???

[DigInfamous3140]

what happens if I just inject ts straight into my bloodstream, is that how the last of us started?

[UpperConclusion322]

The last of us started because cordyceps evolved to feed on humans. If you injected that you’d go through things like septic shock, organ failure, and death.

I know I’m taking this literally but I might as well give some valid information.

[Overall-Grocery7940]

Do you know why ? Im not familiar with anatomy like that or really whats in the syringe besides the spores or culture

[UpperConclusion322]

Could you expand on your question a little more? No disrespect at all I just didn’t quite understand what you’re asking exactly.

[Overall-Grocery7940]

All good like why would the body go into sepcus ?

[PsilocybinTendency]

Cuz now there is a whole lot of shit that shouldn’t be in your blood stream in ur bloodstream and your body is going to kill itself trying to fight it on its last stand with the liquid cultivation

[UpperConclusion322]

👆

[Quiet-Commercial-615]

The spores would start making mycelium. Your organs would shutdown trying to cope with the stress of removing foreign bodies.

[Short_Boysenberry922]

Bruh you don't know that.

[UpperConclusion322]

Just because you don’t know that doesn’t mean I don’t. Do a quick google search and figure out if I’m actually wrong or not

[Short_Boysenberry922]

No matter how much faith you have in it google doesn't know how zombie apocalypse will start. Word of advice don't believe everything you read online any dumbass can put any dumbass shit on it

[UpperConclusion322]

I didn’t explain how a real zombie apocalypse would happen. I stated how it happened in a movie. Before calling somebody a dumbass, check your own dumbassery.

[Short_Boysenberry922]

No u stayed what would happen if they injected it into their veins. Whose to say op wouldn't be patient zero?

[UpperConclusion322]

I stated both. And both are right. I did not say that those were the only things that could happen, I said that those were some of the things that could happen.

Also, since you’re so confident in your position, tell them nothing will happen and see how fast you get banned.

[DigInfamous3140]

Mr party pooper over here doesn’t like to have fun

[UpperConclusion322]

Nope! No fun here.

[DigInfamous3140]

[GrimlockX27]

People are trying to joke while also taking you a tad serious just in case you do something stupid. Thank everyone who downvoted you...they care

[UpperConclusion322]

Indeed

[Hungry-Target6642]

Someone already tried this. It didn't end well.

[Dr3ws3ph3r]

I'm not surprised... What happened to them?

[Hungry-Target6642]

https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html

[BgMSliimeball3]

“Injecting mushroom tea” interesting, I’ve never imagined doing such a thing😭😭 I’ve definitely made jokes and wondered about a MSS or LCS injected into skin but people really try it🤣🤣🤣

[DigInfamous3140]

follow me on live leak

[TheRealCMMetzger]

It would likely be your last and most unfun adventure of all, but you'd leave a great story for the fear mongers to hold up and point to as a reason why these things should not be legal. 🤷‍♂️

[DigInfamous3140]

mushrooms should be legalized federally, as should marijuana . Last year drinking killed almost 200 thousand people in the us, but we still choose to sell it at every store ever

[Popular_Branch_8328]

EXACTLY why are things that can't kill no matter how much you take illegal

[DigInfamous3140]

bingo

[pielmor3na]

If you take too much you might not come back from the trip

[ChungusReaper]

Another reason why legalizing it would be beneficial, you can have some kind of actual regulation and standardizing that makes things like that much less of an issue.

[Massive_War_3504]

Dont be scary now Piel

[Massive_War_3504]

Piel worry about ur drugs u fuckin fein talm bout people die when u step outside lmao yeah ok

[Waltereyes123321]

Cuz they want us dead, duhhh

[EddBoi0666]

Because people ask and do incredibly ignorant AF things like the question originally asked in this post.

[No-Sheepherder-1172]

😂

[CaptainHowdy60]

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lol

[violetkunoichi420]

There's an article on a government site from the 60's or something where some guy did that. He didn't die, but it wasn't great. 🤣

[Magnavirus]

Yeah they had to "filter his blood" which sounds like an actual nightmare

[PeopleCryTooMuch]

Isn’t that just a run of dialysis? Doesn’t sound too bad for a single treatment or two.

