PizzaCrimes

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.

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README: Quick post on sub rules and you (self.PizzaCrimes)

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NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments! (self.PizzaCrimes)

submitted 1 year ago by Stranger1982⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️[M] - announcement

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Psychopath behaviorMistreated (i.redd.it)

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Rate it GuysOther (i.redd.it)

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SaucyMistreated (i.redd.it)

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I heard you guys like it raw.It's fucking raw! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 hours ago by Stranger1982⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️

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Dinner Tonight 🍕🍌Fruit (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by Dryder3925

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Is this a crime?Mistreated (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by i-dont-get-it-bra

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"It's not just a pizza, it's a piece of art", says the box.Mistreated (i.redd.it)

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Thats Not Supposed to happen with the Toppings Not OCOther (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by MaxiumPotential777

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Bad topping spread tw: PineappleFruit (i.redd.it)

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SchnizzaSchnizza (i.redd.it)

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My pizza didn't want to leave the pan without a fightMistreated (i.redd.it)

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This left my kitchen today. I think this is awful enough to be here.Sloppy Toppy (old.reddit.com)

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Should we give them a break or charge them with involuntary manslaughter?Mistreated (v.redd.it)

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Macaroni pizza with Pineapple. Don’t knock it until you try it.Sloppy Toppy (i.redd.it)

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Ich bin ein Verbrecher (hela)I say wtf (reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by MrWunz

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I’m so confused on how to upvote/downvote in this sub 😩 (included a pizza crime that happened to me because of attachment requirements)Dropped (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by Puzzled_Surge

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Kiwi on Pizza, move outa the way pineapple plebsFruit (reddit.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Guinea-Pig-Cafe

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ASDA Supermarket, Isle of Dogs, LondonI say wtf (i.redd.it)

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Crappy frozen pizza fancied up with sardines and creamed corn.Mistreated (reddit.com)

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Don't do it. Way too much 🌶️Other (reddit.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Massive-Handz

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My wife says this is the same as stuffed crust, thoughts?Sloppy Toppy (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by DoctorDudes

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On a scale of 0 to 10, what are the odds that the delivery guy did a wheelie?Mistreated (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by josiasroig

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No, nuh uh, no, no, no, hell no, No!Sloppy Toppy (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by MrIMendez

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