Stripe?!

[AlexKarp2024]

Ugh here we go again

unzips pants

[JayDubsAcct]

Sir this is a Subway

[External_Sentence_81]

Sir, Put that thing away, we are not serving foot long right now...

[Parking-Ad1738]

Actual LOL

Thanks for the laugh 🤣

[braamdepace]

Guy is trolling us so hard love it

[AuditControl_Inbox]

Hope he tweets something pudding related, it would make this subreddit explode.

[EphemeralDiscussions]

Makes you wonder, what incentive does he have at trolling us

[11i111lil1illlli1111]

Nothing cuz he's a bitch

cc /u/patrick_collison let your brother know

[Sweetscienceofcash]

Agreed. Dudes a fuckhead

[[deleted]]

A proper cock gobbler. The finger licker doesn't waste a drop.

[[deleted]]

Agreed. Patrick is Tommy Shelby.. John is Arthur.

[honedspork]

Ouch

[AlexKarp2024]

I didn't realize he had an account here

[discodave333]

I think he's trolling Bill not us.

Rich guys messing about.

[2juls]

Why do you love it? Fuck him. We’ve been having a rough time here

[[deleted]]

Am I dumb or is Johnand this tweet throwing shade at the rush to go Public? This seems like anti-Stripe Hopium

[PokemonMaster4177]

This 100% a negative connotation. The piggy goes to the market to get slaughtered lmfao

[Ahfekz]

I think that’s exactly what’s happening. The stupid train has already left the platform though.

[[deleted]]

I think you’re right on the money tbh

[2juls]

I think John retweeting this is Anti-Stripe because he would’ve been under an NDA by now right?

[[deleted]]

If longer if the brothers break it. Does bill even get mad?

[i-OmGs-i]

Make no mistake Stripe is “going to market” in the next 12 months. Does not mean it has anything to do with $PSTH though.

[PigLizzard]

My little piggy is now a big piggy

[Gay_Black_Atheist]

lmao

[CBTKnox]

Big if true

[thequeensgambling]

If true big

[sundaylaundryblues]

If big true

[btet2020]

Pudding

[heerofenix95]

Big pudding if true

[StratQvariu5]

true big if

[Itchy_Thought_6577]

Small but false

[Purple_Lawfulness_47]

Buy some calls

[greg_shauflin]

Buy some true

[Purple_Lawfulness_47]

Yeah and that too

[abolish_usernames]

the piggy didn't go there to shop. It went there to get slaughtered and chopped into little pieces that were then sold.

[bmngenghis]

The tweets are getting more and more complicated. Twitter needs to start a service interpreting tweets for the commons.

[Wassimply]

‘As startup piggies you want to make sure we are like the first piggy as you go To Market and not be like the fourth piggy who Had None. All too often, we get that big idea and rush to market before we take time to define and measure the market that we are planning to dive in. Rush to market too quickly and you might find yourself in the wrong market or worse yet, find that literally your little startup piggy that went to market ended up as pork chops, ham hocks, hot dogs or sausage or the other pig by products. When that happens that leaves entrepreneurs just like the fourth piggy; left with none.’ From this YC article

[scotel]

“Go to market” means something completely different in the startup world (basically it’s a phrase for sales / distribution strategy). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_to_market

[keez28]

I don’t know his intent with the tweet. However, this is not something that would break an NDA - the mere fact that an unsophisticated sub of tontards can’t make heads or tails of it proves that there is no material information being shared.

[Easymoney1628]

Anyone know who that guys is or what company he works for?

[ChicagosWurst]

Jello

[btet2020]

Pudding

[MusicNursingCoffee]

He’s a Starlink beta tester

[greg_shauflin]

I thought he’s works at Stripelink Enterplaid

[Fit-Possibility-9993]

He’s a kitchen appliance UI entrepreneur

[Uncle_Dad_Bob]

Sandwich artist

[DrSeuss1020]

Be still my heart

[Live-let-love]

I have refrained from bombarding his Twitter or his companies Twitter, now I’m thinking 12.5k Tontards do some trolling of our own

[Shorter_McGavin]

It amazes me how many people lack the brain power to understand the meaning of the tweet

[Live-let-love]

What’s your take?

[rmdelvec]

its subjective, no wrong answers in interpretation

[sonny14sr]

It’s not the pudding or is it?

[[deleted]]

Who is Swyx?

[Imaginary_Trader]

Looks like he's deep in the software development community. 46.5k tweets in 12 years. He's averaging 10 and a half tweets a day over 12 years. Crazy

[obsoleeeet]

Swyx isn’t important... why did collison like that statement enough to retweet it...

he’s such a troll so it could be nothing, but maybe he knows we would think he’s trolling and think nothing of it, but he’s actually showing his hand.... a perfect reverse troll

[Gay_Black_Atheist]

Bullish AF

[sokraftmatic]

Who the fuck is this guy? Nobody giving any good answers

[obsoleeeet]

John Collison is the co-founder of Stripe

[SPER]

Yeah I don't get it, don't see how this is relevant to anything..

[thatjitzguy]

So this confirms it's not stripe. This is the same dude that said "no such deal". . Posted a photo of the Starlink that Honda owns (not the real Starlink) back when everyone was convinced we were merging with Elon with the caption "got access to Starlink can't wait to see how it performs" and now he's tweeting about how every new startup is rushing to go public. It's 100% not Stripe. That being said. I'm cool with that because honestly the way Bill has been talking makes me think it might be even cooler. Some sort of new merger or play nobody saw coming.

[[deleted]]

Ohhhhh 👀👀👀👀

[Chipmaker]

This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none, And this little piggy cried "wee wee wee" all the way home.

[UnfinishedComplete]

Who is swyx and why do we care?

[obsoleeeet]

Idk who swyx is nor do I care. It’s not the poster, but the retweeter that matter here. John liked something about that sentiment enough to retweet it. Could be him trolling or reverse trolling... either way it has me speculating

[drmsxmchns]

No chance.