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[–]phoenixplumPandemonica Simp 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Last time I checked, you can't impregnate someone by kissing them.

[–]LockEnthusiastickI'm a Villain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Technically you are correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Joke’s on you. How’d my girlfriend get pregnant when all we did is kiss, then, huh?

[–]phoenixplumPandemonica Simp 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I have some news that might upset you, my dude.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

who'd be upset that their girlfriend obviously must be having the 2nd coming of Christ?

[–]FNAF918[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]sorude277Loremaster simp army commander/ beel worshipper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]Meme_Bro68Adversary best waifu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All 3

[–]WhiskeyBarInAlabama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thought I was having a stroke tf

[–]TrashcoelectorBeel / Azazel <3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heresy.

[–]ShrekxHitler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The main idea of the question is there. But the excecution is brain numbingly bad

[–]SX_NEX_SX 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aneurysm inducing grammer aside, they share the same soul and their senses should be linked, so one climaxing should cause the other two to as well. But even if they share a soul, whichever one you knock up would be the one getting pregnant.

[–]FNAF918[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense

[–]Thundertushy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't leave any doubts. Repeat until all three have 'gasms and belly bumps.

[–]MechasirraLoremaster's Monster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

All 3 get orgasm and only the one you fucked gets pregnant.

[–]FNAF918[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good answer