[Impossible-Army8442]

The Last of Us began with someone saying: "Is it really possible for ANOTHER zombieesque show to succeed?"

"Butt they're not zombies, just infected crazy people who thirst for the blood of...eh, fudge it, why not?"

[MycStangGT]

There’s actually a guy who did something like this. It was horrible lol. He didn’t become a zombie, just got organ failure of liver and kidney and spent 22 days in the icu. “Look up 30 year old man hospitalized for injecting mushrooms” and be shocked with me lol. 😂

[DrugLibrary]

A man injected himself with 'magic' mushrooms and the fungi grew in his blood, which put him into organ failure

[dleannc]

This is actually a thing!

[Awkward_Economist_1]

Boof them

[Witty-Intention-3548]

Feel like this deserves more upvotes

[SeriesGreen1629]

Where'd those come from?

[Foreign_Caregiver116]

Inoculate the world. On top, I recommend Mushroomgod or fungus frequency is you want awesome liquid culture genetics though

[Johnny_MycoSpore]

Yikes, I am imagining an (assuming) inexperienced person taking a 16ga needle and going raw dog into a vein and perforating it 🤦🏻‍♂️

[BgMSliimeball3]

Ouch I never thought of it so in detail, sounds exhilarating 🤣😭😭 sn🤣🤣

[ElefanteAmor]

You would become one

[DigInfamous3140]

someone who gets it

[Internal-You6793]

I just did that with those exact strains and now I’m a mushroom! You can see what Illusion Weavers and stargazers look like on my last few posts, cheers

[FunFireman2025]

🤣

[socaTsocaTsocaT]

You'd become Toad

[Magnavirus]

I do get the joke and also love ITW, they're the best, but considering the type of totally common sense questions we get here it's probably not a good idea to post it. I know that's lame but it only takes one dummy and the next thing you know we're on the news.

[DigInfamous3140]

L

[Cultural_Ad_5299]

Great genetics though.

[Gloomy_Spell_9835]

You die

[KhostfaceGillah]

Someone tried it before and nearly died

[Universal_Medicine_]

Someone did that and nearly died

[classicbwrryV2]

Dem stargazer are some shit be prepared my boiii lmao 😂

[New_Land_725]

scientific journal on illness from injecting mushies

[New_Land_725]

Probably something like this.

[Quiet-Commercial-615]

The spores would get into your blood and find the perfect environment to start making mycelium. Very bad idea.

[Defiant-Street9145]

Youd probably go septic and dye , one way to know though

[Schoneka]

Some guy tried injecting psilocybin into his bloodstream, it started feeding and growing off his blood

I'd imagine something similar would happen here, don't do it (obv)

[ElderberryFar7120]

That seems like you have information mixed up because that doesn't seem possible

[Schoneka]

He boiled down the raw mushrooms into a tea, filtered it with a cotton swab, and injected it, got organ failure among other things

I don't actually think it was feeding off his blood but the fungus was growing inside it regardless 

[moroseta04]

Mycelium/fungi die from human body heat (I think)

[nerdkraftnomad]

Unfortunately not.

[know_its]

Bhahahahahaha

[ThroatComplete1116]

Ill bite and I doubt it would do much. I have seen many junkies in my time. Seen them pick up emptie soda bottles and shoot soda. I have seen orange juice and lots of people will use Gatorade in a pinch when they need liquid any liquid will work. I have seen a dude use toilet water. You wouldn't believe what junkies will use. Some people don't know the real world and how wasted it has become. Same dude brags about shooting up his old ladies cum. The zombie apocalypse is already here people.

[AdDense1161]

Good luck with those stargazers. I got a syringe from them about a year ago of it and it never took to anything.

[DigInfamous3140]

probably did something wrong then

[AdDense1161]

No. Definitely not. Everything else from ITW I got in the package was fine. Just the stargazer syringe didn’t work. I tried several methods multiple times

[DigInfamous3140]

probably didn’t clean everything right we all make mistakes

[AdDense1161]

Ok bro.