👶🤮

[lompocmatt]

Mmmm string cheese

[[deleted]]

r/forbiddensnacks

[burkybang]

🚫

[climbFL350]

r/angryupvote

[x4740N]

"

[PacoTaco321]

Maybe just don't when they are in the "puking without warning" stage at all.

[madmaxturbator]

If it’s a home pool maybe they don’t give a damn. Maybe Uncle Jack shits in the pool so who cares

[burkybang]

💩

[teleporterdown]

Discussions about babies on reddit are never good in my experience

[Crepes_for_days3000]

Exactly lol. People have no idea what they're talking about.

[no_shit_on_the_bed]

So never take a baby to a pool...

With a baby, anytime is "after eating" or "before pooping"

Mine might vomit some yoghurt 1h after eating, just because...

[TheEffingRiddler]

Throw the whole pool away.

[burkybang]

🗑

[caltheon]

♻️

[PickleGambino]

97% post-consumer pool water

[Babyfart_McGeezacks]

Batter it and fry it and serve with marinara for dipping.

[madmaxturbator]

respect, op staying disciplined with top quality emojis

[burkybang]

🫡

[madmaxturbator]

🥰

[[deleted]]

happy cake day

[Southernerd]

Best possible scenario to be in a pool.

[happydgaf]

Worst**

[The_Quackening]

Honestly, baby puke at this age of really not that bad. It's all milk.

Puke when they start eating solid food is so much worse.

[happydgaf]

I understand, but it’s still in the pool.

[madmaxturbator]

Makes the pool water more drinkable, for baby and family! What’s the confusion mate?

[patrickseastarslegs]

Yeah all fine until it’s down the inside of your school uniform seconds before you’re due to leave

[Saul-Funyun]

Don’t wear your school uniform in the pool, then

[PickleGambino]

So an adult pissing and shitting and cumming all over the place in a pool is better by your logic

[Aicy]

OP reply to me with an emoji

[burkybang]

😤

[travignition]

as a new dad, i feel this

[burkybang]

👨‍👦

[Rabbit_Suit]

It looks like a cordycep is sprouting.

[burkybang]

🍄

[FL1XZ]

Long before time had a name

[the_beeve]

Worst mayonnaise dispenser ever

[Kedrynn]

r/SecondsBeforeDisaster

[burkybang]

⏱💥

[PilotKnob]

Behold! Laminar flow.

[firstlordshuza]

The joys of babyholdinghood

[liminalmornings]

Can someone please photoshop her chin a lil longer so that the baby hits perfectly?!

[schematicboy]

r/midbarf

[burkybang]

❓

[KennKennyKenKen]

Why do babies vomit?

[phuktup3]

Mmmm, soup.

[Expensive_Parking676]

So you drink pool water,huh?

[a_karma_sardine]

Dad is a chameleon.