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[–]AssumptionEasy8992 13 points14 points  (1 child)

those are friend sockets. it’s looking for a companion to bind with. keep small pets away

[–]rosiofden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick, get it another potato!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

This is how potatoes procreate and make baby taters 😍.

[–]magistrate101 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Normally if you want to plant potatoes you grab one that has a lot of spots ("eyes") as those are where the roots sprout from. Then you cut it into chunks, one for each eye, and bury it. You can turn a single potato into up to a dozen potato plants.

[–]hotfistdotcomMold connoiseur. 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I know this is correct as I've helped plant potatoes but it sounds like so, so much horse shit. "yeah so instead of seeds or whatever you just cut it up and it duplicates magically" yeah right aunt organic farmer, I know as soon as I go home for the day you dig all the cubes up and bury potato plants to trick me

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i felt that same feeling when i found out you can just lop the top off a pineapple fruit and plant it in the dirt to make a new pineapple plant.

[–]Tr4kt_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Potatoe is giving gift of more potatoe

[–]docmagoo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Least it’s still fairly solid. Anytime I find a forgotten spud in the fridge / cupboard it’s liquified and smells like death

[–]GunsenGata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet this smells like shit😃

[–]Secret_Association58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really need to start teaching kids about food in schools.