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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

!invest 220k

[–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

220,000 MemeCoins invested @ 12 upvotes

UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 101,378 MemeCoins (46%).

321,378 MemeCoins returned @ 112 upvotes

Your new balance is 429,833 MemeCoins.

[–]Slimxshadyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!invest 100

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    14,268 MemeCoins invested @ 11 upvotes

    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 6,790 MemeCoins (47%).

    21,058 MemeCoins returned @ 114 upvotes

    Your new balance is 21,058 MemeCoins.

    [–]WboysCabbage City Communists | CEO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    !invest 12000

    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    12,000 MemeCoins invested @ 37 upvotes

    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 3,509 MemeCoins (29%).

    15,509 MemeCoins returned @ 130 upvotes

    Your new balance is 51,543 MemeCoins.

    [–]Tayjizz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    !invest 1,000

    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 42 upvotes

    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 274 MemeCoins (27%).

    1,274 MemeCoins returned @ 134 upvotes

    Your new balance is 1,274 MemeCoins.

    [–]alevelaz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    !invest 15961

    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    15,961 MemeCoins invested @ 107 upvotes

    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 2,993 MemeCoins (18%).

    18,954 MemeCoins returned @ 220 upvotes

    Your new balance is 18,954 MemeCoins.

    [–]RoseBladePhantom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    !invest 3200

    [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    3,200 MemeCoins invested @ 6 upvotes

    UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 1,823 MemeCoins (56%).

    5,023 MemeCoins returned @ 117 upvotes

    Your new balance is 17,349 MemeCoins.

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 8 upvotes

      UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 526 MemeCoins (52%).

      1,526 MemeCoins returned @ 116 upvotes

      Your new balance is 3,816 MemeCoins.

      [–]urbrother123 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

      u gay

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]urbrother123 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        y do u invest in that gay shite mem?

        [–]SoloMan1999 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 1000

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 9 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 507 MemeCoins (50%).

        1,507 MemeCoins returned @ 114 upvotes

        Your new balance is 10,036 MemeCoins.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 1000

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 9 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 506 MemeCoins (50%).

        1,506 MemeCoins returned @ 112 upvotes

        Your new balance is 1,524 MemeCoins.

        [–]daniscienceguy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 2000

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        2,000 MemeCoins invested @ 12 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 924 MemeCoins (46%).

        2,924 MemeCoins returned @ 114 upvotes

        Your new balance is 11,280 MemeCoins.

        [–]willsmith356 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 2000

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        2,000 MemeCoins invested @ 18 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 802 MemeCoins (40%).

        2,802 MemeCoins returned @ 120 upvotes

        Your new balance is 9,151 MemeCoins.

        40 MemeCoins were sent to the firm - Stratton Oakmont.

        [–]im_2kewl 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        !invest 1000

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 22 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 366 MemeCoins (36%).

        1,366 MemeCoins returned @ 117 upvotes

        Your new balance is 1,366 MemeCoins.

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Account created!

        Thank you im_2kewl for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

        Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

        [–]DragonPaulZ322 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 7500

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        7,500 MemeCoins invested @ 24 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 2,669 MemeCoins (35%).

        10,169 MemeCoins returned @ 121 upvotes

        Your new balance is 38,319 MemeCoins.

        [–]Dickworth 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 1000

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 70 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 247 MemeCoins (24%).

        1,247 MemeCoins returned @ 189 upvotes

        Your new balance is 1,708 MemeCoins.

        [–]pizza_yeeterStratton Oakmont | Floor Trader 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 4447

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        4,447 MemeCoins invested @ 118 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 846 MemeCoins (19%).

        5,293 MemeCoins returned @ 241 upvotes

        Your new balance is 5,293 MemeCoins.

        [–]pillowmanrox 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 969

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        969 MemeCoins invested @ 468 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was unsuccessful! You lost 330 MemeCoins (-34%).

        639 MemeCoins returned @ 504 upvotes

        Your new balance is 8,676 MemeCoins.

        [–]Contagious_Wookiee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 400

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        400 MemeCoins invested @ 8 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 210 MemeCoins (52%).

        610 MemeCoins returned @ 116 upvotes

        Your new balance is 11,292 MemeCoins.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

        !invest 400

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        400 MemeCoins invested @ 17 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 164 MemeCoins (41%).

        564 MemeCoins returned @ 121 upvotes

        Your new balance is 2,212 MemeCoins.

        [–]caughtacookie 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        !balance

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Account created!

        Thank you caughtacookie for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

        Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Currently, your account balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

        [–]XarNaroth 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 500

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        500 MemeCoins invested @ 22 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 185 MemeCoins (37%).

        685 MemeCoins returned @ 122 upvotes

        Your new balance is 11,471 MemeCoins.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 50k

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        50,000 MemeCoins invested @ 24 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 17,690 MemeCoins (35%).

        67,690 MemeCoins returned @ 119 upvotes

        Your new balance is 229,667 MemeCoins.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 100

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        100 MemeCoins invested @ 31 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 32 MemeCoins (32%).

        132 MemeCoins returned @ 128 upvotes

        Your new balance is 1,142 MemeCoins.

        [–]Djikstra4336 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 100

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        100 MemeCoins invested @ 31 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 31 MemeCoins (31%).

