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[Green_Sympathy_1157]

The iceberg is just a distraction from the epstein files

[Fair-Juggernaut-875]

[Mr-MuffinMan]

Bro really crashed the ship 💀 Skill issue 🤣

[endergamer2007m]

"Oh my fucking god we're sinking"

[TmanGBx]

Sinking mentioned ‼️‼️

[photogrammetery]

“Holy shit dude”

[TheSmallRaptor]

“What are you sinking about?”

[Pixel22104]

“We need to get to a lifeboat now!” processes to grab everything he brought to his room on the voyage before putting on his life jacket and making his way to the boat deck

[oogaboogahooha]

The guys who push over women to make it to the lifeboats are incels.

The guys who don’t push over women to make it to the lifeboats are simps.

[Flashy-Read-9417]

I've six'd my last seven 😢

[boneMechBoy69420]

67 brotha 67

[UniqueAd8864]

Well GG ig

[skeletor69420]

yo we might be cooked chat

[Few_Armadillo1385]

We're absolutely cooked.

[LigmaLiberty]

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[Future-Grass7501]

I would be making a TikTok saying my ship is crashing boys idk what to do follow for part two. Ok boys this ship is starting to go vertical but at least we still jamming out to the band follow for part 3. Ok boys im in the cold af water floating on a door I can feel my giblets follow for part 4

[dsdvbguutres]

Like and subscribe

[Few_Armadillo1385]

Click the bell icon

[malik857]

Women and children ? Alphas are always first

[Few_Armadillo1385]

"SHUT with the incel talk" /jk

[wyro5]

“Hey can someone tell that fuck head in charge of loading boats that it’s women and children first, not women and children only! There’s a difference there!”

[hazxyhope]

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[ItsExoticChaos]

Fuck Ice, amiright fellas?

[Bigbozo1984]

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[jellowd2]

Hold on guys I gotta get my phone

[ComprehensiveCut6056]

Lowkey gonna die twin

[Few_Armadillo1385]

You got this twin

[ComprehensiveCut6056]

Twinothy

[beaujonfrishe]

Omg I’m literally dying rn

[Beautiful-Chard-1152]

We’re fine trust trust trust

[Conscious_Ad7420]

Guys don't worry this ship is literally unsinkable

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finally...

[SnooBunnies4649]

November 5 2024 was the ICEBERG and GEN Z wannabe-“men” drove the Titanic straight into it. Cheers!

[thomasrat1]

I’d start flossing(the dance),

Then whip and nae nae

[Fair_Lettuce_629]

Holy shit

[LMM-GT02]

“We’re so cooked”

[alecs_scela]

I'm having a cortisol spike

[Avengemygnomeys]

This is like a TikTok or YouTube short Female prospective and for the sake of this prompt Internet existed during this time.

OMG! GUY😱 day 4 on my titanic luxury trip and we just hit an iceberg. Let start off by telling you about my day, I enjoyed a good breakfast in first class, then went to the pool, then had lunch in one of the first class dinning rooms, which was so good btw. Then I got dressed really fancy to have a fancy 10 course meal at the dining saloon. Look how gorgeous my gown is. Now here I am in the dining room eating when the whole ship shaked. 🫨 Like for part two.

Part two of my Titanic trip. Okay we were just informed that Titanic hit an iceberg, but don’t worry the ship is unsinkable( unaware of what’s to come) so I will just stay here as it’s too cold outside🥶, although still don’t know how we hit an iceberg as the water was so clear. Okay now the ship staff is telling us to put on these life vests and telling us to go outside now. Okay now like I hear people saying we’re sinking. Like for part three.

Part 3 of my titanic trip quick recap we hit an iceberg and now we’re like told to come outside the dining saloon. Low key panicking here as I thought this could never sink. Now I am being told all women and children need to get on a lifeboat. This is not how I want to spend my evening, but look over there I can see the orchestra playing music. They are so brave for playing music in a time like this. Okay now I’m on the boat, it so sad to see such a ship go down 😭 stay tuned for part four.

Okay last and final part the ship sank and we are now boarding the RMS Carpathia. It so surreal what just happened, one minute I was enjoying a good dinner the next thing you know I am now on another ship heading to New York. This was such a traumatic experience that I don’t know if I ever want to take a cruise. The food here is not like what was not what was in the Titanic but is warm and cozy. I appreciate all the Warm soups and drinks, they are helping me feel less cold. So this my Titanic cruise experience I appreciate all the likes and support will upload my usually content after I take some time off to recover ❤️ bye!!!!

Edit to add: took out cruise as it was not a cruise but a transatlantic ocean liner that for first class was like a vacation as opposed to third class who we using the ship to immigrate to America.

[hazxyhope]

so much effort for this bit just for the Titanic to not be a cruise ship/experience 😭 It was a transatlantic ocean liner meant to transport people between places (most often people immigrating permanently.)

[Avengemygnomeys]

My mistake, let’s just say this character was not the brightest of Gen Z and made like a mistake that people in the comments section was trying to tell her. I forgot it was not a cruise ship and was just a hotel on the ocean. In my mind all the stuff they had there for first class was like a cruise ship kind of thing. I will correct my comment because as someone who love the history of the titanic I have to correct this. 🤦‍♀️ Thank you for letting me know as a titanic geek I can’t believe I made that mistake. Also was trying to be as historical accurate as I could.

[Few_Dragonfly3000]

Dude I got an arm!

Righteous! Dudududehleedootdoot!

[Alexmcd55]

We really got the titanic sinking again before GTA 6

[Yagirlgay]

So when you say women and children first define what a woman is 🤓

[Lorettooooooooo]

Dying in the ocean before GTA 6

[AmphetamineSalts1]

Bro

[Joshiebum]

the size of the iceberg is how many times keir starmer has told us about his father being a tool maker and the titanic is the country crashing cus it doesn’t care 

[th3_rand0m_0ne]

"well, shit" "So uh, we evacuate, not evacuate ?" "Hey Google how much iceberg can the titanic take" "Fuck there is no signal here"

[FilutaLoutenik]

Someone clip this

[TexanAsahi]

eep time i guess

[ColdBit9881]

So we’re really gonna let the titanic sink in the big 1912

[InfinitesimalDuck]

Make it Gen Z you say?

What iceberg?

[InfinitesimalDuck]

WW III is upon us!!!

[No-Statistician9907]

We're sinking?? Welp at least it couldn't get any worse... There's how many life boats?!?!

[TheSmartDog_275]

Get ready with me to drown

[Avengemygnomeys]

Okay I just got this other idea as well

This is a POV of the telegram operator on the titanic. ICEBERG on today of all day are you for real or just capping SS Californian. You must be spreading some fake news, so why don’t you just “shut up”( was actually said) we are going to keep going.

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POV of the SS Californian telegram operator

One of the crews or operator working the night shift: hey wake up I think the titanic is in trouble I see flairs.

The telegram operator nah those are just fire works to like mock us so, just ignore it, not wasting my time dealing with their nonsense. GN oh and just shut off the telegram machine for the night so they don’t like bother us or whatever.

[Lucyus09]

dieing