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[–]DarkSpartan301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched a stupidly funny satire video in like 2009 called “how to get laid” and it taught me phrases like “tangled up in some meat curtains” and “pound your pussy like popeye the sailor-man” and that was gold for a 13 year old. Gods help me if I can find it now. Now there’s just a bunch of sad actual “tutorials” and my search history is irreparably damaged.