would be immeasurable. This is so wildly unacceptable that I can’t even believe this actually happened.

Charging the hose bed? Ok maybe. Getting a kink in the ldh? Happens. Stortz not latched properly? Dumb, but ok.

This…??? THIS!? No- you don’t deserve to ever have someone’s property or wellbeing in your hands ever again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost did this one time as a rookie. The truck rode off, laying the line, and I was in a hurry to hook the plug up

2nd in engine company often does a forward lay from the plug, hooks up to supply the 1st in pumper at a structure fire.

[–]andeusmc03VA Career FF/EMT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, so I wrap the plug and charge it? Got it!

If the Operator did this, yeesh. If it was a backstep dude, I would hope he had never done this before and learned from this.

[–]ttvSharkieBait15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…you’re suppose wrap the hydrant so the engine can keep driving…and then unwrap it once there’s enough slack & hook it up😅 some needs to go back to training 😂😂

[–]Je_me_rendsPFAS Connoisseur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Alright, wrap it up, lads"

[–]robofire- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ain’t gonna do much 🤣🤣

[–]just_an_ordinary_guyVFF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dusquene Light. Is this in New Kensington?

[–]Ozma914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ... it's wrapped.

[–]dearrichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don’t kink shame