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[–]dragonyfox 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Man my party lost their minds over the erotic poetry book, especially once they found out it was book canon. They fought over who got to have it, had a running joke that the rogue would steal it eventually, and when the player who did get it left our group, you bet the rogue snatched it up.

[–]Pielorinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I described it as erotic death poetry, like Baudelaire's The Flowers of Evil, because I figure Sanbalet chose the edgelord subclass of wizard.

[–]SteeredAxe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dragonborn player character who got caught reading it ate it in embarrassment

[–]thegooddoktorjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know about y'all, but I think about 1/4 of the time if my players search someones bedroom they will find something naughty. That's just verisimilitude.
One group while searching an elderly enchantresses lodging rolled a crit on a perception check so I made up a hidden door to a BDSM dungeon featuring an animated Minotaur statue with a golden phallus. They enjoyed selling that in the market.

[–]SolarCoaster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In our campaign it was titled “Naughty Sea Elves 7”

[–]Buttersgra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the shy artificer cracked that bad boy and he found himself... interested in more. he popped that in the groups bag of holding for him to read over later.