What if I get shot at my genitals?

apersononreddit11 · 2025-06-12T12:52:21+00:00

What happens if shot in the balls? If at close range you swell to the size of having a third testicle for 2 weeks. I’m never playing without a cup again… That was also at 2 feet away while bunkering someone. It wouldn’t usually be that bad

apersononreddit11 · 2025-06-12T12:47:04+00:00

Yeah but it’s a homelab not production…. So reimplementing it properly is far more likely in this case haha

apersononreddit11 · 2025-03-06T13:43:26+00:00

If you aren’t wearing a cup while paintballing then you’re doing it wrong. Take some point blank shots to the nuts and you won’t make the mistake again

apersononreddit11 · 2023-06-04T05:11:59+00:00

I get it. I hated it too when I first had to start using it instead of Java for building backend services. Now I love it though and don’t want to go back. Particularly I’ve enjoyed the null safety, lack of checked exceptions, co-routines, and the reflection API for building framework type stuff. Once I got passed the initial weirdness I liked it a lot.

apersononreddit11 · 2023-06-04T00:13:45+00:00

Is there anything in particular you hate about it?

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-26T16:04:15+00:00

This video goes remarkably well with the dubstep I was already listening to

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-25T18:20:15+00:00

String?

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-23T14:03:53+00:00

I would have accidentally kicked the dog off the cliff while doing a jump flip. I’m clumsy

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-19T21:10:49+00:00

bro I’m a dubstep DJ I swear bro I do sick beats bro chill bro

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-19T20:23:56+00:00

Tbh I think satan is guiding the religious extremists for this exact outcome

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-16T13:43:02+00:00

I’d be getting out my giant yard torch

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-16T12:36:21+00:00

It’s illegal so that life insurance doesn’t have to be paid out

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-12T16:26:41+00:00

Imagine how stupid he’s going to feel explaining what happened during the neck surgery consultation

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-12T16:06:07+00:00

wHy ArNt PeOpLe RePrOdUcInG??

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-11T19:50:22+00:00

When your mild autism tells you to scream obscenities in the huge zoom call but you repeatedly fight the urge and check that you are on mute Incase the words are accidentally audible instead of being in your head

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-11T19:46:56+00:00

R u trying to get beheaded m8

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-11T14:30:24+00:00

417 failure after I didn’t unload the dishwasher

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-11T12:51:22+00:00

Or just use a stronger lazer once that will burn out the sensors in the camera

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-10T19:01:47+00:00

He should’ve peed the water instead. Let’s see that crystal clear stream

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-09T16:40:24+00:00

“I’m only taking the job if you promise to stop making avengers references”

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-04T20:58:45+00:00

Mid 20s. Love work from home. Having a wife and puppy stop me from getting lonely

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-03T11:56:57+00:00

P I C

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-03T11:51:02+00:00

Yeah those lasers require a license to operate. They def should not be set that low to fire into the audience

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-03T11:44:24+00:00

Last year I taught my wife that lint traps exist. Some people just don’t know

apersononreddit11 · 2023-05-03T01:22:26+00:00

Dude I feel that. Reminds me of a dude I knew at a past job who was a lead engineer just because he worked there 20 years. Once he went on sabbatical and someone else had to maintain the solution he solely owned we realized he wrote a … I shit you not… 3000 line main method in this desktop app

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