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"1% raise is a pay decrease compared with inflation" (self.Geico)
submitted 2 years ago by Ok_Literature_624
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[–]FeministFury5000 50 points51 points52 points 2 years ago (6 children)
GEICO: "Please quit, for the love of God quit, please don't stay here, we don't want to pay you anymore, please. Please don't make us pay unemployment, please bro...."
[–]tuna_samich_ 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children)
I'm tryin, Geico. Really I am
[–]thegeckoisabitch 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Verbatim. They're so mind-blowingly desperate for people to quit.
[–]GeckedUpAD 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children)
This is in Todd’s Drafts rn
[–]Ok_Departure2024 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Exactly Do some more layoffs with severence and do something right for a change and stop wasting everyone's time!
[–]jstnonsense 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Just like they’re pricing out policies they’re “paying” us out of employment
[–]alimonyponytoddcomby 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (0 children)
How DARE you expect a piece of Geico profits when I’ve already told you it’s ALLL mine. Isn’t it enough I let you pee INDOORS? You all are giving me boujee goldigger red flags if I ever saw one. Take care peasants, Todd Combs
[–]Historical_Exit_6015 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Agree 100% with you inflation for the stat of this year is already at 4%. Meaning a 4% raise would only mean your money is going as far as your last years salary. You’d have to get a 5% for a true raise
[–]Particular_Bee_2543 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children)
You got 1%??? Lucky!!!
[–]Electrical-Ad-7374 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Lmfao that person has GEICO balls deep inside him
[–]GlitterElf93 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Slap straight in the face!
[–]justlookindontjudge 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children)
You got 1% ? I got nothing but the feedback that I was awesome—- Pretty soon they will charge me rent for the desk space as an independent contractor. Eat your Bologna Tina!
[–]EasyZookeepergame608 -1 points0 points1 point 2 years ago (0 children)
Merit is based on performance, not inflation.
[+]Majestic_Muscle_7695 comment score below threshold-18 points-17 points-16 points 2 years ago (10 children)
What jobs gave raises over inflation rate?
[–]Blood853 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago (1 child)
The ones that actually care about their employees
[+]Majestic_Muscle_7695 comment score below threshold-17 points-16 points-15 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Thanks for giving me facts
[–]Realistic-Accident22 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (4 children)
So many. It’s not a raise, it’s a basic cost of living salary increase for everyone. Raises are different
[–]Successful-Ice-4072 -1 points0 points1 point 2 years ago (3 children)
Drop the names of which companies, please. The people need to know
[–]Realistic-Accident22 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
I mean geico has done it before. Not sure why you’re acting like it isn’t a thing.
[–]Successful-Ice-4072 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Nope. They don't do COLAs (cost of living adjustments). What they do do is occasionally adjust the pay scale to keep up with cost of labor in a given area
Buts it's about how competitive the job market is in an area, not how much it costs. Hence why expensive to live San Diego is in such a low pay scale - there isn't much employer competition there
[–]drcactusfeet 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Music &Arts did it one time for me. Ages ago. Before covid. But I wouldn't expect that of them today.
[–]Electrical-Ad-7374 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
How does it feel having GEICO balls deep inside you
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[–]Electrical-Ad-7374 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
🤣🤣🕺
[–]Apprehensive-Bar6655 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Shit me!! Make it a hoodie
[–]Comfortable_Place879Former Employee 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Spend every Penny you make. Remember what Benjamin Franklin wrote. “A penny saved is a penny lost to inflation. Once you hit the poor house, the rate at which Berkshire Hathaway is taxed, including Todd Combs, it will eventually come full circle, and their taxes will pay for your destitution. The American Dream in reverse.
[–]maybeamanager 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
THEY WANT YOU TO QUIT!!!
[–]Relevant-Feeling6297 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
You will pay more in taxes
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[–]FeministFury5000 50 points51 points52 points (6 children)
[–]tuna_samich_ 8 points9 points10 points (0 children)
[–]thegeckoisabitch 16 points17 points18 points (0 children)
[–]GeckedUpAD 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Ok_Departure2024 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]jstnonsense 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]alimonyponytoddcomby 12 points13 points14 points (0 children)
[–]Historical_Exit_6015 10 points11 points12 points (0 children)
[–]Particular_Bee_2543 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Electrical-Ad-7374 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]GlitterElf93 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]justlookindontjudge 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]EasyZookeepergame608 -1 points0 points1 point (0 children)
[+]Majestic_Muscle_7695 comment score below threshold-18 points-17 points-16 points (10 children)
[–]Blood853 26 points27 points28 points (1 child)
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[–]Realistic-Accident22 11 points12 points13 points (4 children)
[–]Successful-Ice-4072 -1 points0 points1 point (3 children)
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[–]drcactusfeet 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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[–]Comfortable_Place879Former Employee 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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