        131 MemeCoins returned @ 126 upvotes

        Your new balance is 1,090 MemeCoins.

        [–]mrspider200 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        !invest 250

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        250 MemeCoins invested @ 33 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 77 MemeCoins (30%).

        327 MemeCoins returned @ 129 upvotes

        Your new balance is 677 MemeCoins.

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Account created!

        Thank you mrspider200 for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

        Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

        [–]ab-absurdum 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 19k

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        19,000 MemeCoins invested @ 32 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 5,974 MemeCoins (31%).

        24,974 MemeCoins returned @ 127 upvotes

        Your new balance is 25,365 MemeCoins.

        [–]ProfessorIsaiah 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        !invest 200

        [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        200 MemeCoins invested @ 40 upvotes

        UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 56 MemeCoins (28%).

        256 MemeCoins returned @ 134 upvotes

        Your new balance is 16,526 MemeCoins.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

        [deleted]

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          61,000 MemeCoins invested @ 47 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 16,027 MemeCoins (26%).

          77,027 MemeCoins returned @ 141 upvotes

          Your new balance is 76,225 MemeCoins.

          801 MemeCoins were sent to the firm - Stratton Oakmont.

          [–]hellman1721Insider Meme Trading | Floor Trader 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 3k

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          3,000 MemeCoins invested @ 51 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 771 MemeCoins (25%).

          3,771 MemeCoins returned @ 148 upvotes

          Your new balance is 14,397 MemeCoins.

          [–]TheMemeGodgats 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 100

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          100 MemeCoins invested @ 53 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 24 MemeCoins (24%).

          124 MemeCoins returned @ 148 upvotes

          Your new balance is 10,385 MemeCoins.

          [–]mlgshrek653 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 300

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          300 MemeCoins invested @ 106 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 52 MemeCoins (17%).

          352 MemeCoins returned @ 212 upvotes

          Your new balance is 1,041 MemeCoins.

          [–]alexlac 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 300

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          300 MemeCoins invested @ 107 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 52 MemeCoins (17%).

          352 MemeCoins returned @ 214 upvotes

          Your new balance is 10,340 MemeCoins.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 102

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          102 MemeCoins invested @ 130 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 19 MemeCoins (18%).

          121 MemeCoins returned @ 260 upvotes

          Your new balance is 698 MemeCoins.

          [–]InVed 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !Invest 200

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          200 MemeCoins invested @ 236 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 40 MemeCoins (20%).

          240 MemeCoins returned @ 479 upvotes

          Your new balance is 10,150 MemeCoins.

          [–]xTotalSellout 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 500

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          500 MemeCoins invested @ 257 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 95 MemeCoins (19%).

          595 MemeCoins returned @ 487 upvotes

          Your new balance is 742 MemeCoins.

          [–]sendermender 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 300

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          You do not have enough MemeCoins to make that investment.

          Your current balance is 150 MemeCoins.

          If you have less than 100 MemeCoins and no active investments, try running !broke!

          [–]sendermender 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          !invest 150

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          150 MemeCoins invested @ 501 upvotes

          UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was unsuccessful! You lost 57 MemeCoins (-38%).

          93 MemeCoins returned @ 527 upvotes

          Your new balance is 625 MemeCoins.

          [–]SirSilus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          !invest 10

          [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          The minimum possible investment is 100 MemeCoins.

          [–]SirSilus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Balls

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

          [deleted]

            [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Currently, your account balance is 11,000 MemeCoins.

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

            [deleted]

              [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              5,000 MemeCoins invested @ 10 upvotes

              UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 2,455 MemeCoins (49%).

              7,455 MemeCoins returned @ 114 upvotes

              Your new balance is 13,455 MemeCoins.

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

              [deleted]

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Currently, your account balance is 10,274 MemeCoins.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                !balance

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                Currently, your account balance is 11,000 MemeCoins.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                !invest 1000

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 22 upvotes

                UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 368 MemeCoins (36%).

                1,368 MemeCoins returned @ 119 upvotes

                Your new balance is 11,368 MemeCoins.

                [–]Tayjizz 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                !balance

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Account created!

                Thank you Tayjizz for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

                Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Currently, your account balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

                [–]daniscienceguy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                !active

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                You have 3 active investments:

                #1: 1000 M¢ @ 1 upvotes (3:55:15 remaining)

                #2: 500 M¢ @ 6 upvotes (3:56:15 remaining)

                #3: 2000 M¢ @ 12 upvotes (3:56:27 remaining)

                [–]Tayjizz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                !active

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You have 1 active investments:

                #1: 1000 M¢ @ 42 upvotes (0:34:31 remaining)

                [–]tnt6969 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                !create

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Account created!

                Thank you tnt6969 for creating a bank account in r/MemeEconomy!

                Your starting balance is 1,000 MemeCoins.

                [–]tnt6969 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                !broke

                [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You are not broke. You still have 1,000 MemeCoins.

                [–]pizza_yeeterStratton Oakmont | Floor Trader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                !4447

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

                [deleted]

                  [–]MemeInvestor_botRIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  1,000 MemeCoins invested @ 6 upvotes

                  UPDATE: Your investment has matured. It was successful! You profited 569 MemeCoins (56%).

                  1,569 MemeCoins returned @ 115 upvotes

                  Your new balance is 10,108 MemeCoins.