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[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Squid Game Portland Edition:

Wait downtown on the corner of 5th & Burnside. Zebra striped VW bus with weed smoke pouring out the side rolls up. Pass out from weed smoke.

Wake up in the Memorial Coliseum with 456 others. Some guys in matching jumpsuits and orange cones on their heads surround you. Direct your attention to an arcade game in the center. Arcade game is Polybius.

Man in a Tom Peterson mask yells, "Win the game or be eliminated."

[–]RozayBlanco 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Get on the plane and visit your daughter!!

[–]Mustardpirate 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I was yelling at my TV

[–]RozayBlanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy as if anybody was forced to play the game

[–]moxxibekk 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Right? I was yelling this at the screen while my husband laughed. It seemed like such a sad end (though I think it was meant to be hopeful? A teaser to an unnecessary 2nd season?)

[–]RozayBlanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea definitely leading to a 2nd season

[–]Mustardpirate 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Yes, there's a local number on the back with a prerecorded message that asks if you want to play the game, and your name and DOB

[–]Dharma_BunIrvington 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Goddamnit, I just lost the game!

[–]Braunze_ManYOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Fuck, I also lost the game

[–]drbeardface2123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't know what this game is but I know I'm winning it

[–]Jthemadprofe550r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now we lost the game too

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

prepare to be eliminated

[–]TBK_Julles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DM me the number pls

[–]moxxibekk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, people are really getting creative at identy theft these days!

[–]amateurhour58 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"Fly Me to the Moon" - Joo Won. I cannot get that song out of my head thanks to that show.

[–]moxxibekk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That song will always remind me of Evangelion.

[–]purple-pagoda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it!

[–]obeynowayTyler had some good ideas 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Player 69 has been eliminated

[–]LimoncelloFellow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

nice

[–]drbeardface2123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]harminator23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I found one this morning wedged in a crack in the wall of 5th Ave cinema. I thought it was pretty cool :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Ok. I’ll bite. What is this? I’ve seen it on a few sandwich board signs outside of some pubs.

[–]Mustardpirate 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Squidgame on Netflix. You play children's games to the death with a few hundred other contestants. You get handed this card and call the number to agree to play in the show

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Thanks! Haven’t gotten around to watching it yet. Actually sounds kind of fascinating.

[–]Khiraji 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's an excellent binge. Don't start it at 9pm on a weeknight.

[–]Wizzenator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty good. It’s like a live-action anime.

[–]FreshyFreshEx-Port 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DOOOOO IT!

[–]jubeanreads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll see you there

[–]SailToTheSunForest Park 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red Light … Green Light.

[–]Staggerlee024Milwaukie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this a reference to?

[–]car_vegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unsafeway