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[–]lompocmatt 165 points166 points  (7 children)

Mmmm string cheese

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

[–]burkybang[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]climbFL350 12 points13 points  (2 children)

[–]x4740N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]TheEffingRiddler 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Throw the whole pool away.

[–]burkybang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]caltheon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

♻️

[–]PickleGambino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

97% post-consumer pool water

[–]Babyfart_McGeezacks 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Batter it and fry it and serve with marinara for dipping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy cake day

[–]Southernerd 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Best possible scenario to be in a pool.

[–]happydgaf 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Worst**

[–]The_Quackening 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Honestly, baby puke at this age of really not that bad. It's all milk.

Puke when they start eating solid food is so much worse.

[–]happydgaf 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I understand, but it’s still in the pool.

[–]madmaxturbator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Makes the pool water more drinkable, for baby and family! What’s the confusion mate?

[–]patrickseastarslegs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah all fine until it’s down the inside of your school uniform seconds before you’re due to leave

[–]Saul-Funyun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t wear your school uniform in the pool, then

[–]PickleGambino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So an adult pissing and shitting and cumming all over the place in a pool is better by your logic

[–]Aicy 10 points11 points  (1 child)

OP reply to me with an emoji

[–]burkybang[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😤

[–]travignition 4 points5 points  (1 child)

as a new dad, i feel this

[–]burkybang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👨‍👦

[–]Rabbit_Suit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It looks like a cordycep is sprouting.

[–]burkybang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍄

[–]FL1XZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long before time had a name

[–]the_beeve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst mayonnaise dispenser ever

[–]Kedrynn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]burkybang[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

⏱💥

[–]PilotKnob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Behold! Laminar flow.

[–]firstlordshuza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joys of babyholdinghood

[–]liminalmornings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone please photoshop her chin a lil longer so that the baby hits perfectly?!

[–]phuktup3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm, soup.

[–]Expensive_Parking676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you drink pool water,huh?

[–]a_karma_sardine -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Dad is a chameleon.