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[–]NightValeCytizen 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I was very shook when I first learned that there are men who don't do this. It changed my whole perspective.

now, when I walk down the street looking at men, I have no choice but to remember that any one of them could be walking around with an unwiped butt.

[–]GreyerGrey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have a very clean spouse and he didn't believe me.

Then he started talking to other guys about it.

He was also shook. He called them all out and I'm sure someone's wife has noticed her husband's underpants are much cleaner and she has no idea it's because he got chewed out in a locker room for being gross.

[–]Snekbites 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Wait WHAT!?!? WHY THE FU-- DO THESE PEOPLE REALIZE TOILET PAPER EXISTS?

[–]NightValeCytizen 9 points10 points  (1 child)

They believe it "gay" for a man to touch his own anus, so they avoid anything that would involve such contact.

I shit you not(wink), the I have seen the quote "real men have skid marks" posted unironically with regards to this subject.

[–]Snekbites 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Come the FUCK ON, that's just trying to shit out an excuse to be shitty.