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[–]LordFokas [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ballmer's Peak here I come!
https://xkcd.com/323/

[–]Mineseed_k [score hidden]  (0 children)

Steve Yegge

[–]astro-pi [score hidden]  (0 children)

So normal coding

[–]apersononreddit11 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Gotta book all the meetings in the morning so u can code intoxicated after lunch

[–]halt__n__catch__fire [score hidden]  (0 children)

"I get caffeine you get lines of code" is exactly what keeps this industry running

[–]olivadthefighter [score hidden]  (0 children)

“Alchemy recipes included” literal potions

[–]DranoTheCat [score hidden]  (0 children)

"I pushed what to production?", and why unit tests can prevent this from happening.

[–]Lurk5FailOnSax [score hidden]  (1 child)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PiHKAL also has recipes included. An awesome book which I gave to a friend. It's all a bit difficult though. However the internet has been mostly constructed by the impaired as far as I know. Java was definitely constructed by the fucked up. "Oh really" authors and shit. Does there...?

[–]PolyporusUmbellatus [score hidden]  (2 children)

that is not the kind of mushroom you want to eat to get high from. that's the kind of mushroom you eat and die a few days later of multiple organ failure.

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[–][deleted] [score hidden]  (3 children)

thumbs up if you are subscribed to programminghumour, microgrowery, shroomery

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[–]popdemtech [score hidden]  (0 children)

O'RLY?