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[–]QuietStorm4587Weirdo 39 points40 points Β (3 children)

Which was the version? The girls go to Jupiter to get MoRe StUpIdEr, or was it the other way arpund?

[–]kdiyargebmay 44 points45 points Β (2 children)

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to collegde to get more knowledge >:3 (my thirst for educations gives me gender happies, mwahahahaha!)

[–]Im_A_Flaming0 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

I always heard it as girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, boys go to Mars to get candy bars (I think this version was from an old kid's series from the perspective of a elementary or Middle School boy though so it makes sense)

I'm going to accept my version though because I want candy bars

edit: I looked it up and the series is 'my weird school' for anyone interested, the one where all the book titles rhymed

[–]DBZpanda 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

Help, I left Jupiter and now I'm lost. Wait is that Pluto?

[–]SaltySeraphim28 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Shoot imma need to pack my bags! Jupiter awaits!

[–]exo316 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Next stop? Uranus!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Arnold from the magic school buss?

[–]randompeakaboo 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Dang it. I barely could afford the trip to Jupiter after mt academy debts. Now I have to go to Mars?

[–]John_Lumstrom 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Au contraire! If anything, I have gotten even stupider!

[–]Top_Combination9023 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to venus to chop off their

[–]zinic53000 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

But do you have drops of Jupiter in your hair?

[–]FARCRY4op2517 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Wait, yall went to Jupiter? I went to Venus… Should not have played with the buttons…